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polyglot, translator, interpreter, gay, from Los Angeles California

[catchymemes]

[memehumor]

Jealous

[intensional]

can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b

[intensional]

[twofingerswhiskey]

SHE’S WHAT

[leplastiquedick]

some white guy said “ni hao” to me today and I said “bonjour” only for him to reply “i’m not french”

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Talk shit, get hit

[wahdon]

good

[surprisebitch]

Justice is Served

[kingalistairtheirin]

Great headline

[justiceinknots]

This is not an appropriate adult response to racism. Racism is bad. But if someone calls you a bad name and your response is to kick him in the face twice you are not acting as an adult should. Shame on the racist. And shame on this “adult.”

[owlsinyourbelfry]

-_-

[secret-keeper18]

[harostar]

“Student defends himself and his friends from an violent assailant.”

There, fixed it.

[veryfunnymemes]

[thatsthat24]

Halloween Costumes 🎃 

[today-only-happens-once]

Me watching this:

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love this way more than the normal amount

[minamishipsit2]

Nothing you guys have said could’ve prepared me for what just happened

[tredlocity]

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

[niksfake]

This is, hands down, the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[pkpaulshow]

You don’t stand a chance

[ed-longshanks]

average e*f magic user vs chad melee

[solrac932]

[southernsideofpride]

When Safety Is Optional

[nyanbinyuri]

[liminy-lemony]

Ladies and gents, the Darwin awards

[alisxrico]

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

[a-2-a]

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

[aliiiiiiice]

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

oh to be a monk getting STUPID shitfaced off of monestary wine after transcribing the bible for the 547th time (despite being illiterate)

[butchflirt]

Oh to be Vlad the Impaler

[luisonte]

Liadica

[gorps]

girls night!

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink!

Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!