Everyone Go Read The Murderbot Diaries Right Now
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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$LAYYYTER
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Everyone Go Read The Murderbot Diaries Right Now
This is the post that convinced me to read murderbot
How to woo your Jester
@oblivionsdream Soooo... that ask you had finally kicked my muse and before I intimidate myself out of writing or posting again, have that thing I wanted to write the whole time about your adorable Jester and Knight 💕 Because I love those two!
I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it
the heat of the fire draws air straight up from the center over the fire. This draws the air in from the sides in a circle around the fire creating an air current, which means air is being blown toward the fire from all sides. When you sit on one side of the fire, it blocks some of the air moving toward the fire from that side. Now there is more air being blown toward the fire from the side opposite you. This pushes the smoke your direction. When you move to the other side, it just makes the same thing happen over there. The smoke actually literally does follow you around no matter where you sit. Because physics.
in other words what you actually need at the fire is other people sitting around the fire with you to balance it out ;~;
black cat activities 🐈⬛
Happy October! 🎃
MY SPOOKY BOY
10/01. It’s law.
ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E
NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE
IT’S TIME
IT IS TIME
I’m okay with Halloween starting now.
I LEGIT HAVE SEP 1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON.
i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(
IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.
my body is ready
🎶Does he take you out dancing just so he can hold you close?🎵
Wyll is a cooler Disney prince you can't convince me otherwise
ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS
i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
doing nothing is good for my soul.
i am not defined by what i produce.
my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.
adhd gothic
you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.
there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.
you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.
your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?
someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.
there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.
you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember.
there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.
Who gave you this summary of my week
you are excited to do the thing. you are eager to do the thing. you do not do the thing and you cannot say why. your body is operated by a force beyond yourself.
you awake and lie in bed. you plan a detail to-do list in your head. excited, you step out of bed only to feel the motivation drain off of you like oil from a duck’s back. the bed calls to you like a siren to a sailor
did you lock the door? if you check, you will have locked the door. if you do not check, you will not have locked the door. if you check and have locked the door there is a reasonable chance you will accidentally unlock the door. there is no way to win this game.
you are hungry. you eat nothing. you are not hungry. you eat everything. the moon laughs at you.
you have had a tune stuck in your head for three days now. it is not a tune that exists on earth. it will not leave.
thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.
POV: The space void is stealing your sandwich with his blackhole of a stomach ✨⭐
And in case any homophobic bigots missed my last 2 pride posts: you see this cat? He's gay. That sandwich? Also gay. The plate? Extremely homosexual. The table? It's made of vashwood.
Anscheinend bin ich diesem Tumblr auf 19.09.2011 1:44:27 beigetreten.
I‘m not really surprised by this 😹
You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you’re about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.
“There are rules, you know.”
Your voice is warm and low, pitched barely above the gurgling. “Rules of behavior, no matter what path you choose; rules that govern the world.” You lift the minion idly, your hand closing a little tighter around his throat, and he kicks helplessly. Those are dance moves you’re long familiar with, and you don’t let his toes reach you as you unpick your fingers from his windpipe and let go.
He doesn’t fall. He rises in the air like a kite. Not a thing under its own power, a thing irrevocably connected to the string that gives it balance. He gasps, so desperately grateful for oxygen that for a moment, he doesn’t notice the breeze whipping around him, doesn’t realize that the trouble he’s in is worse than it was thirty seconds ago.
You watch him, tilting your head like a curious bird. “Some of those rules, like gravity, can be toyed with.”
TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.
via reddit.com
correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds
@thebibliosphere
Petition for all witches, exorcists and ghost hunters to start carrying carbon monoxide detectors as part of their toolkit.
This includes you @wearewatcher
POV: You tried to pet the space void ☠️
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
@noelle217
This is adorable
They just posted some more!
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And some more!
You forgot these!!!
I’m disappointed that these were left out
SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me
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