Belle-and-the-Beast

All are welcome to my collection of tumbles. I'm an agriculturally-inclined anime nerd and videogame-completionst, I love dresses, tractors, and my ps4 equally, but less than my Best Friends and League of Legends. I play piano, study ballroom dancing, and binge read books and if tired become a literal sh*tpost generator, and I post cute and funny stuff at will, I hope you enjoy!

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[neyrasimp]

Ahem

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[aurelti]

only took me two years to finish this (I wish I was joking)

[annamlynska]

He tells all these stupid jokes, hoping Lauren will laugh because it's the most beautiful sound he's ever heard.

[murasaki-cha]

*how I imagine the Kieran reveal going*

Kym: I knew it! I freaking knew it!

Will: oh my god Lauren how could you!

Kieran: I knew it would be like this

Lauren: Guys please he's not that bad-

Kym and Will: HE'S THE PURPLE HYACINTH!

Lauren: You don't have all the facts!

Will: Which are?

Lauren: I love him

Will:

Kym:

Kieran:

Lauren:

Will: excu-

Kieran: You wha-

Lauren: shi-

Kym: god I owe Randall so much cash

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[spidereggs-deactivated20230413]

asking a tumblrina if she wants to switch to discord like leading someone's hand into the bedroom at a party

[chillyfeetsteak]

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[speedlimit15]

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[saltedume]

[aint-love-heavy]

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

Imagine not finding joy in being able to say “I just learned a new word!”