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[commanderfreddy]

hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin”

[commanderfreddy]

THE PUMPKIN!!!

[musashi]

EVISCERATED

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

is that a diploma in the corner

[illumahottie]

I’m having a fit

[mysharona1987]

[sirfrogsworth]

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

ʷᵒᵒ

[burning-mind]

@ramblingmillennial

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[shoggoth88]

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

[aliee80]

I really want this to be a thing

[zoeneetopaz]

Okay but like…every professor at Hogwarts would have to do the exact same mental math as Arthur, and then realize that he’s Harry freakin’ Potter, and redo their math AGAIN.

[dravni]

Arthur sits down at the table. As he picks up a piece of toast, his eyes sweep the table, ready to greet his family.

“Good morning childr-”.

He stops when he spots a young boy with fiery red hair and fringe. The child is also wearing old clothes that once belonged to Charlie and round glasses on his face. Arthur sees his family looking at each other at the confusion this brings him. Molly speaks up.

“Harry, would you care for more eggs”?

“Yes, please. Thank you”.

Arthur breathes a sigh of relief. No child of his would be so polite. He didn’t forget anyone…this time.

[tiny-tired-star]

“No child of his would be so polite” Im dying xD This is freaking amazing

[sa2ha]

amazing

[trashboat]

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

[trashboat]

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[everythingfox]

This cat is a NINJA

(Source)

[princesstigerbelle]

What’s even funnier is the brown/gray cats reaction to be ninja’d 😂😂😂 their face is like,

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL MARGARET

[lastsonlost]

That is the hardest working cat in sports entertainment.

[samsaranmusing-deactivated20140]

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

[lonelyinsomniac-deactivated2014]

A visitor.

[davesproot-deactivated20140614]

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

[mamasam]

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

[remmoran-kynvahl]

Thanks moon <3

[le-sad-demiurge]

Moon: YEET

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

The moon threw it away yay moon

[t-ycho]

the moon was having none  of it

[onion-souls]

[cpt-langosta-deactivated2023042]

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

[onion-souls]

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

[kedreeva]

If you click through to the article, it also says that they believe it has a 40-year interim between heliocentric orbit (orbiting the sun) and geocentric orbit (orbit the Earth)

Which means sometime in the 2040’s, it’s likely coming back.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

“Next time I won’t miss”

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[penicillium-pusher]

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

[penicillium-pusher]

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

[guy]

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

[penicillium-pusher]

Hey everyone guess what!

MEGA UPGRADE

Only the best for Naomi!!

[catsuggest]

cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

[ballsballsbowls]

[killowave]

[square-adox]

[hermionegranger]

The new Hunger Games novel is set 64 years before the 75th Hunger Games… So the 11th Games.. you know who was in the 11th Hunger Games?

[beatlemaniacinthetardis]

[bob-belcher]