old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
$LAYYYTER

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if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@marzipan-croissant
old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”
I will single-handedly make this come true, paz. (+ I want pics when it does~)
IT’S HAPPENING
WE NEED LIKE OVER 93,000 MORE NOTES
WAIT YES
Let’s make this explode
48,000-odd notes to go, we can do this guys!
candidate for THE funniest image I’ve seen all year
Please come to me!!!
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Sorry
Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.
I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol
I second my husband’s emotion! Lol
This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO
Scrolled past but got paranoid
EU TE AMO MÃE
WHY IS THIS POST BACK?
Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these
Im so sorry and i hate these! But i never want to chance it!!
😤😤😤😤
Love my mom
Love ya mommy bear
I love you mommy.
I love my mom I’m not risking it
IM SORRY.
She pisses me off on the daily, but I still love her. Damn it.
I fucking hate these but I’ll freak out if I don’t
love my momma
My mom out there throwing knives rn so om taking no chances.
i hate these fucking posts and i’m so sorry for reblogging it
I’m not risking it. love you mum x
Matching icons for you and your enraged and confused gaming buddy.
With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾
Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me.
Why chance it?
I got my money when i reblogged this last time.
Let’s go for round 2
Lord please 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Inshallah yes!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
ITS BACK
CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????
IT’S BACK
:D
Each time this meme returns it gets better gets STRONGER O.O
ITS BACKKKK!
Surely this can’t work…
MY BABY ;-;
She’s all good now :)
It
Has
Gotten
Better.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TEL ME THAT ASHY IS NOT AMAZING I DARE YOU
Ashy is not amazing.
No, there’s no way this is possible.
Lemme try
What could possibly go wrong?
WHAT THE FUCK
This is my favorite post on Tumblr
Ok, so file this away under things I find funny that most wouldn’t at all but-
I was going to make some type of joke about Arcann licking the floor but then he stands up, crotch at eye level as Koth says, “hoo look what I found” and I just haven’t been able to stop laughing at it.
I can watch this.. over and over again..
HOO HWA HUH
super quick sketch thing
dere you go
ey
ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
You have to set Wacom’s drivers to report their full 2048 levels of pressure. On Windows machines, they default to 1024 levels of pressure reportage for legacy compatibility.
I mentioned this on Twitter and it blew a few people’s brain-pans out their collective skulls. I don’t think folks know. I imagine 90% of people with 2048 Wacom hardware have left that option checked.
Unless you’re living in a cave and clinging on to your copy of Painter 6 with musket in hand, uncheck that box.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST KEPT WACOM SECRET SINCE FUCKING NINJA NIBS
U FUCKIN’ WOT M8??????
this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith
HOW IS THIS REAL
IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth