Funniest Blog Ever

🍓💀Kai, they/them, 21 💀🍓 I mostly just reblog stuff I find funny and stuff related to my interests, those being: Pokemon, Touhou Project, Yugioh DM, and Precure, among other things. I do art sometimes but I haven’t posted anything here for a while.

[kosmogrl]

[kabigon143]

How I feel posting

[secretgarden]

[sacred-portal]

[freakoutgirl]

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

[chickensgod]

[guerrillatech]

[vanquishedvaliant]

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

[cerayanay]

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

[acomedytothosewhothink]

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

[vodka-aunt-m]

"Well I think she’s a real classy lady."

[justchukwa]

Not to be that guy but this is already canon. At the beginning of an episode Hank refers to a trans bank teller as "in between genders" but after a whole ordeal of him accidentally receiving a driver's licence that says he's female and everyone treating him like a woman for pretty much a whole episode, he approaches the bank teller once again and refers to her as "ma'am"

Hank Hill is canonically a trans ally after being misgensered himself

[germz4u]

Me

[firefox-official]

edible aint shit

[firefox-official]

Oups

[firefox-official]

[sovietnam]

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[rivertigo]

I want him in ways that would get me expelled from the kingdom of heaven

[spacecasepc]

The kingdom of heaven is within us, and all around us. Let not shame deceive you; all your yearnings are divine in nature.

[rivertigo]

you know what, thank you

[luwha]

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

lmao

[luwha]

You know how it is then, folks!

[warmhappycat]

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[heck-yeah-liminal-spaces]

[vergak]

I need to move in asap these are dream rooms for me

[bgm05]

here’s the start screen of a Wii game i dreamt about last night

[chelledoggo]

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

[outcast-stomp]

Queercore and queer punk spreadsheet

A new landmark has been hit, my back hurts, and I havent done a big post on this in a while- but my spreadsheet listing queercore and related genres bands and artists has just hit 800 entries.

This is an on-going project, and can be found at bit.ly/Queercoresheet

Check it out, spread the word, write the URL in your local public toilet.