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Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
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@malec-snob
cedric:
John Wells: *gives us Gallavich endgame*
Me: honestly I’m not even gonna thank em because I deserve that
when someone tells you how bad your fav is
Billy: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Steve: Wow, I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.
how to stop your OTP from ruining your life
lmao you can’t
Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50]
Can you imagine what it must have been like growing up for George and Fred. Notice how I said George and Fred because we always call them ‘Fred and George’ as if they were one person - just like their mum. Their own family couldn’t tell them apart. They didn’t have perfect grades like Percy. They weren’t as cool as Bill or Charlie. They weren’t the youngest male like Ron and they obviously weren’t female like Ginny. So they created a niche for themselves - The Pranksters. Because if people weren’t even going to bother to tell them apart then they were going to make people pay attention by pranking people and acting out. Then some scruffy looking boy in their younger brother’s year (ickle Harrikins) can tell them apart.
There’s a reason George Weasley and Fred Weasley never pranked Harry Potter - because he’s the only one that bothered to try.
I SWEAR I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME BECAUSE OF THE TEARS WELLING UP IN MY SOUL
I like to thing that George and Fred thought of Harry as their little brother too way before Harry had any romantic interest in Ginny.
Harry was also the one who invested in their niche fully, rather than being annoyed by it, he celebrated them for it. That’s why they gave him the Marauders Map and then he gave them the Triwizard gold:
‘ ‘Take it,’ he said, and he thrust the sack into George’s hands. ‘What?’ said Fred, looking flabbergasted. ‘Take it,’ Harry repeated firmly. ‘I don’t want it.’ ‘You’re mental,’ said George, trying to push it back at Harry. ‘No, I’m not,’ said Harry. ‘You take it, and get inventing. It’s for the joke-shop.’ ‘He is mental,’ Fred said, in an almost awed voice. … ‘Harry – thanks,’ George muttered, while Fred nodded fervently at his side’
It’s why they agreed to his request Ron get some new dress robes out of it. They’re clever not just funny ‘they always get really good marks’ but as OP says they’re not as good as Percy, Bill or Charlie. They helped Ron get him out of the Dursleys:
‘But you can’t magic me out either –’ ‘We don’t need to,’ said Ron, jerking his head towards the front seats and grinning. ‘You forget who I’ve got with me.’
They get him into Hogsmede , they (unknowingly) helped the trio break into Umbridge’s ministry office. They liked Harry for himself
‘This is all your fault,’ George said angrily to Wood. ’“Get the Snitch or die trying” – what a stupid thing to tell him!‘’
And cheered him up when things went wrong, such as Harry being accused of being the Heir of Slytherin
‘They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, ‘Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …’ Percy was deeply disapproving of this behaviour. ‘It is not a laughing matter,’ he said coldly. ‘Oh, get out of the way, Percy,’ said Fred, ‘Harry’s in a hurry.’ ‘Yeah, he’s nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,’ said George, chortling ‘
Or when Ron and Hermione were made Prefects and Harry felt left out:
‘Yeah,’ said Fred slowly. ‘Yeah, you’ve caused too much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of you’s got their priorities right.’ He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back while giving Ron a scathing look.
They tricked Dudley because they know how crappy Harry’s home is:
‘We didn’t give it to him because he was a Muggle!’ said Fred indignantly. ‘No, we gave it to him because he’s a great bullying git,’ said George
And of course:
‘Give her hell from us, Peeves.’ And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
Harry frequently heard students saying things like, ‘Honestly, some days I just feel like jumping on my broom and leaving this place,’ or else, ‘One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.’
Harry’s relationships with George and Fred are some of my favourites
*sniffle*
IT GOT BETTER
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au
So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”
It got better
the number one argument i hear being used against romione is ‘they’re not intellectually compatible and hermione wouldn’t be satisfied with ron’s mediocrity’ like ?????????? what books have you read????? where are you getting these ideas?????? why are you dismissing someone’s intelligence just because it’s shown in a different way??????? why are you acting like the only way to be intelligent is academically??????? why?????
like there are so many different ways to be intelligent, just because it’s not shown in an academic sense doesn’t mean it doesn’t count. please stop.
#OKAY HERE WE GO: #RON CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR HARRY TO USE FELIX FELICIS TO COLLECT SLUGHORN’S MEMORY #RON CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO USE BASILISK FANGS FROM THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS TO DESTROY THE REMAINING HORCRUXES #HE FIGURED OUT WHERE HARRY WAS IN DH WHEN HE AND HERMIONE WERE LOOKING FOR HIM [ROOM OF REQUIREMENT] #HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE DELUMINATOR TO GET BACK TO HARRY AND HERMIONE WHEN THEY WERE SURROUNDED BY SUCH EXTENSIVE PROTECTIVE SPELLS #THAT THEY WERE HIDDEN FROM THE MEDIA #KIDNAPPERS #AND THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC ITSELF #HE DEFEATED MCGONAGALL’S CHESS SET IMPLEMENTED TO OBSTRUCT HIGHLY SKILLED WIZARDS/WITCHES/WARLOCKS AT AGE ELEVEN #HE WAS ABLE TO PRODUCE A CORPOREAL PATRONUS AT AGE FIFTEEN OR SIXTEEN #WHICH EVEN HERMIONE HAD TROUBLE DOING #HIS EXAM RESULTS WERE ALMOST IDENTICAL TO HARRY’S EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HARRY GOT ONE GRADE HIGHER THAN HIM IN ONE SUBJECT #HE WAS THE BEST LIAR OUT OF THE THREE #FOR EXAMPLE - WHEN HE PRETENDED TO BE PETTIGREW IN THE MALFOYS’ BASEMENT #WHEN HE ESCAPED FROM THE SNATCHERS WHILE ALONE #WHEN HE POSED AS DRAGOMIR DESPARD #SO WHEN YOU SAY RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY IS UNINTELLIGENT #YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF BC HE WAS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY SKILLED AND PRAGMATIC #F U C K Y O U (via reigulus)
Look at that. Ron Weasley: Expert Puzzle Solver.
Strategist Ron Weasley ™
I love this so much
Alec: when straight people assume I'm one of them I feel like a gay secret agent
Isabelle: lesbionage
Magnus: bi spy
Raphael: it's an ace case
Alec: secret gaygent
Magnus: So, how is the prettiest person in the world doing?
Alec: *doesn't even look up from his book* I don't know, how are you?
Magnus:
Magnus: *voice cracking* I'm fine
What Alec looks for in a guy:
intelligent
kind
flirty
soft smile
nice muscles
dark hair
competent and powerful
beautiful brown eyes
which are sometimes gold
looks good in everything
overly attached to his children
bisexual
asian
high warlock of brooklyn
is magnus bane
magnus bane, he is looking for magnus bane
exclusively
Aelin: She's mine
Manon: No, Elide is mine
Lorcan: She's mine
Aelin and Manon: *blank stares* And who are you?
WHAT I WANT IN TOG7
- Aedion and Dorian bromance. I want that Aedion apologize to Dorian for being a jerk and I want them sitting by the fire and talking about good old days. And Dorian being like “Damn Aedion, you mocked me for eating like a lady while you looked like an actual girl with that pretty hair of yours. Half of the boys were in love with you.” Aedion would just grin
-Thirteen scaring the shit out of Chaol. He’s left his prejudices down in the Southern continent but he’s still low-key terrified of witches and Asterin likes to hide in dark hallways and when Chaol walks by she just says hello from the dark and Chaol collapses every time
- Nesryn asking Lysandra if she can borrow one of her dresses because she wants to be pretty for Chaol. When she put a dress on she’s anxious and she doesn’t feel herself at all but she’d do it for him. When Chaol sees her he tells her that she’s beautiful but that he likes her better when she’s herself, in her leather fighting gear. She never wear a dress again
- Lorcan teaching Elide how to write and read Feysand style but instead of Rhysand is the most handsome High Lord, he writes Elide is the most beautiful girl Elide is the smartest girl, Elide is the bravest girl… After a month, super nervous Lorcan gives her a paper to read and she wants to snap at him because she’s tired of reading how perfect she is but instead she’s a sobbing mess because it says Elide, will you be my wife?
- Aedion calling Gavriel “dad" for the first time, Aedion telling Gavriel he loves him for the first time. Gavriel’d play it cool but later close himself in a room and cry all night because he’s not worthy
- Gavriel and Aedion bonding time. I want that AEDION IS OBSESSED WITH GAVRIEL. Not the other way. Them going on a trips together, going on the Southern continent, to Wendlyn.. one day Aedion asks Gavriel if he’d tell him how he and his mom met. Gavriel tells him everything and all of their adventures and how she was like, what’d she liked. They’d both cry at the end.
-Manon seeing Aelin’s soap collection for the first time and being like “Aelin you’re disgusting you don’t need all that”. She’d secretly steal one and Dorian would later ask her why she smells like Aelin
- it’s Manon’s birthday tomorrow and Dorian and Abraxos fly all night to get to that place that sells the only cake Manon likes. In the morning when they get back Manon is furious and she wants to cut Dorian’s neck open because no one rides her wyvern but then Dorian shows her the cake. Something obviously got stuck into her eye that’s why she’s crying
- Vaughan and Connall being boyfriends
- Fenrys saying that he’s the fastest wolf alive. Lysandra would chuckle in a background and Fenrys would be like “Lys, you and me, outside, now”. Everyone put their bets on Lysandra, Fenrys is offended, Lysandra wins
- Evangeline being obsessed with Rowan. She wants a story a day. Her favourites are about Fenrys falling off the ship while trying to impress ladies or about Lorcan climbing a tree to get a cat down because this old man couldn’t do it himself
- Aelin is walking in a park in Terrasen and this old lady comes to her and tells her that they always knew she’s alive and that she’ll come back and that whatever she’d done, it doesn’t matter, that her people are proud of her and that they’ll never forget Evalin and Rhoe. In that moment Aelin realizes that it’s all indeed been worth it
Lorcan: wow Elide is so amazing, she's so badass, she's everything I want in a wife, she's perfect, she's-
Elide: *enters the room*
Lorcan: *starts sweating* *voice cracks* I hate you
Hi! Could you write this kind of prompt?: ‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au thank you!💗
Sure
“What the fuck?”Hades pinched the bridge of his nose, clearly just as unhappy with hisstatement as Nico was. Nico wasn’t unhappy, per say, just more confused. Sincewhen did he have an ex? More specifically, one that felt the need to egg hishouse? As far as Nico could remember, all of his relationships had ended onamicable terms.
“What you do with your love life is of your own accord,Nico,” his father sighed, casting Nico a look that clearly told him; and I don’t wish to know it, “but whenit interferes with the law, we have a problem.”
By that point, Nico was more curious with who the mysteryex-lover was that egged his house then the fact that they had done somethingillegal. Setting his laptop aside, Nico pulled on a pair of shoes and followedhis father downstairs and to the front door. Standing in the doorway lookingvery much like he had just been caught doing something illegal (which he had), was none other than Will Solace,the current holder of Nico’s affection.
“What the fuck?”Nico hissed for the second time, and from Hades’ pinched expression, it wasclear Nico had reached his maximum amount of swears allotted in one day. Nicoknew that Will Solace was a golden boy. The perfect student that got straight A’s and was always the teacher’s pet. Thestar of the baseball team and rather open about which team he played for (Nicowasn’t talking about baseball), he was the obvious object of many people’sadmiration and adoration.
In short; Nico’s crush. Even shorter; definitely not one of Nico’s ex’s.
Why he had egged his house was completely beyond Nico. “I’mreally sorry, sir, but I just-” Will looked over at Nico and Nico gotcompletely lost in those blue eyes for a moment and almost missed the pleadinglook that Will was giving him. He knew he was in some deep shit, and he wasasking for Nico’s help out of it.
“It’s okay, dad,” Nico stepped in, and this time, he didn’tmiss the relief that washed over Will’s handsome features. “I don’t blame him. Iwas a jerk. I’ll make sure the house gets clean, so, no damage done. You can goback to your study.” Hades gave Nico a hard look for a moment before huffingsomething about “teenagers who think they’re in love” and receding inside thehouse, presumably to return to his work in the study.
When Hades disappeared down the doorway, Nico fixed Willwith a cold glare. “Why the fuck did you egg my house and then claim to be myex?” Will at least had the decency to look embarrassed, his cheeks flaming adark red as he scratched the back of his neck.
“It was a dare. I didn’t think your dad was home, and I certainlydidn’t know he was a cop.” Nico had to fight the instinct to roll his eyes. Whowould be stupid enough to accept that dare? Who would be even stupider to makeup that dare? Almost everyone knew that Nico’s father was a cop. That’s why noone ever picked on Nico, even when they wanted to.
“That makes absolutely no sense. Why would you accept it?”
“It was Percy’s idea,” oh. That made much more sense. Nico knewthat Percy Jackson was a mutual friend between he and Will, but he hadn’t knownhow close Percy and Will actually were. “It was either that or,” Will hesitatedfor a moment as his blush returned full force, “or I had to man up and ask youout.”
Nico’s brain short-circuited for a moment before a singlethought pushed its way out of Nico’s mouth before he could think enough to stopit. “Why didn’t you just ask me out then?”
Immediately, Will’s cheeks turned beet red as he seemed tofumble over himself. “Oh,” he stammered, as Nico’s mortification slowly rose. Hadhe really said that out loud? “I didn’t know you, um, do you want to go outsometime?”
Again, Nico spoke without thinking. It had worked for himthe first time. “Sure, but you’re going to have to help me clean my house.”
This was a lot longer then expected, but I actually really enjoyed writing it
If a man can't control his sexual urges, then he shouldn't be able to control a country.
Scribble-Doodle: Not Mine Anymore
A Jalec ficlet based on the movie The Vow and on this wonderful gif set by @alinok!
“You can’t be serious,” Isabelle breathes out in disbelief. “A divorce?”
Alec’s leaning against the window frame with his arms crossed over his chest, staring outside. He’ll miss this, the view. They both loved it, he and Jace. But even now, the flat doesn’t feel like home anymore. Not without Jace here, at his side.
“Yes,” Alec responds in a quiet voice, not turning to his sister. “He asked me to let him go.”
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Wow I'm kinda confused, but this was kinda really beautiful and sad.