Apocrypha

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

[tharook]

:V

[tasmanienerin]

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

[systlin]

TEEF

[thehotgirlproject]

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers

[byjove]

this gay bdsm porn bot is talking to me like I’m his dog and he just got home from work. it’s working a little.

[dailycatsblog]

[targetedknowledge]

[ouroborosorder]

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

[a-sinister-wizard]

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

[ouroborosorder]

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

[beardedmrbean]

just like the Nessie!!!!!!!

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

[charlesoberonn]

Maybe your tongue is toothpaste flavored?

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

The rest of my mouth doesn't taste like toothpaste though. Like it's very clearly concentrated in the teeth.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

For the record, it lasted for about 36 hours in total. Still no idea what that was about but okay

[xadnem]

someone was brushing your teeth when you weren't looking.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

...for 36 hours?

[xadnem]

i had a lot of time on my hands

[xadnem]

i mean they

[garmbreak1]

saw a ttrpg product advertise that their writing team is “70% diverse”

what does that

what does that mean

[hellsite-yano]

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[arbane235]

#''u r trying to brainwash me'' no. just to wash you.

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[darkditzy]

happy pride month everybody

[dailycatsblog]

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[3-aem]

i drew peaches in water (art study)

[27dragons]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A DRAWING