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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@marinarajar
spider man would have a tumblr i think
he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.
wait do you think so
Nah, on second thoughts this would never work
This for some reason sounded exactly like @therealjacksepticeye
You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
desired you while the women flee
official fish post
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls
Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine Set in caulk by the support beam I’ve done glanced that way about a million times Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines
That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my erection
you know i ought to be working on stuff i’m actually being paid for
small brown rodent-like mammals could be used as a very powerful explosive, and destroyed the lab they were in
what the FUCK
Humans... Really just be tryin shit, huh?
Comfort meets quality in this classic tee! Made from soft, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it's a cozy 5.3 oz weight that's perfect for everyday wea
i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon
Babe it's decomposing
and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT
REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE
Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it
Comfort meets quality in this classic tee! Made from soft, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it's a cozy 5.3 oz weight that's perfect for everyday wea
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
wolf cub
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth
The tender member of your lady love?
Then be assured its texture is unmatched
Now softened as it is by womanhood
KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!
Were we not so close I would have thy head!
FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,
While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold
Tja
Found here 🦋
Depending on context:
* well then.
* ain't nothing you can do about it.
* well how about that then.
* you brought that upon yourself dude.
* it is what it is.
* that was completely to be expected.
* told you so.
Je nach Kontext:
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
* tja.
This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
We never have to go back
Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny
Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.
"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.
You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:
I made a small drabble based on this
I had to draw it HELP
