Overconvergence

Mitchell | 36, they/he/etc, witch of void, Utopian, stereotypical INTP but Myers-Briggs is worthless, pan/poly/platoniromantic (I fall in love with everyone) | Has a PhD and still thinks reading Homestuck is a good idea

[blumineck]

I’ve got a lot of Thoughts(tm) about The Odyssey at the moment, but damnit Blum I’m an archer, not a film critic, so here’s something in my lane!

[stjohnstarling]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[stjohnstarling]

Like this, btw. ⬆️

[stjohnstarling]

@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[coelii]

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier

[vacuously-true]

Don't be your own Haters Horge

[dekariosmoved]

someone tried out the new lae'zel ending choice where you can say to her she can pick for herself what she does, and she fuckin uh. forced them to go with her to the astral plane.

i'm fucking crying

[dekariosmoved]

update it seems this literally only happens if you romanced astarion. i've only seen this reported with astarion romances and every other romance seems to work fine, she goes off alone

[helila]

[kurxmi-dxll-deactivated20260225]

Sorry I’m weird do you still wanna fuck me?

[kurxmi-dxll-deactivated20260225]

Sorry I’m weird do you still wanna fuck me?

[magfrump]

Me: fuck what if I can never truly live my life or connect with any other human being or create art or pursue goals what if I am permanently in pain and alienated from the Good

My left nostril, which has been clogged by a deviated septum for months and flooding my brain with CO2 without me noticing: hehehe

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[mayonaizs]

which car can KILL cybertrucks once and for all

Volkswagen Beetle (Top Left)

Richard Scarry Apple Car (Top Right)

Pea Car (Bottom Left)

Hamster Ball if it was a car (Bottom Right)

Voting ended onJul 16

Cybertruck for reference

[filmphotofranz]

[imjunebitch]

calling ppl "larpers" to insinuate theyre fake fans of smth/poorly pretending to be smth is so fucking stupid cuz. tell me u have never met a real LARPer without saying u have never met a real LARPer. those guys care. they are fucking locked in dude. like LARP is a lifestyle its a commitment they care so much. they're not fake nerds either like fake nerds just repost LOTR gifsets and talk about how nerdy they are for being into like, fucking batman and stuff. LARPers know their shit. they read the whole Silmarillion. they know who Ambush Bug is. like get LARP's name out of your fucking mouth

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[contradictory-yet-useful]

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

[prokopetz]

Thoughts on the schism?

"The Society of Saint Pius X pulled some excommunication-worthy fuckshit" is basically any given Wednesday. The only mildly surprising thing is that it took the Vatican this long to pull the trigger!

[rlyehtaxidermist]

I do think that the funniest way to respond to schismatics whose core complaint is that your institution is changing too quickly is to take nearly 40 years to openly declare them schismatics.

[magfrump]

[puppyseedmuffins]

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[cpericardium]

have you drawn contessa in the jujutsu kaisen "nah, i'd win" panel

I'm sure someone has already done this

later that day

[aromanticduck]

You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?

There's no books in there, I can leave immediately

Less than a day

1-3 days

4-6 days

1-3 weeks

4-7 weeks

2-3 months

4-6 months

7-11 months

1-2 years

3 years or more

Results

Voting ended onJun 27

You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.

It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.

Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.