animal crossing is my everything

she/her - plant biologist - game liker

[segamascott]

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[depsidase]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[beanzdabean]

I am currently developing this new sport called big fucking baseball

Its going to be fun, and require alot of long distance jogging

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[egberts]

[stantler]

[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

[transgenderer]

whenever youre wasting time on job applications always remember youre ALSO wasting someone else's time. so it's not all bad. going down, hand in unlovable hand, with an anonymous HR manager

[xalatath]

INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY

[slunch]

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro