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@userdramas event 20: revival ↳ the resurrection of wei wuxian
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HE YU as Xiao Hua Yong BLOSSOMS OF POWER 百花杀 (2026)
does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person
wow
The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021
not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool
ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted
Dongfang Qingcang | Modern AU
Hollanov fic recs pt 6
Five more fic recs – I hope you find something you love!
Riptide by sotenderhearted
Words: 25,575
This fic is very cute and also smutty! I love the premise of Ilya being a lifeguard at the beach – I can totally picture it! He is also a model, and Shane is a hockey player. It is a sweet meet-cute type of fic that I really enjoyed.
“Ah, yes, your payment. We have small, big problem.” “Problem?” Hollander was immediately nervous, like Ilya was about to tell him the cops were already on their way. He was so skittish, like the baby deer Bambi. It was unbelievably cute. “Yes,” Ilya nodded gravely. “My coworkers, they love Shane Hollander so much. They are Shane Hollander maniacs, yes? So, they are not satisfied with autograph. They want selfie.” A slow smile spread across Hollander’s face. “You’re extorting me.” “Is terrible, yes,” Ilya nodded. “But you are hot and sexy athlete, so I also cannot blame them.” That bright red blush spilled over Hollander’s cheeks again and Ilya again was overcome with the urge to reach out and touch his flushed skin. It looked so warm and soft. “You think I'm sexy?”
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ten out of ten by gurlsrool
Words: 10,798
I love this author for all of their hilarious text fics! This fic is actually part 7 of the secret society of stick handlers which is full of excellent fics. This one in particular I find hilarious to reread. Basically one of Shane’s past hook-ups posts about it on twitter and rates Shane as a 9/10. I honestly laugh out loud every time I read it. I love the whole chat around “define gentle” lol but I also love when Ilya is texting his old Boston friends –
Ilya: Ugh. You’re all useless Marlow: Just smoke a cigarette and fucking relax Ilya: I don’t smoke anymore Marlow: Ah right Connors: I can hear the whip noises from here Carmichael: Does that leash Hollander keeps you on ever chafe your neck? Hammersmith: Lmaooo Marlow: This isn’t gonna work on him, he fucking loves it Ilya: I do
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Words: 68,349
This fic is in a very canon-divergent world where Ilya was in Russia for most of his career and now that his father has died, he moved to Sveta’s house in Boston and is neighbors with Shane, who plays for the Raiders. The writing style is so homey, realistic, funny, and sweet. I love how they write the dialogue. Ilya is pretty depressed in this fic but it doesn’t make for a sad read. As the author says, “essentially, this is a self-indulgent cottage-level-sappy story about these two idiots being made for each other.”
The fourth and fifth days, Chernysh comes in through the dog door late morning, takes Ilya to the reserve and keeps whining at him until Ilya walks round and round with him. Chernysh is fast. Ilya has to sit on one of the benches and catch his breath before he can walk home. Your dog is thief, he sends Hollander the second evening. What did he do? Stole cigarettes out of my pocket You shouldn't be smoking, it's bad for you I know this, I am not idiot. How Chernysh knows? He's smart, Hollander texts back. Obviously. But also, thief. And please don't smoke around him, it's not good for his lungs.
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that morning coffee, brewed it for ya by hollowedhymns
Words: 13,110
In this sweet coffee shop AU, Ilya is an actor that is bumming around Sveta at the coffee shop she works at when Shane (still a hockey player) walks in. It is such a sweet love at first sight fic. Ilya is so down bad immediately which I always love!
“I am going to work,” Shane says, smiling down at the floor. “Thanks for the coffee, Ilya.” “Anytime,” Ilya says, and somehow, he sounds like he means it in ways that go a tad beyond it being his job. Shane is not going to overthink it, though. He has a rink to get to, a practice to push through, a team to lead — and a coffee to drink. It is only in his car, that he finally catches sight of the little heart carefully drawn onto the paper cup. He presses his thumb over it, chews on his lower lip, and definitely overthinks that.
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork
Words: 138,936
An excellent long fic! This fic takes place afer the last episode of Heated Rivalry and Ilya stays with Boston for another season. He is asked to have a Russian rookie live with him, which is of course complicated for his new relationship. I really loved the Russian teenager OC as well as the characterizations of both Shane and Ilya in this fic! This author is great.
Kosmodemyansky nodded. He had a look on his face Shane couldn’t quite decipher. “Hello,” he said, his accent thick. “You are very good hockey player.” “Thanks,” Shane replied simply. “Alright, alright, this is not networking event,” Ilya interrupted. “We are here to go down this slide. Lucky for us, five people can fit on this toboggan.” “Rozanov. No. That is insane,” Shane said. “Is what the sign says!” Ilya defended. "Maximum five!” “Yeah, five children maybe. Not five six-foot tall hockey players!” “You know that six feet is generous, Hollander.” “Oh fuck right off.” Out of the corner of his eye, Shane could see the kids looking at them with a mix of fear and admiration. “Well,” Ilya said, placing his hands on his hips. “I am the captain, so these guys must do what I say. And if we go down the slide without you to balance out the back, then we get in terrible accident, I will tell everyone that you have sabotaged best team in the league.” “That is not how physics works.” “I can’t hear you, Hollander!” Ilya called out, tugging on the toboggan as he began to speed walk up the ramp. “I am too busy having fun!”
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Wow I loved that coffee shop fic!
pov wei ying
I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
This post gets worse every reblog
yet im not Abel to scroll past
This post hit me like a rock to the head
This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr
Hollanov fic recs pt 1
I’ve been reading so many wonderful Hollanov fanfics for the last few months! More than one fic was discovered through tumblr fic recs, so I wanted to give back. Here are 5 of my favorites! All five of these are veeerry popular (kudos / bookmarks) so you may have heard of them before. They are all worth the hype!
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please leave a message by subcorax
Words: 2,407
I wanted to rec this fic despite it being very popular, in case anyone hadn’t read it yet. I believe this was the first Hollanov fic I ever read – it’s hilarious!
Ilya: what does it mean when someone says name and everyone else says 'smash' or 'pass' This is murder list? Shane: Oh my god. WHO are you playing smash or pass with???? Ilya: many very sexy women. Is game?
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Words: 30,455
This is a beautiful canon divergence fic that includes Shane and Ilya being friendly rather than rivals. I loved it!
Early on, Shane helps translate for the Russian team –
“Yes, thank you, okay.” He glanced at the Russian team. “Glad I, uh, glad I could help.” “Spasibo, Hollander,” Ilya cooed in a sing-song tone. His coach barked at him to shut up.
Author wrote an AU of this AU in which Shane speaks French and struggles with English which I also adored – called Talk About It.
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tongues a-wagging by Anonymous
Words: 29,008
I love how this fic characterized Ilya and especially how upset he was about Shane getting a nickname of “Shanya” from another Russian teammate –
He’s been trying not to think about it. About the way Hollander has just accepted Dovonchezky into his life like there was always a space waiting for him there. About Shanya, about the way the word had hit Ilya in his most vulnerable spot, his soft underbelly, and how Shane sounded so unbothered by it. Sorry I didn’t respond, I was at practice, Shane had texted. But Google said it’s just a friendly nickname. Hayden’s call-up is Russian, he just joined the team today, Shane had texted a little while later. Sergei Dovonchezky, but he goes by Chexy. Or Chex-Mix, but no one’s going to call him that, Shane had texted. I can pass over his number if you want to add him to your super secret Russian group chat, Shane had texted. And when Ilya had responded in the middle of his own practice, posted up at the bench and stabbing out the letters with his un-gloved hand, he should not call you that, Shane had texted back: it’s fine.
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clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave
Words: 12,465
Wow, this is one of my favorites of all time. Something about the writing! They are so beautiful. I love an established relationship, and this fic has that as well as flashes to the past and their story. It's also super funny!
One scene that always stands out to me, something about the smut and the characterization of them both –
Ilya had only managed to remove about one and a half items of clothing before fucking himself into Shane, neither of which had been a shoe. After he’d recovered from his two pleasant-looking orgasms, Shane had pulled his feet up onto the bed like the floor was lava and ordered Ilya to vacuum the path from the front door to the bedroom. Cajoling and petting and kissing on Ilya’s part had not dissuaded him from insisting on this; but after Ilya had put the vacuum away, Shane had carefully cleaned Ilya with a damp washcloth and then lay next to him on the bed and held his softened cock in his mouth until Ilya had recovered enough to get hard again. It had only taken about five minutes. Those fucking freckles; those dark eyes, glazed with tears like cherries.
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frequently, secretly fond of each other. by milominderbinder
Words: 222,222
This fic is long and sweet and lovely. I love this world. I always remember this scene where Shane is tracing moles on Ilya’s back –
“You know,” Shane says, letting his fingers skate along Rozanov’s back and watching him shudder, “You have this little group of moles that sort of look like a hockey rink. Like, these four in a sort of square and then this bigger one in the middle? They could be face-off dots.” He presses his two fingers into the centre one, moves them back and forth a bit like they’re vying for a puck. “You are obsessed, Hollander. I worry about your brain. Did somebody scoop it all out when you were small and only leave hockey in there?” Rozanov says. But he lays there a while longer and lets Shane play a little imaginary game on his back.
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Enjoy! I hope you find something you love!
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Here are five more of my favorite fanfics, starting with two lovely long fics that I feel like are surprisingly unknown –
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this year's wine by Anonymous
Words: 73,872
I love so many of this author’s works, and I think a lot of people do, but this fic still seems kind of under the radar? But it is just really so beautiful. They are an incredible author and write Ilya’s POV so well. The story is funny, realistic, tragic, sweet, just everything. (If you become obsessed, check out this tumblr post =))I love seeing an established relationship, and this fic picks up right after Season 1, they’re so in love! I have many favorite lines and parts of this fic but don’t want to spoil them for you… here’s some from chapter 1.
“When are you in LA?” Ilya asked. “First week of December,” Shane said, with a smile like that was any kind of silver lining. “We’ll have maybe three days together, if I come early.” “Three days,” Ilya said, and tried to smile back. He must have done a terrible job, because Shane – Shane, who’d been so fucking brave this whole time, who hadn’t cracked even slightly – got teary. “Oh, fuck,” Ilya said, and reached to cup Shane’s face. “Shit, sorry,” Shane said. “I was going to wait until you left.” Ilya hoped his alarm showed. “Don’t do that,” he said. “Show me.” Shane shook his head, looked down. “This isn’t how it’s supposed to be,” he said. It was such a plain, simple assessment of the situation. Shane was so good at that, at simplifying things. Which was pretty ironic considering he was also responsible for almost every single complication in Ilya’s life. “We’re supposed to get what we want.” Ilya’s strength always seemed to well up when Shane’s shook. “We will get what we want, just two years later than we wanted. To us this is nothing, right?” Ilya snapped his fingers, and Shane’s lip twitched. “It will go like this.” “I love you so much,” Shane said. “I know,” Ilya said, and pulled him against his chest. “And you will still love me in two years.” “Yeah,” Shane said, into Ilya’s neck. “Two years is nothing.”
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Teeth of ivory, smiles of gold by iffervescent
Words: 75,827
I don’t know why this fic isn’t, like, huge!? It is such an interesting premise, and written so well. Fun, emotional, sexy – this fic has it all! The concept is a modern world with royalty, so they aren’t NHL players. They meet as children in a really sweet way and then again at a “find a spouse” type ball. I feel like I’m making this sound crazy but it is so terrific! They are so down bad for each other. Author does great POV of each of them.
His face from above is oddly angled: all Shane can see is the straight line of his nose, and the sharp cut of his cheekbones, the dark hollow of his eyes and then nothing but that golden, golden hair, bright in the sun. But it’s the way he moves that catches Shane’s attention and refuses to let it go, something alert and predatory, like a – like a – Ilya Rozanov stands from his beautiful, expensive car into his group of beautiful, expensive women, shoots the cuffs of his white shirt, and then looks directly upwards into Shane’s eyes. Oh. “Abort,” Rose whispers, into the silence, as though all of Monaco is holding its breath around them. “Houston we have a problem.” “Excuse me I need to call my supervisor.” Megan says, and dashes away. Traitor, Shane’s brain thinks distantly, or it would, if it wasn’t filled with nothing but white static as Ilya Rozanov stares up at him. Is he…waiting for something? Is Shane supposed to wave? Or bow? Twenty-four years of etiquette training have completely abandoned him: he has forgotten every bit of protocol he ever learnt. He’s been standing at this balcony for half an hour, gazing at the sea and the sky, and here’s a prince with eyes bluer than both. “Shane,” Hunter murmurs. “Breathe.” Shane breathes. He sucks in a breath too hard and coughs and whips himself away from the balcony railing before Prince Ilya can watch him choke on air. Fuck. What the fuck. There’s bustle around him, a glass of water being shoved into his hand and a large hand rubbing soothingly over his back. Shane is so very lucky he’s got good friends, who tolerate him being pathetic over a pretty prince. He gulps water until it feels like his face is no longer a horrific shade of pink and then blinks miserably up at them. “Tell me it wasn’t just me right. You guys thought he was crazy hot too?” “The rich Russian prince is very attractive.” Hunter reassures him, in a way that feels a teeny tiny bit patronising. “I mean, I didn’t think he was stop-breathing levels of hot, but whatever floats your boat kid.”
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Talk About It by some1_around
Words: 7,862
What if both Shane and Ilya were ESL when they met as teenagers? Somehow it would be the sweetest thing ever! I also love thinking about Shane’s French accent.
“What did you say?” Hollander asked. “I did not understand. Please, say again?” Ilya straightened. “We,” he repeated slowly, “will beat you.” He held out the hand not holding his cigarette and poked Hollander in the chest, through the thick layers of his winter clothes. “You will lose.” Hollander’s face changed, a disbelieving grin taking over his pretty red lips. “Oh, I see,” he said, laughter infusing his voice. “You are un asshole, oui?” Ilya grinned. “Da.” “Well, no, you are wrong,” Hollander said, knocking Ilya's hand away with a smile. Ilya liked the way he pronounced every single word. “We will beat you. You are losing.” “Oh, really?” Ilya asked, his turn to laugh. “Prove it, Hollander.” “Yes,” Hollander said, rolling his eyes. “We will. Good luck.” “Udachi,” Ilya purred, translating his well-wishes into Russian. Hollander’s eyes lit up with understanding even as he continued to back away. “Bonne chance.”
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Is this thing on? by ARustySpork
Words: 12,683
For some reason I had this in my Marked For Later forever and never read it. Then I got around to it recently and loved it! I was cracking up. I confess, I don’t know or care about hockey whatsoever lol, and this author clearly does, but it is written in a way that is really fun and interesting! Also I am just a huge Svetlana fan so I like that she is a main character here. Ilya is also absolutely hilarious in this, he wants to be on the podcast so bad lol.
Shane blinked. “What is happening right now?” Ilya shrugged. “Did you know about this?” “No I didn’t know about this,” Shane said incredibly. “Huh,” Ilya said, looking out the window. “Weird, I guess there are some things about hockey that I am very knowing about.” Shane took a moment to process. He looked at the road. Then to his husband. Then back to the road. “Did you seriously google weird hockey facts just to try and get yourself on the podcast?” “I know things, Hollander!” Ilya exclaimed. “I have very interesting opinions. Even about boring history things. The Russians have very unique view on hockey, yes? Maybe you should branch out.” Shane sighed fondly. Five months of this podcast and his husband still hadn’t let up. He probably cared about it more than Shane did. “How about this, I’ll make you a deal,” Shane said. “I’ll let you on the podcast…” Ilya’s eyes lit up. “...When you retire.” Ilya banged his head against the dashboard.
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Words: 4,102
This is a short fic that packs a lot in! I was cackling throughout. I actually sent it to my friend and she read it while next to me and cracked up throughout so much I had to reread it. As the author says, you have to read with a sense of whimsy in your heart, because I’m sure both Shane and Ilya would be way too careful to actually let this happen that many times. But if they did!!
Shane: I did not send that message. Shane: I think I got a virus Shane: While shopping for shoes. David: Oh no. Should you really be texting us if you were hacked? Yuna: You don’t have to lie, honey. It’s okay. We’re all adults here. Shane: I’m not lying! Yuna: Just be more careful who you’re texting. Imagine if you’d sent that to your coach. Or your team chat! Shane: Yeah. That would be bad… Shane: If I was lying. Which I wasn’t. Ilya: I don’t think Shane is lying. Must be a hack. I never send or receive sexually explicit messages. How inappropriate! Yuna: There are three separate women who have leaked sexts with you Ilya: Mmm I don’t think so Ilya: You must be thinking of some other Russian hockey player. I’m actually waiting until marriage David: 😂 Ilya: David!! Betrayal from my puzzle buddy?! David: Sorry kiddo. Made me laugh. Shane: I’m really sorry. About the text that my phone sent against my will. Yuna: I promise it’s fine, honey David: It’s okay! Phones do the darndest things sometimes 😉 Mine always autocorrects curse words to “duck”! Ilya: Mine does this too. So annoying! Ilya: Or it would if I cursed. Which I do not 🙏 David: 😂
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Hope you find something you like!
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PURSUIT OF JADE 逐玉 EP. 38 ‧ 2026
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.
I had to do it.
I've been put in the tank 😔
One of the things I love most about Chu Xuanji is that she’s not gonna be one of those women who’d ever accept someone who seriously wronged her.
Even tho Sifeng died 9 times for her, she isn’t gonna be that way even to him, and that is more real woman than any of that usual love-tortured heroine crap.
The beautiful thing is Sifeng knows it and is okay with it, still devoting himself fully to Xuanji. That’s why it works for them. Chu Xuanji is not supposed to be a romance heroine in the first place, and yet she is in love.
And that’s why it works for me.