MalkavianGraves

[jennyanythot]

Y'all ever experience Depression™️ and glue an entire pack of googly eyes to your vacuum robot?

[jennyanythot]

That was not its final form, by the way

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

#biblically accurate roomba

[plasmavamp]

just some random pics i took of these two yesterday while messing around with some poses uwu ♥

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[plasmavamp]

❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐂𝐚𝐥. ❞

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[prokopetz]

The true lesson of Homestuck is that if you want your alien OCs to become popular, provide one (1) suggestively bizarre detail about their reproductive biology and adamantly refuse to elaborate.

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

and the lord of the rings. tolkien invented whole languages and cultures and mythologies and histories, and the staggering enormity of the worldbuilding tolkein accomplished is only ever hinted at in the actual corpus of the lord of the rings, but he never wrote down the elf words for cock and balls

[prokopetz]

Amusingly, that’s only half right. While Tolkien never wrote down the elvish words for “testicles”, he did come up with elvish words for “penis”. The terms appear only in his early lexicons and are not repeated later, so they’re not guaranteed to be compatible with the versions of elvish that actually made it into the books, but the words do exist.

It’d be puntl in Quenya and gwib in proto-Sindarin, incidentally.

[captainlordauditor]

elves don’t have testicles

[timelordnomad]

This actually brings up an interesting point. Humans only have testicles because our body temperature is too hot to allow sperm to live inside the body. So if elves have a lower body temperature, which it is slightly suggested as they don’t feel the cold the way men do, it’s entirely possible that elves, in fact, do not have testicles, cause they don’t need them.

[prokopetz]

Hey, we’re back on topic.

[purringvulcan]

bones: do you even like me?

spock: of course i like you

bones: name one thing you like about me.

spock:

spock: your best friend.

[air-kiki]

“I like to eat the ears first!”

THEY REMEMBERED!

[sophfandoms53]

I got no problem believing that Zach actually cried while recording this.

The absolute rawness of these sobs are so genuine and hurt so much, you can hear the pain and relief coming out of Steven. The deep breaths, the sniffling, everything. It’s so... real.

Knowing that Zach has been struggling with his own mental health the past few years, and what Steven was going through in Future might’ve been a reflection of that and it became a way for him to express his internal struggles, just sends this scene home.

[queumi]

Landon Cider -  “Drag Monsters of Rock”, Dragula S03E03

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[nessataleweaver]

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

[flowri1983]

Finally some relatable fucking content.

[turquoiseorchid]

Adding more songs that I saw on a facebook post

[Image transcription: Songs with a 20-sec chorus to sing while washing your hands. Good As Hell (Lizzo) - repeat twice, Africa (Toto) - repeat twice, Landslide (Fleetwood Mac), Mr. Brightside (The Killers), Another Brick in the Wall (Pink Floyd), Love On Top (Beyonce)]

[lassukmiboolelunk]

hasznos!

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

i love this age of millennial parents tweeting the daily antics of their children

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

[just-call-me-vendetta]

Toddlers are weird. Mine is a trip all day long.

[gluten-free-pussy]

A little girl and her mom came into my gym last year and when I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up, she said “I wanna go to space to see the lizards!” And wouldn’t elaborate about these space lizards

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[palizinhas]

OK, here’s something fun in remind. Xion clearly reacts to hearing Roxas’s and Axel’s names, Saix visibly notices it, and reacts by saying their names more. It’s such a good moment.

[rararibbon]

*Eternal Moments intensifies*

[malkaviangraves]

I'm alive.

Vaguely, if not for spite.

[sarahconnorjr]

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[alien-bumbum]