Man Without Trades

He/Him, In the future entertainement will be randomly generated, this is a genuine-new-user friendly blog

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[mantrades]

East? I thought you said Feast...

[baddywronglegs]

There's a joke I was reminded of recently.

A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are taking a train from Newcastle to Edinburgh and go past a field, empty but for a single black sheep.

"Interesting," sats the engineer; "Sheep in Scotland are black."

The physicist shakes her head. "At least one sheep in Scotland us black," she corrects the engineer.

The mathematician smiles at them both. "Wrong again: there is at least one sheep in Scotland, at least one side of which is black.

The areas of study change with each telling depending on who you think makes a better punchline as a pedant which, in a joke about generalisations, is a nice hidden second joke.

But it comes to mind because it's worth remembering that every interaction you have with a stranger, you are seeing at most half a sheep.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[benedictervention-deactivated20]

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

[electricpurrs]

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

[electricpurrs]

[cannibalchicken]

[mantrades]

noooo, my only weakness!

[reallyinkyhands]

[ilikeyoshi]

me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

[deepslate-redstone-ore]

if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them

[ilikeyoshi]

hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0

[deepslate-redstone-ore]

it’s done :]

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/

[ilikeyoshi]

EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D

[gothicashworld]

For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP

[thequeenwanderer]

This is great news for all the gamers who get the jeebies from spiders but we can not ignore the stoic Super Dad who is on the forums beating back Minecraft bullies with a stick defending the youth.

You are my hero, Brittany’s Stoic Dad

[axolotlsauce]

For anyone with any problem with any mob in minecraft: This Mod allows you to remove any mob you want from the game

[mantrades]

the game 2.0

you just won it

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[incognitopolls]

How many countries can you name off the top of your head?

1–5

5–15

15–30

30–50

50–80

80–120

120+

Voting ended onApr 1, 2024

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[m-aremagnum]

[jewishdragon]

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

[catchymemes]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[mantrades]

I agree, I shouldn't be 23.