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This is my main but not the blog I post at most often. Catch me at

@meimyr-dawn for video games (mostly Elden Ring and Genshin)

@meimyr for DC comics (sometimes Marvel)

And

@myrddin-mei for Merlin, PJO, AtLA, Teen Wolf, and other misc. fan fixations

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

3liza

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

cumdumpstiel

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

gaylordthethird

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

8syntheticanimal8

avagarde

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

geekysteven

crab

existennialmemes

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

piratemadi

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

piratemadi

nuclei

metanavi

+ a secret, third thing

i-say-spooky-you-say-scary

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

downtroddendeity

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

i-say-spooky-you-say-scary

wow fuck that one tarantula

jimintomystery

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

enki2

angrysexyshortstack

This is why it’s important that we don’t dehumanize bad people who do bad things. Because they ARE human and that isn’t an excuse or a defense. These people are doing horrible things to their fellow humans for the sake of an incredibly harmful system. That alone is terrible and worthy of being shunned

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

quoms

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one

quoms

Put it glass, it makes it better. Put it on ceramics, it makes them better. Put it in paint, it makes it better. Put it in gasoline, it makes it better. Put it on your roof. Put it in your water pipes so much to where you name the entire concept of "plumbing" after it. But watch out lol

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

dragon-in-a-fez

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

despazito

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

victusinveritas

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.