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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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One of us is dead
author's note prologue
Dare I say? College AU Toji and reader’s wedding’s wedding where Megumi is in awe and runs down to walk her
https://youtube.com/shorts/5VF9x1Utl_M?si=Wkhm0CFu1zoAZfT7
HELPPPPPP OH MY GOD
my baby fever is back can yall tell?
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toji rocks back and forth on his feet, bouncing on his toes, fixing his cuffs, anything to distract himself from the nerves creeping up his body. he feels nauseous, terrified, excited, zealous, all in the best ways. you came into his life with nothing but open arms, and in return, he bought you the most beautiful ring his money could buy.
now he just has to make sure you’re walking down the aisle to meet him.
he’s never been a optimist, but he hopes to everything that may be listening to please ensure you don’t get cold feet.
tsumiki and megumi already took their time scattering the flowers down the aisle (you’d mentioned how you wanted megumi to hold onto the rings, but toji was far more set on his kids being flower tossers). they stand exactly where toji had directed, tsumiki smiling at the cameras and megumi shyly standing close to his dad.
he tugs on toji’s pant leg, big eyes blinking up at his dad- a silent reminder that no matter what, his son and step-daughter will always be there. he smiles down, ruffles megumi’s hair, and tips his head back to look at the sky in search of peace to calm the screaming thoughts of anxiety in his head.
but then, he hears megumi gasp. immediately, his hand lets go of his father’s pants and he makes a break for it, and when toji instinctively panics, it melts away when he sees you- megumi’s running to you.
tsumiki squeals and jumps excitedly, “she looks so pretty, daddy!”
he smiles as he watches megumi toddle down to meet you, arms extended. your best friend opens her arms to catch him, but he’s disinterested as he wraps his tiny arms around your dress. the whole crowd gasps when he steps on the long fabric, but you don’t seem phased by it- like you’d been expecting it.
you pass your friend the bouquet and scoop megumi up, pressing a kiss to his cheek as he wraps his arms around your neck. tsumiki giggles and makes a beeline down the aisle to you as well, arms wrapping around your legs while you pet her hair affectionately.
“you’re both so silly,” you tease, and toji sinks his teeth into his lip to ward of the tears that well in his eyes.
you manage to work her up your torso with the help of your friend, pressing another kiss, this time to her styled hair. your arms are full of two small children, your best friend walking you down the aisle with a bouquet in one hand and a hand on your lower back in the other.
and then your eyes lock with toji’s.
he finally blinks a line of tears out. damnit.
you make your way down the aisle, composure and confidence in the air as you stride. toji hears the little whispers about how gorgeous you look and how beautiful you are, tsumiki even taking the liberty of answering back with an excited “she is!” you laugh at her words and she’s earned with another small kiss.
after what feels like an eon, you finally stand in front of toji.
you snicker.
“i told you you would cry,” you tease.
he chuckles and wipes a tear with his thumb, “yeah yeah yeah. still a lot of wedding left.”
you make a move to put megumi and tsumiki down, the young girl obeying while megumi tightens his grip, not ready to let go.
“megumi!” tsumiki whines. “they gotta get married! come on!”
the whole crowd laughs.
you laugh.
toji grins.
“yeah,” he says, letting out a shaky sigh.
“we gotta get married.”
Mission 1: Unexpected Guest (part 1)
This is set somewhere between ch 121 and 128 in the manga
-> [Part 2]
are homemade cookies a good gift to give to someone, genuine question
guys they turned out so good
@owoozles here’s the recipe!
115g butter
180g all purpose flour
100g brown sugar
70g regular sugar
about 2 tea spoons of vanilla bean paste
1 egg
100-150g dark chocolate (basically measure it to your taste)
1/4 tea spoon salt
1/4 tea spoon baking soda
1/2 tea spoon baking powder
1/2 tea spoon corn starch
you melt the butter while constantly stirring, wait for it to foam up and then turn the heat off but keep it on the warm stove until brown flecks start to appear in it. afterwards, you pour it in a bowl and wait a couple of minutes for it to cool off a bit.
you then add in the sugar, egg, vanilla and mix (not too much though!) until it’s all combined and lighter in colour.
you add the rest of the dry ingredients and combine until only specks of flour are showing in the mixture. afterwards you cut up the chocolate into chunks and take about 20 bigger pieces out and keep them aside for later.
you mix everything together, just be mindful that you don’t mix to much because otherwise the cookies aren’t going to spread out as much as they should.
use an ice cream scoop to get the same portions and place them on a tray.
add the chocolate chunks on top and put the tray in the fridge for at least 5 hours, but i think it’s best if you keep them in there overnight.
heat up the oven to around 175-180°C and bake them for around 12-15 minutes until they’re a nice brown.
top with flaky sea salt and enjoy :)
higuruma finding your 18+ twitter
Higuruma had a bad day.
It started with waking up late, spilling his coffee all over the counter, and ended with tripping while walking up the stairs to the apartment.
His sigh is heavy when he finally passes the threshold of the door.
You are not home. You are not home, and you were possibly the only person he wanted to see.
He suddenly remembers the conversation you two had this morning.
“I won’t be home till late, don’t wait up.”
Another heavy sigh leaves his mouth.
His briefcase falls to the floor, and his coat follows. He doesn’t care enough to put them in their assigned places.
When he collapses on the couch, the relief he feels is close to heavenly, but it isn’t enough to clear his sour mood.
He knows what he needs; it’s been in the back of his mind since some client at his internship flirted with him, but it’s quickly heading for the front.
His hand reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone.
It’s muscle memory: the way he types in his passcode, opens the app with the blue icon, and switches from his professional account to the one he made with a burner email, the username a key slam.
His pupils dilate as the first few posts come into view.
There was a shit ton of explicit stuff immediately, stuff that usually got the job done for him. A video of a guy holding up a camera to his girlfriend’s face while he fucks her from behind. But he isn’t in the mood for that.
He’s in the mood for a specific genre of pictures. Pictures of women with a certain skin tone, color of hair, and body shape. Pictures of women he could imagine are you.
It was outright wrong of him. You were his roommate, not his girlfriend, not even his friend with benefits. But he could never stop himself from indulging.
He unbuttons his slacks with one hand while he scrolls with another, staying for a few seconds on pictures that show potential, liking them, but moving on.
He scrolls past something that makes him backtrack.
A picture of a woman lying down in bed on her side in a pretty set of underwear, not anything fancy or extravagant. Her body is gorgeous, but it’s not what makes him backtrack.
What makes him backtrack is the heart-shaped birthmark on her upper thigh.
He recognizes it.
A while ago, the two of you went out for drinks. It was the day before your birthday, and you were within your rights to overindulge, so you did. It ended with you throwing up all over your clothes and all over the cab on the way home.
Higuruma had to strip you down to your underwear and throw the clothes in the wash himself because you were too drunk to do so.
He had looked because he couldn’t help himself, and he saw it. The birthmark. It burned into his mind.
And he’s seeing it right in front of his face again.
His hand stalls from where he was plaming himself through his underwear.
He opens the page slowly and begins to scroll, reading every post and connecting all the dots in his head.
The day you two went out for drinks, and he saw the birthmark, the account had tweeted requesting someone to send money for drinks. A few weeks ago, when you got your nails done, the account replied to another saying thank you for nail money.
He moves onto the images page and recognizes your bedroom immediately.
He recognizes your body shape and the length of your hair, too.
You had a secret twitter account, and he found it.
It’s worse than when he pretends the other women in the pictures are you; it’s so much worse. He should close the app and go take a cold shower, but he can’t bring himself to.
His cock hardens as he scrolls through the account, his mind taking care to memorize every picture and every detail you share about your intimate life.
There’s a post about you touching yourself in front of a mirror that sends him over the edge.
He pulls his cock out of his underwear and begins to stroke himself, slowly and deliberately, head lolling to the side as he continues to scroll.
There’s a picture of you in a big t-shirt and lacy underwear that makes him freeze because he realizes the t-shirt is his. One you stole not too long ago on your laundry day when you had nothing else to wear. One you never gave back.
He almost cums then and there, but he stops mid stroke, holding his cock, beginning to try to take slow and even breaths to draw out his pleasure.
He gets in the pattern of it: stroking until he’s almost there and edging himself.
When he finally lets himself go, it’s to a picture of you on the very couch he’s sitting on, stripped down to cotton panties and a bra. It’s intense, more intense than when he’s slept with certain women, and he knows it’s because of you.
His breaths are erratic, and his cum is all over his hands and slacks.
He drops the phone and moves his free arm to cover his eyes, the other still on his cock, stroking himself to overstimulation.
A whimper leaves his mouth as his mind brings up made-up images, more explicit ones than the ones he was staring at moments before.
When he finally stops, he feels a buzz throughout his body and his heartbeat in his legs.
He stuffs himself back in his underwear and sits for a moment, picking the phone back up and scrolling through the account more, all the way until he finds the beginning of it.
The first post is sweet, a polite introduction, which makes a smile graze his face.
He refreshes the page and sees a post made a few minutes prior.
On my break, anyone wanna send me money for a snack? (;
He goes through the motions of anonymously wiring you 50 bucks through the linked website without even hesitating or really thinking about it at all.
After, He turns off his phone and wonders how he’ll face you when you come home knowing what he knows and did.
a/n: it falls flat towards the end but WHATEVER!! here!! have it!!!!!!!
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IS IT A CRIME TO LET YOUR LAW PROFESSOR FUCK YOU ON YOUR COUCH?
SYPNOSIS. after that heated encounter in his office, you've been dodging his lectures and ignoring every reminder of what happened that night. higuruma hiromi is more frustrated than ever—until he finally stops waiting and takes what you've both been circling for weeks.
— PART ONE
PAIRING. law prof! higuruma hiromi x law student! reader
WC. 4.4k
CONTENT. MDNI. professor/student. age gap. oral sex (f receiving). vaginal sex. unprotected sex. dirty talk. light degradation. usual rain trope lololol.
A/N. art by hunnismoker on x. first post after getting flagged !!!
you’ve been ghosting his class for almost two weeks.
not on purpose…at least, that’s what you tell yourself. it started innocently enough when midterms starts, three back-to-back exams in four days was hell. then the cold came, a scratchy throat turning into fever. you told yourself you’d catch up once the fog cleared but even after the fever broke, you didn’t go back.
a stupid group project drama piled on next. one groupmate ghosted entirely, another argued over every citation, and the third kept rewriting your sections without asking. you spent nights in the library staring at shared google docs, highlighter bleeding through pages you weren’t reading, mind drifting somewhere else entirely.
and underneath all of it was the real reason.
the humiliating, pulsing truth you couldn’t admit out loud even to yourself.
every time you pictured walking into that lecture hall, sliding into your usual seat, you felt his eyes on you again. the one he gave you that monday evening in his office when the door was locked and your knees were on carpet and his hand was fisted in your hair.
the memory played on cruel repeat, you could still taste him—still feel the stretch of your throat when he fucked it.
you tried to study criminal intent the way you always had: highlighters, flashcards, color-coded notes. but every time the mens rea slides appeared in your mind, you saw him at the podium instead. black marker in hand, diagramming voluntary manslaughter like it was nothing, his voice never failing to sound low and tired.
you imagined him turning to the board and writing your name in the margin next to “reckless disregard.” imagined him underlining “guilty mind” twice, then looking back at you over his shoulder with that unreadable stare.
your stomach would knot. your thighs would press together under whatever table you were hiding at. heat would crawl up your neck and settle low in your belly until you had to excuse yourself to the bathroom just to breathe.
so you skipped.
there’s no way you could focus anyway.
one lecture became two. two became four. by the sixth absence you were submitting everything online. you polished every pdfs attached to curt emails with subject lines like “week 7 reading response” and “torts ii problem set.” you were still doing the work. still getting As on the assignments he graded without comment. no one could say you weren’t keeping up.
but he noticed.
higuruma hiromi doesn’t chase students. he doesn’t send gentle “concerned professor” emails with smiley faces or pull anyone aside after class with a hand on the shoulder and a murmured “is everything alright?” he isn’t built that way. he marks absences in neat red ink on the roster.
so you knew he’d seen it. knew because the last assignment you submitted came back with feedback that was longer than usual.
“strong analysis of actus reus, but your discussion of mens rea lacks depth. consider the subjective vs objective standard more carefully. office hours are still available if clarification is needed.”
was that an invitation? you don’t know.
you deleted the email without replying. closed your laptop. buried your face in your pillow and tried not to think about how badly you wanted to walk into his office again.
instead you stayed away.
it’s a thursday evening and the sky is already dark by 5:30, rain hammering the campus like it’s trying to wash the whole place clean. you’re huddled under the inadequate bus shelter outside the law building. you opened your phone for the third time to check the ETA, the next bus kept getting pushed back.
your fingers are numb on the screen. the cold seeps through your hoodie, makes your teeth chatter in small, embarrassing bursts.
you keep thinking about how stupid this is—standing here freezing when you could have easily just stayed in your apartment with the heater on and another excuse not to face him.
you only came here cause you needed air.
you needed it because every time you close your eyes all you see is him.
the tired lines around his eyes that made him look older and sharper. the way his jaw tightened right before he told you to open your mouth. the low rasp in his voice when he said “that’s it” while he pushed deeper, like he was grading your ability to take him.
it's making you insane.
it makes your chest ache now. it’s not just want, you actually need him. shame mixed with this stupid, gnawing need to know if he thinks about it too. if he replays the way you looked up at him with tears in your eyes, or the sound you made when he finally let you breathe. you hate how much space he takes up in your head.
headlights cut through the downpour suddenly. a black sedan slows, pulls right up to the curb in front of the shelter. the passenger window slides down with a quiet hum.
“get in.”
his voice slices through the rain noise.
you stare for a second. higuruma is behind the wheel, his face is half-shadowed, but you can see the faint crease between his brows.
you hesitate.
“i’m not waiting,” he says. “the bus is delayed. you’ll be here another half hour at least.”
you feel your pulse jump in your throat. it’s really him, sitting there in the driver’s seat with the same rolled sleeves and the same tired expression you’ve been replaying for weeks. part of you wants to stay right where you are under the shelter and keep pretending none of this exists, because getting in the car means facing whatever this is head-on. but the cold is biting through your hoodie, your jeans are soaked at the bottom, and the thought of waiting out here alone while he drives away makes your chest tighten. you already know you’re going to regret it either way, but standing here freezing feels worse than whatever happens next.
your feet move before you decide. you duck out from under the shelter, yank the door open, slide inside. the door thuds shut and suddenly the world is muffled…everything else gone quiet except your own heartbeat thumping loud in your ears.
higuruma doesn’t look at you right away. just checks the mirrors, pulls away from the curb smooth and controlled.
silence stretches awkwardly for a few minutes.
“address,” he says finally.
you rattle off your off-campus place a few miles away. he nods while he inputs it into the gps without comment. the screen glows blue on the dash … then more silence. the wipers sweep steady as you steal glances at him, his hands on the wheel look steady, veins standing out against his skin.
“six absences,” he says out of nowhere. “consistent, aren’t you?”
“i submitted everything on time.”
“i know.” he flicks the turn signal, merges left. “your work is fine. better than fine but you’re not in the room. that’s still a problem.”
you swallow, “i’ve been busy. you know midterms…group stuff, also got sick for a bit.”
“convenient timing.” he chuckles as heat floods your face.
“it’s not like that.”
“isn’t it?” he glances over. “you avoid the lecture hall, avoid my eyes. but you still send polished assignments like nothing happened.”
“i didn’t know what else to do.”
“you could have come to office hours.” his tone is even, you almost hear boredom in it. “asked for clarification on mens rea like i suggested in the feedback. like a normal student.”
but that’s the thing, there’s nothing normal about this.
“i didn’t think you meant it,” you mumble.
“i don’t say things i don’t mean.”
the car fills with quiet again.
“where do you live?” you ask suddenly, desperate to change the subject, to make this feel normal.
he raises an eyebrow. “why?”
“just curious. i mean you know where i live now.”
“apartment near the courthouse district. walking distance, it’s convenient.”
“do you… drive students home often?”
“no.”
another turn, the surroundings are familiar now. your complex is coming up soon.
“you’ve been thinking about it,” he says.
“about what?” you play dumb.
“monday.” he doesn’t elaborate, he doesn’t need to.
you press your thighs together, try to ignore the pulse between them. “yeah.”
“and?”
“and it’s hard to sit in class pretending it didn’t happen.”
he pulls into the loading zone in front of your building. you hear the engine idles, rain drums on the roof. he finally turns to look at you—like really look. eyes dark and unreadable, but you want to believe that there’s something under the tiredness. hunger, maybe. or just patience wearing thin.
“then stop pretending,” he says quietly.
you stare at him.
“come inside,” you whisper. “just… to get out of the rain.”
he studies you for a long second. then reaches for the keys, kills the engine.
the sudden quiet is deafening.
he gets out first, circles around, opens your door like it’s nothing. you step out into the downpour again, colder now after the heater. he doesn’t offer an umbrella…he probably doesn’t have one. just waits while you fumble for your keys, both of you getting soaked in the short walk to the entrance.
inside the stairwell it’s warmer, but your clothes are heavy with rain and dripping onto the concrete steps. you lead the way up, feeling him right behind you—close enough that you can hear the soft squeak of his shoes on each stair, feel the faint heat coming off him even through the damp air.
your hands shake a little when you unlock the door. it swings open into the small entryway, string lights from the living room spilling faint yellow across the floor.
you step inside first, kick off your soaked sneakers by the mat. he follows closing the door, he doesn’t take off his shoes right away, he stands there observing your place. he takes a mental note of it, looking at the stack of textbooks on the coffee table, the open laptop with his class portal still pulled up, the half-empty mug of tea.
you turn the lamp on higher, then head to the kitchenette to grab towels. anything to keep moving. “i’ll get something to dry off with,” you mutter, mostly to fill the quiet.
when you come back with two towels, he’s already peeled off his wet jacket and hung it over the back of a chair. his shirt is clinging in places—white fabric turned semi-transparent over his chest and shoulders, sleeves still rolled up, forearms flexing when he takes the towel from you.
he dries his hair roughly, then his face, eyes never leaving yours.
you try to focus on drying your own arms, but your gaze keeps dropping to the way the wet shirt outlines the lines of his body—the faint definition of muscle under the fabric, the dark trail of hair visible through the damp material where it sticks to his stomach. your mouth goes dry. you remember exactly how that skin felt under your palms last time, how his abs tensed when you swallowed around him.
he notices it.
“you’re still shivering,” he says, voice low. he steps closer, takes the towel from your hands, and starts drying your hair himself. fingers brushing your scalp through the fabric. it’s so gentle that you froze.
“take the hoodie off,” he says after a moment.
your fingers fumble with the hem. the wet fabric peels away from your skin with a cold suck, leaving you in just your thin t-shirt and bra underneath. the shirt is clinging too, nipples hard from the chill and from him watching. you cross your arms instinctively.
he drops the towel on the floor. reaches out, hooks two fingers under the hem of your t-shirt, and tugs it up slowly. you lift your arms without thinking. the shirt comes off, lands somewhere behind you. his eyes drop to your chest, then back to your face.
“still cold?” he asks.
you shake your head. you’re burning now.
he steps in until your back hits the wall by the entryway. one hand plants beside your head, the other slides down your side, thumb brushing the underside of your breast through the bra making you inhale sharply.
“tell me to stop,” he says quietly.
you don’t.
you don’t want him to stop.
his mouth finds yours—harder than the first time he kissed you in your memory. there’s no buildup, just pure hunger. his tongue pushes in immediately and you moan into it, hands scrambling up his wet shirt, fingers digging into the fabric over his chest. he groans low against your lips, presses his hips forward so you feel how hard he already is through his slacks.
your fingers curl into the wet cotton of his shirt, pulling him closer even though there’s already no space left between you.
he breaks the kiss first, just enough to speak against your lips. “kitchen counter now.”
you nod, legs shaky as you lead him the few steps into the narrow kitchenette. he doesn’t give you time to think. his hands find your waist, lift you onto the counter in one smooth motion like you weigh nothing. the cold granite bites into the backs of your thighs through your damp jeans. you gasp at the temperature difference.
“these need to come off,” he mutters, fingers already working the button of your jeans. you lift your hips when he tugs, helping him peel the soaked denim down your legs along with your underwear.
you’re bare from the waist down now, legs dangling off the edge, thighs trembling slightly from the chill and anticipation. his eyes tracing the curve of your hips, the soft skin of your inner thighs, the way you’re already glistening for him.
“spread wider,” he says.
his palms slide up the insides of your thighs, thumbs brushing close but not quite touching where you want him most. you desperately shift forward, chasing his hands; he presses one palm flat to your lower stomach, holding you still.
“patience,” he murmurs. “you’ve been avoiding me for two weeks. you can wait a little longer.”
“hey i told you i wasn’t–”
“ah yes, right… you were busy, right pretty?”
his thumb finally grazes your clit and your hips jerk. he does it again, slower, watching your face the whole time. your breath comes in short pants. he circles then collects wetness on his fingers before bringing them back up to rub slowly.
“you’re soaked,” he continues, “been like this the whole ride?”
“since you pulled up,” you admit, which makes him hum in approval. two fingers slide inside you without warning, stretching you open. you moan, head tipping back against the cabinets.
“look at me,” he says.
you force your eyes open. his expression is focused, almost clinical, but his pupils are blown wide and there’s a flush high on his cheekbones.
he’s affected too.
he adds a third finger, stretching you further. the slight burn only makes it better.
“good,” he mutters. “just like that.”
his free hand comes up to cup the back of your neck, pulling you into another kiss. his tongue fucking into your mouth in time with his fingers. you’re rocking against his hand now, chasing the pressure, little whimpers escaping between kisses.
“mhm…so good.”
he pulls his fingers out right when you’re teetering on the edge which you whine in protest.
“not yet,” he says against your mouth. “want you to come on my tongue first.”
he drops to his knees between your spread legs. the sight of him there, kneeling on your kitchen floor, hair damp and messy from the rain—it does so much things to you. he hooks your legs over his shoulders, hands gripping your thighs to hold you open.
he doesn’t tease this time. just leans in and licks a long, slow stripe from your entrance to your clit. you cry out, hands flying to his hair. you feel him groan against you. his tongue is relentless, pointed flicks over your clit, then sucking it between his lips. he alternates, never letting you settle into one sensation long enough to predict it.
“hiromi—” his name comes out broken.
he pulls back just enough to speak. “you can go louder, right? wanna to hear it.”
“hiromi,” you moan again, louder this time. he rewards you by sucking hard on your clit while two fingers slide back inside, curling ruthlessly against that spot.
you’re dangerously close. your thighs start to shake around his head. he doesn’t let up, he keeps the same steady rhythm, tongue and fingers working in perfect tandem.
“come,” he orders, voice muffled against you. “now.”
your whole body tensing as you come apart on his tongue. you cry out his name, fingers tightening in his hair, hips grinding against his face. he doesn’t stop until you’re whimpering from overstimulation.
he finally pulls back, his lips and chin all shiny. he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, stands slowly. his erection is straining against his slacks now.
it’s obvious and thick.
you reach for his belt with shaky hands. he lets you undo it, lets you push his slacks and boxers down just enough to free him. he’s heavy in your hand, hot and hard, precum beading at the tip. you start to stroke him making him hiss through his teeth.
“enough,” he says, catching your wrist. “want inside you.”
he lifts you off the counter, hands under your thighs again. he turns, carries you a few steps into the living room, and drops down onto the couch with you straddling his lap. the cushions sink under your combined weight.
his cock is still hard, pressed up against your stomach now. he lifts you just enough to line himself up. you feel the blunt head nudge at your entrance…thick and insistent.
“relax,” he says, “breathe, won’t you? let me in.”
you try. you really do. but the stretch is already intense just from the tip pressing in, and your body tenses instinctively. you bite your lip, hands braced on his shoulders.
“i’m trying…” you mutter, half-laugh, half-whine. “...you’re big.”
he huffs a quiet laugh against your collarbone, the sound rough and amused. “i know but you took it fine with your mouth before, this should be easier. just relax those hips for me.”
his thumbs rub slow circles over your hipbones, coaxing. you exhale shakily, try to loosen up, but when he starts pushing in harder.
your breath hitches and your nails dig into his shoulders.
“easy,” he murmurs. “why’re you fighting me?”
“hey i-im trying,” you repeat pouting. “but y-you’re stretching me so much.”
he pauses halfway in, lets you adjust. his hands slide up your sides, thumbs brushing the undersides of your breasts, then back down to your ass. he squeezes gently, spreads you a little more.
“there you go,” he says. “good girl. feel that? you’re opening up for me already.”
you can feel every inch of him...too thick and hot, it burns in the best way, that full, almost-too-much pressure that makes your thighs shake. inside, he feels heavy like he’s pressing right up against every sensitive spot at once.
“fuck,” he mutters, forehead dropping to your shoulder for a second. “you feel—shit…so tight. like you’re trying to keep me out and pull me in at the same time.”
you both groan at the same time when he pushes all the way inside.
“you okay?” he asks, one hand to come up to brush damp hair off your forehead.
“yeah,” you whisper. “just really full. you feel huge like this.”
“good,” he says. “you want me to move?”
you nod fast, breath coming in short bursts. “yes please.”
“then tell me properly. use your words. what do you want, hm?”
you swallow feeling slightly embarrassed. he’s looking right at you, eyes half-lidded but sharp, waiting.
“i want you to fuck me,” you mumble.
he tilts his head, one eyebrow lifting. “that’s cute but i said properly baby.”
your thighs twitch around his hips. he’s still buried all the way inside, the fullness is driving you insane. you can feel every vein, every slight shift when he breathes.
“hiromi…” you whine, rocking your hips a little.
he tightens his grip, holding you still. “nuh-uh. no cheating. say it like you mean it. you’ve been hiding from me for two weeks—least you can do is ask nicely.”
you bite your lip, embarrassment and need twisting together until it hurts. “i want you to fuck me hard,” you say, louder this time, “pleasee…i-i need it.”
he smirks again, feeling satisfied. the corner of his mouth tilting up just enough to show he likes hearing you beg.
“there we go,” he says quietly, “that wasn’t hard, was it?” his hands slide to your ass, fingers digging in as he lifts you a couple inches, then drops you back down hard onto his cock. the sudden thrust makes you yelp.
“o-oh hiromi-"
he doesn’t let you catch your breath. starts fucking up into you. each thrust is deep enough to make your whole body jolt while the couch groans under you both, springs protesting every time he bottoms out.
“does this turn you on?” he asks, “fucking your professor on your shitty little couch? hm?”
you moan louder than you mean to, head tipping back,
“thought so.” he thrusts harder, one hand sliding up to grip the back of your neck, keeping your face close to his. “been skipping my class, sending me perfect little assignments like nothing’s wrong, but every time you typed my name you were probably dripping thinking about this. about me splitting you open just like this.”
you can only moan in return too gone to comprehend what he’s saying. he curses under his breath when he feels you clench, pace turning rougher. the wet slap of skin on skin is loud in the quiet apartment, mixing with your gasps and his heavy breathing.
“look at you,” he mutters, eyes locked on where you’re taking him. “taking it so well. my good little student, finally getting what she’s been aching for.”
he shifts his angle slightly, tilting his hips so every thrust drags right against that spot inside you. your eyes flutter shut, mouth falling open on a broken moan.
his face is flushed, hair falling into his eyes, jaw tight with restraint. but he’s watching you like he’s memorizing every twitch. like this won’t happen again.
“tell me,” he says, voice dropping lower. “tell me whose cock is making you feel this good right now.”
“yours,” you gasp. “ah hiromi’s! only yours—”
he rewards you with a particularly deep grind, rolling his hips so the base presses hard against your clit. “that’s right,” he murmurs. “and you’re gonna come on it again. gonna soak my lap like the needy little slut you are for me.”
his hand slips between you, fingers finding your clit, rubbing fast, firm circles that match the brutal rhythm of his hips. your stomach tightens, thighs trembling uncontrollably.
“puh...please i’m close.”
“i know,” he says, voice strained now. “can feel you fluttering around me. go on come. make a mess…it’s yours anyway.”
it hits fast and hard. your whole body locks up, back arching, cry ripping out of your throat as you come apart.
“fuck—good girl—fuck—”
he keeps fucking you through it, drawing it out until you’re shaking, until his thrusts turn sloppy.
“where do you want it?”
“inside,” you gasp immediately. “please inside.”
that’s all it takes. he grinds deep as he comes, filling you up. he groans long and low against your neck, arms wrapping tight around your waist, holding you down on him while he rides it out.
for a long minute neither of you moves. all heavy breathing, sticky skin, the faint patter of rain still outside. you can feel him softening slowly.
he kisses your shoulder, then your jaw, then the corner of your mouth.
“you good?” he asks quietly.
you nod against his chest, still catching your breath. “yeah. really good.”
he huffs a small laugh, hand stroking slow down your back. “what do you wanna do?”
you’re still straddling him. the living room smells like rain and sex. your forehead is pressed to his shoulder.
“stay,” you mumble into his neck. “stay like this a little longer.”
his fingers keep tracing lazy lines up and down your spine, from the nape of your neck all the way to the small of your back, then back up again. it’s soothing in a way that makes your eyelids heavy.
his gaze drifts past your shoulder, landing on the open laptop still glowing faintly on the coffee table. the screen’s dimmed but not off since his class portal is still pulled up from earlier.
“this where you took one of the photos?” he asks casually.
your stomach drops and flips at the same time. heat rushes back to your face so fast it makes you dizzy.
“what?” you whisper, even though you know exactly what he means.
he nods toward the couch. “right here on this cushion. ass up, looking back over your shoulder. the third one you sent. background looked familiar, same string lights in the corner, same throw blanket bunched up like that.” his hand pats the cushion beside you. “thought it might’ve been the bedroom at first but no kitchen light’s wrong for that angle. had to be here.”
you bury your face deeper into his neck, mortified. “hiromi…”
“what?” he sounds genuinely amused now, the low rumble vibrating through his chest. “you’re the one who attached it to an entrapment analysis. i had to look closely.”
you groan, half-laugh half-embarrassed whimper. “i didn’t mean for you to—i mean, i didn’t plan—”
“sure,” he cuts in gently, fingers sliding into your hair, scratching lightly at your scalp. “but you didn’t delete it either.”
you lift your head just enough to peek at him.
“you kept them?” you ask quietly.
he doesn’t hesitate. “yeah, all three. printed them out, remember? filed them under ‘supplemental materials.’” he pauses, thumb brushing your cheek. “don't get me wrong, it's not for grading, it's more for...reference...?"
“reference for what?”
“for nights when i’m grading papers at 2 a.m. and wondering why a certain student keeps disappearing from my lecture hall.” he continues, “or for when i need to remember exactly how you looked when you were trying to tempt me into breaking every rule in the faculty handbook.”
“and… did it work?”
he looks at you for a long second, then leans in and kisses you, a simple one. when he pulls back his forehead rests against yours.
“obviously,” he mutters. “look where we are.”
“shower soon,” he says again. “then bed. and tomorrow—”
“i’ll be in class,” you finish for him.
“get a better seat,” he adds. “where i can see you properly.”
you smile into his skin. “yes, professor.”
“brat.”
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my man always looking like a god damn snack.
Guilty
Synopsis. His crime? Missing Valentine’s Day. His punishment? You’re banning him from between those pretty Iegs of yours. How long he lasts? Well…
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Higuruma x Reader, Gojo x Reader, Ino x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem!reader, séx bans, puníshments, he misses Valentine’s Day, spoiIing, grovelling, WALK HIM LIKE A DOG, semi-pubIic (Toji’s), DlLF!Nanami, bouquets, they’re RUINED (without your p), p talking, cervíx smoochín, aphrodísiacs (Choso), true form!Sukuna, DP, spítting, chokíng, overstím, DÚMBlFICATlON, needy JJK men, GOJO’S POWERS, FÉRAL Gojo, use of cursed energy, he’s slightly insane, matíng presses, manhandIing, proposals creampíes, cúmfIation, cúmpIay, BRÉEDING, REACTIONS, pet names, swéaring.
A/N. The laaaaaaaaast of the Valentine’s Day parts heheheh <33
♡ TOJI FUSHIGURO - 23rd FEB. at 9:56AM
“C’mon, mama.” What a sight to behold—speed-walking through the gym, with a 6’3 hunk that followed you like a lost puppy. His green eyes were permanently on you, scarred lips pulled into a semi-grin that screamed anything but apologetic.
If this was anyone else, then you’d have signalled security.
But this was Toji Fushiguro - and Toji Fushiguro was never the type to admit when he was sorry. And yet…he admits that, this time, the fault lies solely with him.
After all, he did accidentally miss Valentine’s Day for some gig Shiu had given him…
Toji gruffs, staring down those losers that followed you with their eyes. “What do I need to do to make it right, girl?” He bets they couldn’t even bench as much as him. “Do you want more flowers? Do you want me to beg? Because I will beg.”
“I know. You’re forgiven.”
He perks up, “So am I still banned from fu-”
“Yes.”
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satoru gojo, was not a pervert.
at least, that’s what he liked to tell himself.
when his gaze drifted, lingering a little too long on your figure, tracing the curve of your sundress, he reminded himself: this was all he was allowed to do. to appreciate from afar.
the day you left for your honeymoon, your mothers had warned you.
"no... relations yet. it would be tacky if the newlyweds were expecting that soon. we have a reputation to protect for goodness sake.”
you couldn’t contain your laughter when you heard this. the three of them looked at you like you were insane, their expressions a mix of shock, confusion, and mild annoyance.
“trust me. you do not have to worry about that. i’ll be sleeping in my room and he will sleep in his.”
your mother scanned your face for even the smallest flicker of uncertainty.
“very well then. glad that it has been settled.” she pointed a finger at satoru. “you. you better make good on your promise this time. that little stunt at the altar was forgiven but not forgotten.”
his eyes widened, and he nodded slowly, every movement exaggerated with caution.
“yes, ma’am,” he said, his tone unusually solemn.
you snorted. even someone like him, with all his confidence and arrogance, couldn’t hide how itnimtadted he was.
rightfully so, you thought to yourself, that woman is batshit crazy.
your first day in thailand was spent sleeping. the jetlag hit you hard, causing you to pass out the second your head hit the pillow. you napped for five hours straight, woke up to use the bathroom, then slept for another three.
satoru also retired to his room after the flight. you hadn’t seen him since the ride back from the airport. you wondered if he had slept in too.
you rubbed your eyes and glanced at the clock on the nightstand. it was 2PM in thailand and you just now woke up. there was no way you were going to be able to sleep tonight.
it was going to be a long week.
you got up and took a shower. the hotel you were staying at had its bathroom stocked up with shower gels and lotions to the brim. it had a strong fruity smell that lingered. you put one in your suitcase for safekeeping.
after dressing, you decided to check on your husband. it felt weird to think of him like that. you had only just met him a few days ago but would be spending the rest of your life with him. he was yet to grow on you: he talked too much, was very immature, a bit arrogant, and sort of clingy. it was a mystery how he was so popular. you found him insufferable. nonetheless, you were stuck with him.
you rapped your knuckles against his door, hoping he was awake or at least hear you. a few seconds later, a disheveled satoru gojo appeared.
“good morning.” he mumbled, rubbing his eyes.
“it’s 2PM.”
“really? damn…” he trailed off as if he was lost in thought.
you rolled your eyes and pushed past him.
his room was slightly cooler than yours.
lucky bastard. it got pretty hot in thailand during the spring so you’d been cranking the AC up ever since you arrived.
he hadn’t unpacked yet. his suitcase was in the corner with a familiar looking blanket draped over it.
you spun around and narrowed your eyes at him.
“so that’s where my blanket went. i’ve been looking for it everywhere.” you folded it neatly and tucked it under your arm.
he murmured a sorry and let out a yawn.
“think i’m gonna go back to bed,” he stretched, “wanna join me?”
you grimaced. how was he still flirty while drowsy?
“that’ll be a hard no. i’m gonna check out the spa though. sleep well.”
you gave him a small nod and walked out, closing the door gently behind you.
you knew he was just messing with you but it made you wonder. he didn’t always mean it as a joke. he quite literally made out with you in front of everyone at the wedding.
it was to piss off the clan. you reminded himself.
he clearly had an agenda. do everything his mother told him not to do just to piss her off. so far he’s been somewhat successful. she almost lost it over your very public snog. the last thing she told him not to do was..
yuck. you shook your head at the thought.
no, he wouldn’t. as pushy as he could be, he seemed to know his limits and know you’d kick his ass if he tried anything. sure you entertained the idea at the wedding reception, but you were joking. partially. you really did think he wouldn’t be able to handle sex with you. it would end him. you knew he was all talk but you were the exact opposite. plus, someone had to put him in his place.
as you made your way down to the spa, you silently cursed yourself for forgetting to ask for satoru’s itinerary. you wanted to go diving but you couldn’t go alone. squeezing in a time for you two to go together was the only way.
whatever, i’ll see him later anyway. you sighed. if the idiot would wake up on time.
three hours later, you got ready for dinner. the restaurants here required formal wear to dine in. you didn’t mind. you wanted to look nice. you were in a beautiful country, surrounded with beautiful sights, sounds, and colors. you wanted to feel beautiful too.
you put on your earrings and finished up your makeup. a moment later, you heard a soft knock at your door.
you peeked through the peephole and saw satoru. you mentally prepared yourself for him and his little shengains.
you opened the door and immediately asked:
“what do you want?”
you wanted him to get straight to the point.
his eyes drank you in slowly, trailing from your face down, before he cleared his throat.
“i’m here to take my wife out to dinner.”
you gave him a puzzled look and ignored his boldness, refusing to dignify him calling you that.
“o-kay. why?”
he shrugged.
“why not?”
“well for starters, despite being legally bound, i met you like, three days ago.”
he considered this.
“fair point. but isn't that more the reason to come? we’re going to be in each other's lives until one of us quite literally dies. we might as well get to know the person that we’re stuck with for that long.”
you pressed your lips into a firm line. unfortunately he was right. it would be better to get to know him. just a little. to make all this a little less scary.
“fine.”
his eyes weren’t on you though. they were a couple inches lower.
you snapped your fingers in front of his face.
“satoru! eyes up here!”
he quickly met your eyes and his face twisted into a scowl.
“quit snapping your fingers at me. i’m not a dog.”
“then stop acting like one,” you shot back and he went quiet.
dinner was awkward at first. both of you didn’t know where to start. the only thing you knew about this man was his name and that his family was very, very rich and important. you didn’t know about his hopes and dreams, his biggest fears, or even his favorite color. but you were expected to stick with him for better or worse.
you were royally screwed.
as he flipped through his menu, satoru chewed his lip and raked a hand through his hair. he seemed more restless than usual.
i guess reality was finally setting in for him too.
the waiter came by with water and made small talk.
“hello, my name is micah and i’ll be your server today. how are you guys doing today?”
you both answered him with a polite “good, and what about you?”
“i’m good, thank you,” he beamed at you two. “are we celebrating anything special? and can i get you started with any drinks?”
“uhh...” satoru hesitated.
“we just got married.” you blurted out. satoru gave you a bewildered look. you were shocked too. you weren’t exactly sure what had possessed you to say that.
micah on the other hand, looked pleased.
“congratulations! well in that case, you get drinks and dessert on the house.”
you ordered a shirley temple and he ordered a coca cola anyway.
“i’ll get that started for you guys. oh and are you ready to order?”
“yes. i’ll get the sweet and spicy chicken please,” satoru handed micah his menu.
“and i’ll get the steak please.” you thanked him as he took your menu as well.
satoru stared at you for a moment too long after he left.
“what?” you raised an eyebrow.
“what do you think of this sex ban we’re on?”
“sex ban…?” you blinked at him. “oh that. that surprised me. i thought they wanted us to have children as soon as humanly possible.” you sipped your water.
“but this works better for me.” you added
he titled his head. “oh? i thought you said sex with you would, and i quote. ‘destory’ me and that we’d have to find out.” he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm, making the air quotes with his fingers.
“that is true. i did say that.” you agreed.
“what you’re saying now contradicts that.”
you almost choked on your water. “uh no.”
“uh, yes?!? it totally does. maybe you were just projecting then. maybe sex with me would destroy you.” he wagged his finger at you.
you glared at him. “why the hell are we even having this conversation?”
“stop changing the subject. but good question, though i should be asking you that. why the hell did you bring that up the day we met?”
“i was joking.” you insisted.
“what an odd thing to joke about. unless, of course, you weren’t joking.” he smirked at you and took a sip of his water
you gritted your teeth. this asshole had you cornered, and both of the ways out had unpleasant outcomings.
you could either:
a. come out as a creepy pervert that “jokes” about sex the day same day you meet someone
or
b. some sex addicted horndog that would hump anything it comes into close contact to.
you’d rather him pull the trigger.
you pondered on this, deciding your fate.
“well?” satoru asked you after a beat.
“i plead the fifth.”
“you’re japanese.” he deadpanned. micah came back with your drinks and you both shut up.
“one shirley temple and coca cola for my favorite newlyweds. again, on the house!”
he seemed very happy about the fact the two of you were married. even more happy than the two of you combined.
you thanked him again. satoru snickered after he left.
“damn he’s elated.”
you nodded.
“do you think we’re the problem or him?” you whispered.
he shook his head.
“definitely him.”
you both chuckled, the sound fading until it slowly petered out into silence. it was sad a complete stranger was more happy about one of the supposedly best days of your entire life than you were. you didn't know if it was disappointment or dread swirling in your stomach.
maybe it was a mix of both
being the disturber of silence he was, satoru kicked you under the table to you a few minutes later:
“ow!”
“1,500 yen says you’re gonna try jumping my bones before this honeymoon is over.”
you laughed in his face.
“you sound ridiculous."
“nah. scared you’re going to lose?
“you wish.” you stuck your hand out and shook on it.
“game on.”
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BABY DADDY MASTERLIST
— meet kenji bakugou yln!! the baby of yn yln and bakugou katsuki. no, they’re not married… or in a relationship… yeah, you know they’ve never dated! it was just a one night stand and she still had the baby. i heard he’s a good father too… wait look, are you sure like they’re not dating?
— tags: romance, angst, fluff, nurse!reader, baby mama!reader, baby daddy!bkg, pro hero!bkg, eventual smut, secret relationship, female reader
— if you’d like to be on the taglist: here
— #baby daddy bkg : everything on the blog about them!
001 CRUSH
— bakugou has a crush on his baby mama
002 BAD TO BETTER (2.6k)
— after a bad day at work, your baby father comes over to drop your kid home
003 THE REAL DYNAMIGHT (3.7k)
— you take it upon yourself to deliver this ugly yellow haired figurine prototype to the dynamight office
004 M.I.A (5.8k)
— pro hero dynamight is currently missing in action!
005 WONDER CHILD (5.6k)
— mr and mrs bakugou, can we talk about kenji inside please?
006 WISHFUL THINKING (5k)
— after practically begging for you to go on a date with him, bakugou katsuki is still yet to ask you out on one so you ask him to fix your car.
007 GOLDEN (13k)
— your baby father takes you on a date to a hero gala. he ends up threatening to kill someone.
other:
in the supermarket
questions
mama bakugou
more mama bakugou
questions
tantrums
I LOVE THIS
Nanami Kento and Nanami Rei Masterlist (Age order)
Rei is a curious and smiling girl who came into your and your husband's lives to fill it with light, laughter, and, above all, an extra dose of love. A perfect balance between your husband's physical appearance and your free spirit. Below are all my works sorted by Rei's age.
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Introducing Nanami Rei!
Recognition (Newborn): Where Rei recognizes her dad's voice outside of the womb.
Daddy's First Night (Two Months Old): Nanami is left in charge of Rei while you go out and enjoy yourself. He's not the best father, but they're learning. Together.
Teddy bear (Two months old): After finding an old bear onesie, you decide to put it on Rei...
Lullaby (Two months old): Nanami finds you singing to Rei one night. But, a week later, you are the one catching him singing to her.
First steps (Three months old): Rei takes her first steps and Nanami almost cries.
Language (Three months old): Where Rei wants to talk, badly.
Nap (Three months old): When your husband tries to nap, a little gremlin won't stay still... he loves her anyway.
Late-night feeding sessions (Four months old): Where Rei wakes up hungry at 4 AM, your husband decides to let you sleep for the night, taking the night shift
Sleeping (Four months old): Where you and your husband are lulled to sleep by Rei's sounds over the baby monitor
Sick (Four and a half months old) : When your daughter gets her first cold, Kento doesn't leavebher side for a second.
Rei's first kiss! (Five months): Where Rei learned to give kisses. She needs a little practice, though...
Vaccines (Five months old): Kento's biggest enemy? His little girl's first vaccines.
Word (six months old): Rei has learned a single word and refuses to say anything else.
Sleepless nights (Six months old): You and your husband were warned that when Rei arrives, you should say goodbye to a good night's sleep. But they never mentioned it would be so worth it.
First Impression (Six months): Where Gojo and his students meet the recent addition to the Nanami household.
First words (One year old): The morning started with Rei's full energy. At breakfast, Nanami gets a warm surprise when his little girl finally says her first word.
Birthday (One year old): Rei's first birthday.
Nanami! (One year old): You teach Rei to say "Nanami" just to tease him.
Challenge (One and a half year old): After watching videos of terrible parenting pranks, your husband decides to do his own challenge with baby Rei
Anti-Violence (two years old): Where you and Nanami realize that perhaps you were too kind to her. She now refuses to hit the piñata...
Picnic day (Two years old): A picnic with a restless toddler can be tiring, but with your husband by your side everything seems better.
Rei 'Cockblocking' Nanami (Two years old): All those times you and your husband were interrupted before intimate moments. There's only one culprit...
Big brain, small body (two and a half years old): Where Rei, even at her small age, knows how to use physics to her advantage.
Train Ride (Two and a half years old): The three of you are a sight for sore eyes. A loving family that catches everyone's eyes.
Massages (Three years old): Children watch, children learn. Rei decides to give you a massage like Nanami always does.
Spoiled (Three years old): Where at Christmas you realize that Rei isn't the only spoiled one.
Period care (Three and a half years old): Where you have an extra, very young nurse to take care of you on your period.
Patience (Three and a half years old): Where Rei insists on waiting impatiently for her daddy to come home from work to show him her new dress and cute hairstyle.
Babies (Three and a half years old): Where Rei asks the infamous question 'where do babies come from?'
Photographer (Three and a half years old): Since Rei learned how to use a phone, Kento and you hadn't known peace.
Halloween! (Four years old): Spending Halloween with your family. What better costume than Monsters Inc.? You have the most adorable Boo in the world.
A sibling (four years old): Where Rei asks for a sibling.
Lovesick (four years old): Kento comes home drunk, Rei doesn't quite understand the situation, but still helps him.
Not alone (Five years old): When Rei claims to see "ugly things", worried, you and your husband know exactly what it's about.
Not ready (Five years old): It's Rei's first day at school! Someone is not ready to let her go, though...
Love letter! (Five years old): Where Rei receives her first love letter in kindergarten.
Daddy-Daughter dance (five years old): A shy Rei asks her dad to go to the dance with her.
Caretaker (Five years old): Pregnant with your second baby, you realize that Rei is very strict and serious about you having to rest.
Manicure session (Seven years old): As the title says, Rei takes a very unwilling victim for her "nail salon".
Perfect Ratio (Ten years old): Where Nanami teaches Rei how to use her inherited cursed technique.
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Rei and Yuji fics:
(not in order!!)
Suit: Where Yuji decides to wear a suit when meeting Rei...
Babysitting: Yuji takes care of Rei so you can g out on a date with your husband. You find the cutest scene when you come back.
Growing up: Rei and Yuji bonding while she grows up to remember him with love and respect.
Adventure: Rei goes on an adventure (getting ice cream) with big brother Yuji!
Four pairs of feet: Yearly vacations in Malaysia are a must in the Nanami household. But when summer approaches, you and your husband realize that someone is going to spend it alone... what a better idea than to bring him too?
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Pregnancy fics.
(not in order!!)
"The time where we learned to love more slowly"
A bun in the oven: You announcing your pregnancy to Nanami and the first-years students. (and their teacher...)
Rei's first kick.
Arrival: Your daughter's finally arrived safely to your arms. Nanami was there with you the whole time. (Ft. Gojo and Yuji).
Baby name picking: Kento has found the perfect name for your little girl.
Protector: Where you, six months pregnant, got pushed to the floor at the grocery store. Kento felt pure fear.
Gender Reveal: You reveal the gender of your baby through... cupcakes!
Baby shower: Your husband surprises you with a baby shower.
Mood swings: Just Nanami handling your mood swings and weird cravings.
Class: You and Nanami attend a Maternity class.
Disbelief: When he overhears someone complaining about their pregnant wife, Kento is in complete disbelief.
Penguin: where he loves his pregnant wife's waddle.
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i’m too emotionally attached to this series
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Damning evidence – Daichi x reader wc 846 – f!reader requested by @cottonlemonade for A blast from the past, parenting edition<3
Your lips were pursed when your husband got home from work in the late afternoon, and you gestured for him not to take his uniform off. He had been working overtime to earn a bit extra for your son’s upcoming school trip, but he would have to do a little work at home, too. “Our neighbour was just here.”
“The one with all the cats or the one with the annoying tree,” Daichi asked, leaning in to peck your forehead in greeting before toeing off his shoes.
“The one with the cats,” you confirmed, nodding slowly.
Daichi squinted at you. “And?”
“One of those cats was missing when she came home from work. She had reasons to believe it was a catnapping.” Doing your best not to chuckle, you gave Daichi the information you had gotten from the lady before pointing over your shoulder and lowering your voice. “I think our son stole the cat.”
Daichi’s eyes widened. “What? Why?”
“There was a very clear meow from his room when I knocked on the door asking if he wanted dinner before or after you got home. He said that he needed to do some homework. In other words, he asked me not to come in.”
You finally cracked, letting out a little snort of laughter at the same time as Daichi did, and you both spent a minute leaning on each other and snickering at your son’s ridiculous crime. Daichi was quite hungry, so you also stopped by the kitchen for an apple and had a briefing on his day before you made your way to the stairs. “Good cop, bad cop?” you asked.
“I’m thinking cop,” Daichi pointed to himself, then to you. “Mother.”
You snorted, waving him off. “You’re an idiot.”
Daichi scoffed in insult, gesturing to his well-worn uniform and looking somewhat cocky in his next words. “I’m literally a cop.”
You knocked on your son’s door, opening it despite his urgency in telling you to keep out. “We have a warrant!”
Walking inside calmly, you just managed to see your son using his foot to push something under his bed before he turned to you like the young gentleman he was. “Dad! ‘Sup, how was work?”
“You can address me as Officer Sawamura.” You did a double-take and looked at your husband with surprise, before following his lead.
“The police came, they’re investigating a catnapping. A kidnapping. Of a cat.”
“Oh, that’s a shame for real,” your son empathised. You nodded in agreement.
“A meow was reportedly heard from this room about an hour ago,” Daichi told him, pretending to read from the little notebook he had pulled from his uniform pocket. “We have reason to believe you were involved in the kidnapping.”
Your son scratched the back of his head and used the tip of his slipper to draw patterns on the floor. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Maybe the cat distribution system found a new home for it.”
“Evidence number two.” By now, you were watching Daichi just as curiously as your son was watching nervously. “The wrapper from a cat food packet. Found in the trash can downstairs.”
Your son chuckled awkwardly and looked at you. “Damn, mom. Didn’t know you ate those.”
Holding a hand over your mouth, you pretended to be coughing to hide any hint of a snicker. “I don’t.”
“Son, please be honest with us,” Daichi requested, finally done with the script he had made up while going up the stairs.
“That’s pretty damning evidence, honey,” you added, walking over to your son and patting him on the back. “Is there a cat under your bed?”
Just as you said that, a grey cat made its way out from under the bed, licking its lips before meowing again. The boy sighed. “There was.”
Daichi picked up the cat, scratching it around the neck. “Why did you steal it?”
“I wanted to show this girl in my class. Her cat died, and she’s been so sad about it,” he muttered.
You looked at Daichi with a pout, and he seemed equally moved by the purpose. “That’s valiant of you, but you could have just asked to go pet the cats.”
Groaning, he rubbed his face with both hands. “I didn’t even think of that.”
“Return the cat before dinner. Tell her about the girl, she’ll forgive you right away,” Daichi instructed, a caring smile on his face. “And you’re grounded for the rest of the week, no computer except for doing homework.”
“Fine.” He took the cat from his dad, huffing in annoyance before stomping down the stairs.
Daichi looked at you and wiggled his eyebrows. “Want me to make that two weeks?” he yelled.
Shaking your head affectionately, you gave your husband a big smooch on the lips before following your son down the stairs to get dinner started. Meanwhile, you wondered if Daichi remembered that time he cut his neighbour’s flowers with scissors to bring you a nice bouquet for your first date, back when you were teenagers. Like father, like son.
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Hey, NaruSasu lovers! I’ve got two fanfics starring our favorite disaster duo, and both are up on my profile! Whether you're in the mood for angst or beachy romance, there's something for you:
Last song- Two hearts linked by memories, art, and a love that seemed eternal.
Naruto is a musician stuck in a creative block after a painful breakup with Sasuke, a talented artist. Two years later, fate throws them back together — and with old feelings resurfacing, they’ll have to choose between trying again or finally saying goodbye. Expect romance, emotional drama, and bittersweet vibes.
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Naruto is a sunny local surfer with wild energy, golden skin, and zero shame. After a wave-filled morning, he wanders into the traditional Uchiha family restaurant — and meets Sasuke, the serious (and very attractive) waiter. Chaos ensues when Naruto starts calling him “hot waiter” and casually flirts like it's his full-time job. Expect fluff, comedy, and summery vibes.
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One of us is dead
chapter eighteen - tick tock
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The stabbing cold air filled the walls of The Byakuya, biting at the stone and seeping through every crack. The once bustling halls, where shinobi plotted and conspired, now echoed with emptiness. The only sound that remained was the rhythmic clack of The Reaper's heels as she walked through the corridors. Her expression, hidden beneath that hauntingly blank white mask, betrayed nothing, but her clenched jaw told a different story.
One of us is dead
chapter seventeen - nightmare
chapter sixteen | chapter eighteen
The cabin was slowly starting to look like home... well at least a home. Fewer cobwebs marked their territory across the room and the floorboards creaked less often as we tiptoed around them.
Between the odd missions here and there I managed to slip away from the village and deliver small bits of furniture and trinkets I had collected. A rickety chair by the fireplace, an old shelf I had found discarded in the marketplace, and a few cushions I managed to sew together in my free time.
He will warm up to you eventually.