dont tell my mom

kara. 31. i have no idea what i'm doing

[adonischildsupportcase]

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[wordfather]

[zoesupreme]

had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke

[zoesupreme]

if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that

[drchucktingle]

YOULL NEVER TAKE MY EM DASH

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[powrbottomjoker]

Just wanted to let you know I thought about this post so hard I ended up cosplaying it 😌

[brawltogethernow]

#the damage buff from that url

Huh what url– OH.

[croakerverse-chronological]

[powrbottomjoker]

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

[foone]

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[raspberrypeekaboo]

Further Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 propaganda, allegedly Ryan Gosling has turned down People’s Sexiest Man of the Year spread multiple times because he thinks it’s cringe, so I think it would be really funny if we, the people, democratically elected him the People’s Sexyman

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[daydreaminglilguy]

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

[rockabillywife]

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

[wovi]

*

simone weil

[wovi]

*

ursula k. leguin

[pussypopstiel]

I know John was pissed as hell at all the stupid aliases dean made

[pussypopstiel]

John: dean did you make a new license

Dean: yessir I did

John: let me see

Dean:

[valtsv]

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird