Mary-Magnolia

I'm just a scared little watermelon

[dajo42]

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

[i-am-loki-locked]

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

[thelittleblackfox]

Wait, let him speak

[unclefather]

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[sugarless-gum]

[illinicoise]

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

[homosexyality]

American Horror Story: Coven 2.0 (2018)

[journalofalatinwriter-deactivat]

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018-2020)

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[huffpost]

[ohhjenesuispas]

I will reblog this every time.

[papayapetal]

Literally this.

[animalwondersmontana]

Getting dirty, asking questions, being unapologetically enthusiastic about things, going overboard on projects. These are a few of my favorite things.

[living-in-an-infinite-fiction]

This is so heartbreaking, but so true. 

[jadelyn]

And it’s even more heartbreaking when you see the transition and how performative it is.

I was a camp counselor at a science/nature camp when I was 16, for a bunch of 10 and 11 yr old girls. And one day while we were waiting around for the naturalist to come get us to go on the day’s hike, the boys cabin we were grouped with was exploring the area and overturned a log and found a salamander. One of the boys picked it up and they brought it over.

My girls all went “ewww, gross, keep it away!”

…right up until I said “whoa, cool, can I see it?”

This boy handed me the salamander and all of a sudden my girls were clustering around. They wanted to hold it. They were asking questions about it. They had stories of other times they’d seen a lizard or caught a frog or something. A couple of them went with some of the boys to look under another log and see if they could find another one.

All they had needed was permission to be curious, to show interest instead of disgust. And as soon as someone they were looking to for cues on “how to be a girl” showed interest, as soon as they didn’t feel like they had to perform socially-acceptable girliness and pretend to be grossed out in order to gain adult approval, all that natural curiosity and the fascination most kids have for the natural world just came bubbling right up.

[the-best-soap-opera-ever]

As a female engineer, I have to reblog this.

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[nudityandnerdery]

Ventrue.

[likeabidetofevil]

THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF ANGEL

[frutaru-deactivated20220525]

on day one baby

[deirdreskye]

[no-x-in-nixon]

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

What-sonas???

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I like the dragon’s design

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[eggorf]

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

[luidilovins]

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

[placeholdername69]

Which wolf

[luidilovins]

Wait im wrong

this is the child labor guy

[admiralparallax]

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

[luidilovins]

Oh my god you’re right

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[hm3-finnbarlaabs-deactivated202]

[diamond-homo]

Just a FYI the “benefits of incest” guy stole the fursona they belong to Foofi!

https://youtu.be/VhjG8jmCVEU

[surprisebitch]

there is really a LOT to unpack here

[ip2lb]

x

[thehappysnail-deactivated202210]

Holy fuck

[musingsofaraven]

This works best if you keep windows closed.

Another design is using 2 20x25x1 filters, taping them to the sides of the box fan and then to each other so they sort of make a triangle, then cutting cardboard to make a top and bottom to the triangle.

This was discovered as a more effective design during the 2020 US west coast fires.

https://tombuildsstuff.blogspot.com/2013/06/better-box-fan-air-purifier.html

Better Box Fan Air Purifier

A better more efficient and odor eliminating homemade air purifier than just taping a 20x20x1 filter to a box fan. Sometimes you need to

[runcibility]

If you live on the west coast of the United States, fire season is coming and this is vital.

[thebootydiaries]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[yourladyindank]

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

[yourladyindank]

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

[ink-the-shitposter]

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

[funnytwittertweets]