My Happy Sanctuary

27, she/her, medicated for anxiety and depression. I like space, food, horror, cats, and stuff like that. This is a personal blog, meant mainly to keep in touch with my personal friends.

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[boxodice]

a very pink dragon.

[midnightmurdershow]

He Never Died (2015) Directed by Jason Krawczyk

[somecutething]

[somecutething]

[persephonesecretlair]

Squish

[aviculor]

this post is like getting a gentle kiss three times

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[fucking-echo]

this post just gets better with every addition

[ionlywantosleep]

This is the best content I’ll ever see in my whole life

[gothiccharmschool]

Future grad students writing their thesis about meme evolution will greet this post with tears of relief.

[drsarcasticraspberry]

you know that trope in shows or movies where the evil character is in captivity and starts talking to the Heroes to try and mess with their minds, and starts analysing them going “face it you’ll never be good enough” … “you try to act tough but inside you’re broken” … and the Hero gets really rattled and upset.

well i want a scene like that where it doesn’t work

Villain: “You have a darkness inside of you. You try to hide it, but it’s there–”

Hero: “Yeah that’s the depression, there’s pills for that.”

Villain: “You try every day to make your mother proud. Even after death, it still haunts you. But she’ll never be proud of.”

Hero: “Well yeah, she was an emotionally abusive narcissist, she was never proud of anything I did, what else is new.”

Villain: “You put on a good show, but deep inside I know you don’t feel worthy.”

Hero: “I know, man, I’ve been trying to work on that in therapy.”

Like… give me characters who know they’re mentally ill and traumatised who can’t have it used against them because they’ve fully accepted it

[lady-feral]

Hi.  It me.

[lireavue]

I believe the exchange OP is looking for is: “This is going to hurt.” “Man, shut the hell up.”

[lightningspiral]

THIS HAS BEEN DONE AND GLORIOUSLY!

[sequoia-phoenix]

I was really enjoying this, and then it got gay, and now I love it.

[elspethsunschampion]

I LITERALLY WENT AND LOOKED UP EVERYTHING THESE TWO ARE IN AND I’M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE NOW

IN OTHER NEWS, WICCAN IS ME IF I WERE A REALITY-WARPING MAGICAL MESSIAH

[de-sterren-nacht]

welcome to the Young Avengers fandom, you can pick up your complementary homosexuality at the door

[autistic-speedbump]

Get you a man who’ll kiss you moments after watching you unvore a squid.

[magicalgirlapollo]

A) that comic is awesome, B) I love imagining myself in stories where the heroes have to face off against some big mind-invading villain that fills them with despair, and none of the heroes know what to do about it, and I’m over here being my normal self w/ no superpowers or upper body strength or running stamina, and I’m just like, “Don’t worry guys, I got this. He’s got nothing on me. Whatever he has to throw at me, I’ve already dealt with it and survived. I can handle it.” And they’re like, “what can we do to help?” And I’m like, “Get me my Ativan and a box of Kleenex, prep my fuzzy blanket, some mac and cheese and a chocolate cake, and a documentary about kittens. This guy’s going DOWN.” It’s a very empowering fantasy and yes it needs to be a much more common trope in media. :3

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

[notabrobro]

@nagunkgunk

[lord-kitschener]

It’s a knword and it’s Valid

[acidanarchist-deactivated201808]

I don’t wanna like Kill The Joke but this brings up a really cool fact about swords in ~14th-16th century Germany! The only people who were allowed to own Real Swords were the royalty and nobility BUT! Everyone else was allowed to own knives. The definition of a knife, however, was based on not length but handle construction, and to some extent how it was sharpened. The handle had to be constructed Like So with 2 pieces of wood sandwiching the metal tang.

Only one edge was allowed to be sharpened, but oftentimes a small part (a couple inches) of the short edge (e.g. the edge that wasn’t sharp) would be sharpened, and weapon design often allowed for this

In this way, something that looked like This, a messer of just over a meter in length…

…would be legally considered a knife, and therefore allowable for non-nobility to possess. (you can also see the bit on the back of the tip that would be sharpened)

So @swordmutual, there’s a not definitive but certainly interesting historical perspective on your question

[systlin]

This post is a good post. 

[lotad]

[its-raining-ramen]

Big Mood: This verse from MSI’s “Ala Mode”

[ultrafacts]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[fjordhulder]

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

[venusisascending-deactivated202]

I had one throw a water bottle at me for ignoring him as I walked down the street. I was 6 months pregnant with my daughter on my way to a doctors appointment. The bottle missed me.

He’s lucky I was pregnant. I pulled my box cutter out on a dude one night on the train when I used to work nights a few years back. I scare myself sometimes because I’m gonna kill somebody one day.

[helpfulblackwitch]

I always carry my knife with me just because dudes love to act stupid so I’m prepared to cut they ass accordingly :)

[jehovahhthickness]

Omg where can I get a pocket knife?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

Amazon! They have these knifes disguised as keys.

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

I got this on amazon. Closes up and looks like a leaf. Sits right on my key chain.

[dosed-by-you-deactivated2022052]

WomenOnGuard.com also has a selection, many of which you can find on Amazon - but should you find yourself spending $50 on self defense weapons, WomenOnGuard.com offers free pepper spray & free shipping (as of March 14, 2018 - in case that offer ends at some point)

[andalusiapunk]

As someone with limited strength and physical mobility, but who can press a button pretty easily, I recommend personal keychain alarms that are set to make a VERY loud noise (140db–about the same noise level as a chainsaw). They’re about $8 a piece usually, but you can buy 3 for 16 and split them among your family and friends. If it doesn’t startle and deter the harasser/attacker, it’ll definitely get someone’s attention.

[yafavblogger]

I usually end up taking most my classes in evening so I can go straight to work after. For a year or so I never carried anything with me. When the security guard at my job found out he was livid. He went and got me mace and a little pocket knife.

Within the last year I’ve had a guy follow me in the parking garage when ain’t no other cars there.

I’ve had guys waiting outside my job and no one is there to walk me to my car at 3am.

Strap up ladies cause these men do note care how scary they are, they don’t care that they intimidate you into talking to you.

[bakarilennox]

But also ladies RESEARCH THE LAWS OF YOUR STATE/CITY, cause some of the things you buy may get you arrested & possibly charged; even in self defence. For example: It’s illegal in NY state to carry and use a taser or possess a knife longer than a certain length. This is also very important, shitty to find out but important.

[southerndragontamer]

To ALL my female followers, please be safe!

[allthisshitradical-deactivated2]

Reblogging for more women to see!

[bittlebarnes]

I carry a screwdriver in my purse bc it’s tool but still sharp and I can always say, “well, I’m an artist, officer.”

[loreleimorningstar-deactivated2]

Ive got the key knife. I’ve got a lipstick shaped knife. My dad gave me a cool collapsible knife that folds up like a debit card. I’ve got a little headband that pulls out into a stabby thing.

I keep a small weapon concealed in my boots or in a hair accessory when I go to music festivals too because dudes and drunk girls usualgl lead to trouble

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

I have this broken ring VERY  similar to this one except it hinged on two bands,

Well one broke off and it looks like a cute kitty, right?

WRONG MOTHER FUCKER!!!! It’s sharp as fuck and I will punch you dead in the dick if you fuck with me.

[thegrimmlovely]

Wait, that’s broken and not a product I can buy? Removable stone rings like this need to be a thing.

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

Yeah I got it at the Pacific Science Center as my wedding ring but I somehow broke one of the bands off about a year later and this was the result of that. But there could be something similar out there or something you could potentially make yourself

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

OMG IT IS A THING YOU CAN BUY!!!

[theassholeantiarchive]

(As an aside don’t stab random people just people trying to hurt and attack you and are an immediate threat to your safety.)

[magicalgirlapollo]

I remember being on set once, and several women started showing off and comparing their tasers to one another, and a man nearby was shocked all the women carried tasers, and the women were surprised he was so surprised.

[cracked]

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

[chocolatequeennk]

I can picture his reaction now…

No, but this is:

[derdoktorsschnabel-deactivated2]

Oh heck

[silentstephi]

George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.

[moonblossom]

I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER