Apocrypha

[millllion-blog]

[im-in-your-mind]

[lmaonade]

you are just like computer file i delete you

[beatlesweatles]

[beardedmrbean]

Happy Fat Cock Friday to those who celebrate

[queer-as-city-folk]

all of those are brown

[kt--extinction]

here is the picture from the Año Nuevo State Park instagram, the colour is suspected to be from rolling in red algae

[queer-as-city-folk]

That one is porple

[redpandarascal]

[babushkaat]

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[himynamesisnotemail]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

Unbothered. Focused. In his lane. Thriving.

[nonenosome2]

Pro hurdler.

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[pastabot]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[milkandvoid]

[evildevil42]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Andrew Tate is complaining his jail cell isn't nice enough. How's he tweeting this if he has no contact with the outside world?

[captainsquare]

Why does he talk like a villain from a gritty comic book?

[obliviousfloral]

You think they let him keep the shirt?

[beardedmrbean]

I'm more interested to know if he gets to wear his capri's in there or not

[everydaylouie]

short kings