The Story of a Life

Hi I'm Mark. Really, I'm just an average person living the American Dream.

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[nerunodaisuki]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[occidentalist]

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

[hi-raethia]

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

[xenomorphique]

My personal favourite:

[caramelchaitea]

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official linguistics post

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

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[nsomniacsdream]

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[nsomniacsdream]

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[bewby]

this is the cutest bunny i have ever seen in my entire life i think i'm about to kill myself

[bewby]

[cassia-thots]

@bunnygirlbutta

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[salmon404]

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

[rainbowgazes-archive]

yeah well this one is even more inferior

[rainbowgazes-archive]

just a dogshit vena cava

[moldavite]

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[please-dont-feed-the-metroids]

In case someone is thinking of building some kind of wall

[runby2]

the skyrim modding comumintiy fucking sucks

[hugintheraven]

the skyrim modding comumintiy is fucking glorious

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

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[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[wonderwomemes]

Good post everyone hit the showers

[lmaonade]

What's your Homestuck sign

me winding up to break your fucking legs 

[lmaonade]

wait this is the wrong ask 

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No you got it

[sacred-portal]

[revelware]

average Oblivion custom character

[revelware]

hold on let me install it real quick

[revelware]

His name is Ian Done

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

Ill stay alive out of Sprite 🥤 .

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

New pin

[bovineblogger]

WHAT THE FUCK