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[thysilus]

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES MINE IS LITERALLY

W A R    M A C H I N E

[fanartfunart]

Well, if it pleases the universe, mine is genuinely:  Baby Groot

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

IM STARMAN!

[itmepaigeb]

I am the fearsome.

The mighty.

Baby Panther

[beemble-bu-moving-deactivated20]

Captain Spider

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

FUCKEN 

DOCTOR

AMERICA

[cherrygrenade]

Iron Soldier

I kinda like it….

[the-sun-is-here]

winter raccoon

[hazelnut-levesque13]

@ghosts-and-mythomagic I got doctor strange…what is that

[the-sun-is-here]

Winter pool…

[biggles136-deactivated20200722]

Baby vision

[bblackwwood]

war lord. i like it

[cherieu]

I’m dead face lol

And my best friend is star face I think lolllls

[halloween-wlw]

Im star face (it sounds kinda lame)

[dallasthegerm]

I R O N M A C H I N E

[sapphic-queen-pauline]

Rocket Raccoon

[asphodel-night-adder]

Baby face

[magspies]

WAR GROOT

[baconcastle]

Mines rubbish

Captain Soldier

[baconcastle]

Its been a while since i was on tumblr, but I changed my name to Finley so let’s see if my name would be any better :))

Captain Man

ARE YOU FUCJING KIDDING ME!

HOW IS IT STILL BAD

[apricitic]

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

[karriggi]

“Spicy Wizard Roleplay” Oh my stars

@mollymarymarie @sheeptuft @righteouslywrong

[mollymarymarie]

“Slow Burn Danger Promposal” 😂 😂

@blitheringmcgonagall @wxlfstxrx @lupin-for-president @littlejeanniebean @itslate-solate

[blitheringmcgonagall]

“What Could Be Hotter Than Punk-Rock Lap Dance”

(I mean, I like it!)

@e-of-west-glendia @ashes-and-ashes @araniaexumae @raissassampaio @elanev91 @petals-to-fish

[ashes-and-ashes]

…

Illustrated elfin pegging.

@of-stars-and-moon @confunded-gryffindor @withrewings @holy-shit-its-wolfstar??

[wish-upon-a-sapphic-star]

“Marathon surgery biting”

????

@e-of-west-glendia @sirrriusblack

[sadbeforecoffee-deactivated2021]

Canon-typical Hockey fuckery

@lovelessinmanhattan @wish-upon-a-wolfstar @proudnerd7 @nisargasinha @im-definitely-hermione-granger @thesleepiesthufflepuff @whereevenamitho (cause I missed all of you💚) @romanticalrj @remusthewalkingchocolate @coffeeisnotaphasemom @lemonlimeimprobabilitydrive

[lavenderlivres]

“zesty pigeon cuddling” 😂👀

@ohmyhrh @hschill5 @bibliothesoph @lennyx @galwaygremlin @ru-dimental

[baconcastle]

unbeta’d vehicular pegging

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

A pregnant woman has had her baby forcibly removed by caesarean section by social workers.

Essex social services obtained a High Court order against the woman that allowed her to be forcibly sedated and her child to be taken from her womb. The council said it was acting in the best interests of the woman, an Italian who was in Britain on a work trip, because she had suffered a mental breakdown.

[thepoliticalhippie]

If you are not absolutely terrified and outraged by this you are wrong. The precedent this sets put every person on earth in danger.

[sophiealdred-deleting-deactivat]

oh my god read the article this is FUCKING HORRIFIC. she got back on her bipolar disorder medication and is in recovery but they won’t give her her child back “because of the risk she might relapse”. What you’re fucking saying with that is that mentally ill people shouldn’t even be allowed children even if they’re safe and well *just in case*, that we’re a permanent threat to ourselves and others even when we’re in treatment and recovery and living a stable life. I am FUCKING LIVID

[geekghoulsmash]

Over a fucking panic attack. I’m fucking serious, all of this over a single panic attack. They took her baby in the most horrific way possible because she had a fucking panic attack.

From the Article:

She suffered a panic attack, which her relations believe was due to her failure to take regular medication for an existing bipolar condition.

It’s worth noting, that it’s very common for people on psychiatric medication to go off of their meds if they become pregnant, because of risk of side effects. 

[partiallythere]

I bolded the above. I wanted there to be no one to think that she was being irresponsible for not haven taken her meds regularly. She did it for good reason, for the health of her own baby. And she got punished for it.

[queersirene-deactivated20150724]

i fucking cant

[smitethestate]

So she did what was best for her kid, has ONE SINGLE PANIC ATTACK WHICH IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE WHETHER THEY HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS OR NOT and decide that they can literally violate her body in a horrific manner and take her kid away. But she’s the dangerous one.

[yohoyohoadisneylifeforme]

Terribly sad. I hope this gets worked out in her benefit.

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

I can’t even imagine how terrifyingly awful that situation had to have been. Forcing a woman, against her will, to undergo sedation and then waking up in pain, without the fetus you’ve been carrying for 9 months? That’s beyond the pale. How much do the rights of an unborn fetus circumvent the rights of a full-grown adult? How much do we have to other the mentally ill, treating them (us) as less than human? She was literally treated like a breeding animal, with no cause of concern for her safety, mental health or well-being. Fuck. Fuck.

[mazarinedrake]

The British government won’t even hand the baby over to the Italian government. They’re keeping it in a British foster home. THIS WOMAN’S BABY MIGHT NOT EVEN GROW UP SPEAKING HER LANGUAGE IF SHE DOESN’T GET IT BACK.

The entire fucking world should be enraged over this case. What gives them the right???

[fancyterfette]

British child protection services are the absolute worst. There have been horrible cases of children being taken from their parents for the dumbest reasons for years now. This case beats them all, though.

[cocksmasher69]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FEMALE BODIES ARE STILL TREATED AS PUBLIC PROPERTY

[prettyperfectdoll]

Oh I remember this case

it’s a few years old now

does anyone knows of she ever got her baby back?

[nobleelfwarrior]

Did she get her baby back?

[prettyperfectdoll]

I looked it up and the answer is: no. Her daughter will be 8 next month and was adopted by “good and loving people” and “Pacchieri later told an Italian newspaper she had been left traumatised by the incident, adding: “I want my daughter back. I’m suffering like an animal.”“

Pacchieri is the mom. She was left so traumatized that she gave up. She knows she’ll never get her daughter back and she’s now just trying to get over the trauma. It makes me so freaking mad. The UK always likes to praise itself on how they have great policies but they treat women like absolute garbage and always have.

This woman had ONE panic attack and they took her daughter FROM HER FUCKING WOMB. They said they did that cause there was a risk of her womb rupturing if she had a natural delivery and that she may be uncooperative and let me tell you, anyone would be uncooperative if you were trying to take their baby away.

The news also states “British authorities said they liaised extensively with Pacchieri’s extended family and that adoption was only considered after all other options were exhausted.” which I HIGHLY doubt because no one who takes away a baby from a woman bc she had a panic attack is not trust worthy, especially if that woman is from an ethnic group that isn’t well regarded amongst those who took the baby.

I know I rambled but this just made me so mad.

[nobleelfwarrior]

Thank you for doing the research. This is heartbreaking and I hope the adopters know what they did.

[prolifeproliberty]

This is horrifying.

And in ADDITION to everything said above:

- c-sections can have major health risks and should only be used when necessary.

- Babies should not be delivered early unless it is medically necessary, as prematurely delivered babies can have additional health problems

So the government put this mom and her baby in MORE danger “just in case.”

UGH.

[baconcastle]

This is horrifying

[aaliyahbreaux]

The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh

[superbassic-deactivated20140518]

You look better light skinned tbh

[aaliyahbreaux]

Ya know at first I was just gonna reply with a clever retort along the lines of “you would sound a lot smarter with your mouth closed”, and call it a day. But tbh I’m not mad at you for saying that, I pity you. You’re just another black woman thats been brainwashed by the media into having that “lightskin is the rightskin” mentality. Hopefully one day you’ll open your eyes and realize that beauty isn’t just Beyonce and Rihanna but also Naomi Campbell, Gabrielle Union and Lupita Nyong’o.😊😌

[brashgirl1996]

^^^^^

[ssstop-it-sunflowa]

^^^^^

[hypnotic-flow]

^^^^^^ and Kelly Rowland

[pompomspazz]

Idc he looks hella cute both light and tanned. I’d date him if he was cool w it.

[aaliyahbreaux]

Well he’s actually a she now so

[purronronner]

and she’s gorgeous

[thatll-do]

*insert heart eyes emoji*

[cannot-create-username]

She’s so pretty

[aaliyahbreaux]

I saw this moving in my notes again and thought wow this post is where majority of my followers came from, I should update it.

[o-h-1]

eXCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL???????????????

[keeperchronicles]

Yes, she is!!!!! And in both skintones!!!!!

[psybuggy]

TRANS RIGHTS PLOT TWIST

[clericofthebalance]

So beautiful…..

[aaliyahbreaux]

Aaliyah Transition Fund organized by Desmond Smith

Just trying to get enough money to get the big snip… Desmond Smith needs your support for Aaliyah Transition Fund

ima go ahead and leave this here for you friendly philanthropist types❣️

[iamsomewhere-iguess]

She started the go fund me in 2018 but she isn’t even at 1/3 soooo yeah. Also she is gorgeous!

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[boingovisions]

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

[tatsumi-rin]

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

[trevorr-belmont]

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it. 

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE HERE FOR WHAT I POST, REBLOG THIS!!!

[someone-idk-is-here]

This reblog this

[fandomfangirl23]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! PEDOS NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!

[itsrayyyyyyyyyy]

yeet them tf out of here

[banananananananananyah]

Pedos are gross to the maze 🤢🤢

[thechanelmuse]

Remnants of the British Black Panther’s Lost Legacy

[clatterbane]

Britain’s black power movement is at risk of being forgotten, say historians

The Cambridge academic Robin Bunce said: “There is a fundamental danger of erasing the very notion of a struggle at all. I’ve been researching this for four and a half years and there have been so many occasions when people have said to me: ‘There was no black struggle in Britain. You’re thinking of South Africa or America.’“

The narrative that feeds it is the one that Britain is the utopia of fair play. We have such a commitment to individual rights, we have such a commitment to common sense and decency that there is no systematic racism in Britain.”…

Bunce said it was not just politicians, but wider British society that would rather not dwell on the less palatable.

[clatterbane]

Bringing this one back, while I’m reminded.

[beggars-opera]

This is absolutely amazing.

Also, I have to point out that “We are totally displeased with our position” is the most British protest sign I’ve ever seen.

[avrashaellis]

Once the mind has been expanded, it cannot retract.

[twitblr]

[prolifeproliberty]

Insanity.

- Prison labor should match the state’s minimum wage

- Prison labor should ALWAYS be optional.

- Prisoners should not have to pay for necessities or for the ability to READ A BOOK for goodness’ sake.

- Prisoners should be able to save their earnings to help them rebuild their lives after their release.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

[squidwardhentaicles]

I got this joke instantly, whore.

[popegoodvibes-returns]

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[wildfaeworld]

Yeah actually putting ice in things is another American obsession

Also ketchup

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@qackydontus suffer in British

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

i’m bisexual and tired

rb if ur also bisexual and tired

[siriusblacktothefuture]

@tired-lupin I think this is for you

[snkatcher]

Happy thursday everyone

[kingofthehilltoday]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY GET YOUR GRILL ON

[pisswallet]

💯👑📿

[crownedpatriot]

This is the one we’re obligated to reblog now

[bluehairedspidey]

Out of Touch Thursday

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[mathssuckarchived]

[baconcastle]

This accidentally happened but I have no regrets

[traveling-spartan]

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

[baconcastle]

I’d been watching Call Me By Your Name so frequently that I dreamt that there was a second film, only to arise from my slumber, shrouded in disappointment, after realising it was all a lie.

[toadallybpd]

Reblog this and add what animal(s) you have as a pet, your pet’s actual name(s), and the nicknames you call them

I’ll start:

Animal: Cat

Actual name: Goose

Nicknames: the gooser, the gooserboi, the goosins, goot, gooter, the kitters, the gooserkitties, and fucking asshole

[baconcastle]

Animal: dog

Name: Lola

Nicknames: Lolie, Lola Bean, Bean, Beano, Weenus, Bitch and Peen

Animal: dog

Name: Tatty

Nicknames: Taders, Tader Tot, Babes, Tatty Tatty, Silly and Goodest Boi