Just Me & My Shitty Camera

This is just my blog where I post things that I like, drew, or want people to know about me.

[lazybreadd]

Friend: You cant ship them they were literally in ONE episode together. Did they even speak to eachother once??

Me:

[best-of-memes]

[aishouganai]

i was so excited to see digimon frontier on crunchyroll cus i then i could finally hear it in japanese but theN I FOUND OUT IT WAS ENGLISH DUB onLYYYYY.

[magichistorian-blog]

9anime was the only place I could find the sub...

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime

They want others to reblog it

They want more attention for it

THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT

They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it

THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT

IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME

BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG

THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

[grifalinas]

“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro” “BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”

[delshark-old]

Relevant and relatable. A big thank you to anyone who reblogs my artwork. You have no idea how much that means to me. That you feel it’s good enough to want to share with other people. It’s HUGE.

[cityinthesea]

you can only take what you can carry to the edge of the sea

a little hype drawing of dirk for @callmearcturus‘s upcoming fic! its a island… mystery sex adventure…. mer!jake + alpha friendship… lots of delicious magical worldbuilding… epic. i’m summarising it in literally the worst way possible but i’ve gotten to read the outline and bits of the first chapter and. get hype.

context: dirk has magic warding tattoos that need to be cleansed of the magic that’s built up on them using salt water and the imagery just. nagged me for an entire day until i drew this

please follow arc’s tumblr and ao3 to catch this fic when its out (and just consume all her writing bc it is fantastic)

[callmearcturus]

My dude, there is no way to summarize this fic. /laughs. It’s, uh. It’s gonna be fun. Lots of fun.

It was a small detail in the story outline that when magic has built up in Dirk’s tattoos, the spokes of the wheel start to spin with increasing speed. Being able to see it is a goddamn gift I am eternally grateful for.

/SOBS ABOUT HOW CITY INSPIRES ME TO WRITE THE BEST I CAN CRY CRY

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[skygemspeaks]

Okay but imagine Yuuri retires from competitive figure skating at 27, and he decides to go back to college to become a teacher.

So this boy walks into class sporting the just-rolled-out-of-bed look with the sex hair and the big comfy sweater and the starbucks cup in one hand.

And you know, he’s enjoying his life, he makes friends in his program and on the weekends he helps his husband teach cute little kids how to skate and they have this cozy little house together in a nice neighbourhood. He probably has girls and guys falling for him left and right.

And then one day, Yuuri’s out with his friends, and they’re at a cafe or something.

And a group of girls comes up to them, and they’re all blushing and nudging each other saying “You talk first!”.

So Yuuri just turns this absolutely blinding smile on them and asks, “Autographs?”

The girls squeak, and nod furiously.

“Sure!” he says, reaching out for the notebooks they’re holding out for him to sign.

And about ten minutes later, after several selfies and autographs and a lot of gushing and squealing and “Please let Viktor know we’re looking forward to Yuratchka’s upcoming season,” the girls leave.

So Yuuri turns back to his friends, and they’re all just staring at him with wide eyes and gaping mouths.

Yuuri kinda wonders if there’s something on his face.

The first thing that comes out of anyone’s mouths is, “…who’s Viktor?”

And Yuuri’s kinda confused as he replies, “….my husband?”

“YOU’RE MARRIED!?!?!?!?” his friends all shriek.

Yuuri looks down at his hand to make sure his ring is still there. “Yeah?” he says, holding his hand up.

“I thought that was just a fashion statement!” one of the girls exclaims.

“Why did they want your autograph though?” asks another of his friends, and Yuuri just looks away sheepishly.

“I’m…uh….a retired competitive figure skater?” he asks, his voice going higher with embarrassment. “And I…uh…got 2 golds in the Grand Prix…and 2 golds in Worlds….and maybe a silver in Pyeongchang?”

His voice gets progressively quieter as his face gets even redder.

His friends are staring at him in horror and shocked disbelief now.

And he thinks he might as well get it all out now.

“And…my husband might be the most decorated athlete in figure skating history?”

Fics based on this post:

A Prince in Disguise by lourthor (@kurtdontcurr)

A Real Life Cinnamon Roll by Seito (@seitosokusha)

And the answer is… by nessiesaur

Comfort Zone by BertholdvonMoosburg

Did I Forget to Mention… by nevereverever

Ethical Dilemmas in Sports Psychology: When Googling Your Friend Gets Weird by Adrianners (@adrianners)

How do you not know? by missykristy

icebreaker by Cesare

Long time no see by ddugeun (@chukichi)

My Fun Fact Is: by stillmadaboutpetra

New Friends by viktuuri (@softvictory)

Now I Know by CassidyMoffett (@sweettigerotakureviews​)

Storytime: Celebrity Blindness by likestoimagine (@likestoimagine16)

The Internet Exists for a Reason by tomorrowsdreams

This is Why You Google People by StarlightPhoenix (@cleverlittlejay)

Trivia Night by RinaRose (@marina-and-the-fandoms)

Wait, What? by @realisticallycynical 

Yuuri Katsuki-Induced Feels by @i-w-p-chan

~If you want to officially gift your work to me, my AO3/FFN penname is SkyGem!~

Tumblr posts/additions for this post:

Hilarious addition by @p3hero​

Adorable continuation by @deadlychildartemis​

Comic by @lauravian

On why Yuuri’s friends don’t know about Viktor by @blindiemac

Retirement au: Yura edition

Retirement au: Viktor edition by @rocioandthatsall

Translations of this post:

Italian by @randomwalksoul

[transisstor]

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

[magichistorian-blog]

Precious chicken... :3

[magichistorian-blog]

Decided to bake today! In the recipie book it's just a chocolate/whipped cream version of a jelly roll, but my grandfather said its called a Yule Roll! It was a lot easier than I though, best sponge cake I've ever baked.

[stand-up-gifs]

Baron Vaughn (x)

[smosh]

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

[dee-the-red-witch]

ALWAYS. REBLOOP.

[viergacht]

Never fails to cheer me up.

[froborr]

Always reblog.

Click through to the video, he manages to pull off the tone-of-voice equivalent of that font change.

[wackd-archive]

SUPER EXCITED FOR OUR NEW TOM SERVO

[foervraengd]

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

[gorubesshu]

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

[humblegoat]

guys

GUYS

SHIT

SHIT GUYS

[chandeloor]

are you shitting me right now

years of me avoiding foreshortening aND IT WAS THIS EASY??

[thesylversmyth]

reblogging againg because holy cow, this HELPS

[meitantei-lavi]

I’ll just have to watch this soon

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

I SERIOUSLY REBLOG THIS EVERTIME IT’S ON MY DASH! IT’S SO HELPFUL!!

[feistiest]

*writes dystopian novel where a bisexual and asexual girl fall in love and save the world together along with their trans bestie and everyone is queer except for that one implied straight character*

[feistiest]

narrow-minded people are getting mad over this post keep reblogging it

[theeverydayghost]

This story sounds awful and unrealistic. Have fun appealing to a fraction of the potential market 👍

[thecubwonder-deactivated2016032]

This story sounds amazing and I would read the hell out of it. It is called “fiction”, and I’m sure with the rising amount of queer identifying people who regularly consume media such as this, it would be a smash hit. Please sit down.

[airagorncharda]

Writer: I’m gonna write a dystopian fantasy novel about young people who save the world

Cishets: Mhm yes very good very realistic

Writer: With queer characters

Cishets: woah hold up now, lets not get unrealistic

[sunshinetheperekeet]

Rebloging for the last post.

[astro-vee]

lmao 

[rilgon]

I’m a cishet dude and would buy two copies to make up for the asshole up there in the comments tbh

[glyndarling]

I love Dude saying the unwritten story is “aweful” when there is litetally no evidence to base that on. What he means is “That isn’t about me and I am uncomfortable.”

[magichistorian-blog]

I would consider reading it, but dystopian plots are rather cliche. No offence. But if it has a unique plot and good writing then probably, I would.

(I don't base my novel opinions off of who the characters like romancing)

[blackcrowcalling]

Describe your writing process in three words or less.

“Well, fuck.”

[agorgonwitch]

“USE THE SPOONS”

[thegladhatter]

“oops okay nevermind”

[cameoappearance]

“throw things together”

[g-g-freak]

There we… are?

[fatal-blow]

“Just fake it”

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

“Someone should cry.”

[oddpocalypse]

“I’m very tired”

[smollizardandrobot-deactivated2]

“Ok gotta scribble…”

[freshprincekarkat-deactivated20]

Okay, which ship?

[demmyguard-blog]

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

[older-and-more-determined-deact]

“This is shit”

[papyrusthegreatskelenton]

“Writers block why!?”

[frankpanioncube]

Undergrads will SUFFER

[prismportraitsblog]

Long winded, commas

[octoblets]

“Where’s the eraser”

[bedheadbellies-deactivated20200]

How do ending

[turbomun]

DONT STOP ME

[captainlordauditor]

what middle?

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

fuck fuck fuck

[glitchboygirlidek]

Not enough smut

[thatpersonrightbehindyou]

needs more plot

[ryttu3k]

LOUD FRANTIC SCREAMING

[ninjacookiexd]

So much sin

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

Stream of consciousness

[writerfan2013]

Peril solves everything

[demonprincex]

who did this

[yeahwrite]

Hmm… okay… well…

[acharacterstuckinthestory]

Will fix later …

[brieflydoods]

UNHOLY SHRIEKING

[rabiscosetal]

This show…

[jonbutter]

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

[songofages]

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

[heruut]

Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under

[doodle-in-space-deactivated2018]

oh wow that is fucked up

[relahvant]

why do they skip E in america

[wildembers]

There’s an E in other grading scales?

[well-metaphoricallyspeaking]

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be A - 100-93 B - 92-85 C - 84-78 D - 77-70 F - 69 and below

[flameoflight-blog1]

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

[gouthesupermanager-archive]

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

[thecerisequeen-archive]

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

[gouthesupermanager-archive]

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

[carolxdanvers]

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

[shrekiravevo]

French system: a grade on 20, 40 on big exams, 10 for short tests. There are no real levels but kids made them: above 15 is great, above 10 is good, above 5 is a bit low and under 5 is bad. We are only judged by our unofficial system we do by ourselves, teachers often announce an average on tests so you know how good you did. And it’s better like this.

[joeynewgarden]

If you want to know why the United States has one of the highest student depression/anxiety rates in the world, please examine this post. Americans aren’t stupid, our grading scale is much harder. 

[magichistorian-blog]

Seriously, we can fail a whole class here in America by missing a few points on a quiz in certain situations

[magichistorian-blog]

"I don't care about followers, im just doing this for fun. Followers are nice, but it's not my goal." *gets five notes on a post and one non-irl-friend follower* "OMG IM SO HAPPYPEOPLE CARE IM SO COOL" *sees post with hundreds of thousands of posts* "Well shit."