In This Life It’s Yeet Or Be Yote

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[hgedits]

The Artemis II crew naming two previously undiscovered lunar craters (one after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife).

[administer-distractions]

actually I think it should be illegal to own a home you don't live in. ill be generous to the snow birds because in an ideal world i too would like to live in different locations depending on the weather. but you gotta live in a home minimum four months out of the year. landlords should be viewed with the same disdain and mistrust afforded to loan sharks.

[vedajuno]

the “morbin time” tweet gets its dues for tricking Sony into making a movie bomb twice but we don’t talk about how there is a billion dollar cost franchise of films in theaters right now that only exists because James Cameron saw this tweet and got really really mad

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

[qcharlie]

the new court photos of luigi mangione absolutely grinning ear to ear in court Right after evidence was released that he wasn't properly read his Miranda rights and all the evidence had a high chance to be completely dismissed from the case is fucking hilarious. that is the face of a man who KNOWS he's walking home free

[qcharlie]

"ceo shooter? I HARDLY KNOW ER"

[tartrazeen]

"walk free" after a year of being harrassed, locked up, targeted, blasted in headlines...

I hope he gets a massive payout to make up for having this hang over him for the rest of his life.

[goth-aunt]

Anyways no weapon forged against me shall prosper and any evil wished upon me shall be reflected back to you tenfold, so jot that down.

[thesituation]

if you’re afraid of roundabouts you shouldn’t be.. they’re beautiful pieces of roadway engineering that prevent much more anguish than they cause. loosen up and enjoy the experience of using a Roundabout next time you see one. they’re quite intuitive and much faster than a light

[chainsaw-headache]

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

[foxmulders]

chekov's why she gotta be so goddamn fuckable

[foxmulders]

[lmaonade]

hi guys i not even tired at all :) *slips on a banana’s peel and slides directly into my bed under the blankets and

[teaboot]

dear god the comfy got them

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[consumerofshorthomies]

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[kaiokentimesten]

HAPPY YEAR OF SLOP EVERYONE

[erzvolnes]

certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.

[deermouth]

anyone else ever think about how it's been march 2020 for over five and a half years

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.