Macromedia Flash Gordon

The first human being to fail the Turing test. People on tiktok get mad at me: https://www.tiktok.com/@itselliejames?_t=8nVR1JAlgGH&_r=1

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[itmeansalot]

[omweekend]

[ejgto]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

[thesituation]

mean as fuck why is he doing that

[qbc369]

I can't stand it.

[thesituation]

someone has to do something

[macromediaflashgordon]

sherlock homes is always like “my brother Minecraft took away all my heroin”

[macromediaflashgordon]

Joanna Newsom is Bjork for cis women

[macromediaflashgordon]

*cums neurodivergently*

[macromediaflashgordon]

Joanna Newsom is Bjork for cis women

[macromediaflashgordon]

trying out my tight 5 at the orgy

[macromediaflashgordon]

I think in order to truly heal me and my inner child should team up to beat the shit out of my inner 15 year old

[macromediaflashgordon]

[macromediaflashgordon]

I’m going to stop calling my sexuality valid and start referring to my lesbonafides

[latex-salesman]

[suazu]