Poly Gamer Chick

I'm a pansexual, polyamorous girl. I love videogames, music, tattoos, movies, Netflix, gothy things, books, makeup, anime (but I'm picky), cooking, my kids, food, rainbows, comic books, and lots of things in between. =)

[neil-gaiman]

Dear Mr. Gaiman, Please explain one moment in the Good Omens, when Aziraphale was imprisoned during the French Revolution, why he could not free himself from the chains? Why did Crowley do it? Is Aziraphale that vulnerable?

Not at all.

He could have miracled away the paint-gun stains too, if he'd wanted to. But you saw the expression on Aziraphale's face when Crowley turned up in the prison cell, and when Crowley vanished the paint-stains. It was the happiest he had been in ages.

[paulsmashedpotato]

But why did he say, "oh, good Lord"?HAHSHAHSHSHSHHSS. Was it the way Crowley sat or his outfit?

[neil-gaiman]

Well, it wouldn't do to make Crowley think he was too excited to see him, would it?

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Mr Gaiman,

Is the attention to details in season 2 of Good Omens as perfect as in season 1?

P.S: Love Good Omens

I'm afraid not.

For example, in Season 1 of Good Omens, the part of a demon named Crowley was played by actor David Tennant. Budget cuts in Season 2 mean that the part of Crowley in Season 2 will be shared between a glove puppet, a dear friend of the production manager's named, I believe, Raoul, and five trained fennec foxes wearing an overcoat.

[theartbluebox]

Artist's rendition.

[neb-art-zeke]

Ahhhh time to suffer again next week 😉!

[hanatsuki89]

Is this unit adorable? Yes, it is.

[fraiseblond]

Delhi Queer Pride 2017 🏳️‍🌈

[massdragonchick]

Bi-furious is now how I will forever refer to myself.

[thyrell]

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

[kineticpenguin]

Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”

1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?

2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to

3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave

[fandomsandfeminism]

Also:

Law enforcement took more stuff from people than burglars did last year

Federal asset forfeitures topped burglary losses for the first time in 2014.

So, ya know.

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Have you seen the video Jennifer Hale posted of her in literal tears after seeing the legendary edition trailer? Its the sweetest thing ever.

I saw it!!!!

The recognition! The sheer love she has for this series! That they all have for it. It’s humbling.

(And then her exchange with Mark Hammill gave me ME/SW crossover ideas)

- raven

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

If you have no idea what we’re talking about:

Jennifer Hale on Twitter

“not gonna hide it, this is pretty damn cool @masseffect @bioware #N7 ❤️💪🏼🙏🏼 https://t.co/5Ar4shnkxN https://t.co/9qH6IvEHpn”

- raven

[brambeag]

[plarond-deactivated20210303]

You can donate to the kickstarter here!

[mllekurtz]

Aziraphale, having just listened to a song which is 87% made of the word bicycle: Oh look. No gears. Just a perfectly normal velocipede.

Crowley, at the very end of his tether: Bicycle. Can we get on???

[elven-child]

NOT ONLY that but also literally minutes earlier Crowley said “oh lord heal this bike” and Anathema said “my bike didn’t have gears”. and both of these were directed at Aziraphale.

[elven-child]

AKAKSKDJDNJDD HE LITERALLY SAID “EXCEPT FOR THE BIKE RACK”

[theotheristhedoctor]

Aziraphale is a rule follower at his core. Which means when he wants to rebel, or be petty or mean or disobedient, he has to be creative .

There’s no RULE that says you can’t give your flaming sword to humans. There’s no RULE that says angels can’t enjoy food. The vehicle COULD be called a velocipede, if you were mad at your boyfriend and trying to rile him up by being posh.

Crowley fell because he asked questions. Aziraphale stayed because he just did anything that hadn’t been explicitly banned, and dared Heaven to prove he’d done it wrong.

[lyricwritesprose]

#he also uses the exact same bitch troll trick on Gabriel at the end with great plan / ineffable plan#and i assume crowley caught on immediately bc hes been suffering aziraphale’s weaponized pedantry for millennia

tags via ileolai

Imagine being Crowley, though, and suddenly realizing that the logic-chopping that you have been dealing with since at least King Arthur’s time is about to get aimed at (a) your boss, and (b) that bitch Gabriel, and neither of them have any idea what’s about to hit them.

[ileolai]

exactly lmaoooo 

[worse0mens-deactivated20240701]

“Aziraphale’s weaponised pedantry” is a genius phrase and you can’t change my mind

[cristalplanetheart]

[xenomorphique]

that's not a cat that's a knock off

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brakes broke.

via

[assiraphales]

don’t hate urself, hate the system that made u feel insecure about every single aspect of ur life

[assiraphales]

to name just a few that I’ve personally dealt with

-it’s ok to be living with your family over the age of 18

-it’s ok if you’ve never had a relationship, and if you still haven’t had your first kiss

-it’s ok to have cellulite. it’s ok to not to work out

-it’s ok not to have a huge friend group, or a big social media presence

-it’s ok if you’re not “conventionally” attractive bc that concept is made up!!!!

-it’s ok if you aren’t good at make up, and don’t want to be. it is not lazy for a women to go bare face.

-it’s ok if you didn’t go to parties and drink excessive amounts during high school, high school is so glamorized in tv and it’s not a true depiction. high school is NOT the best four years of your life. neither is college. you did not miss out.

-it’s ok to not know what you want to do, or change your ideas 1000 times. if you want to go back to school @ 28, do it. there is no age limit on education

-it’s ok to have body positivity for others but not yourself. you are growing.

-most importantly, you have time. you have time

[adifferenttime]

[silver-tongues-blog]

@chefpyro

[massdragonchick]

Why. 😂

[theirin-myheart]

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

[kingofdoma]

I’ll stop doing when they stop putting chests full of mid-tier armor in the opposite direction of the clearly marked endgoal

[operahousebookworm]

That feeling of “oh crap I triggered the plot I wasn’t done fucking around yet”

[solarcandydrops]

“Dammit, I thought this was the wrong way and now the plot’s progressing.”

[chaosroid]

I’m sorry Cyberpunk, but there can only be one 

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Incorrect Good Omens [24/?]

It’s been one helluva year (understatement). Soooo… let’s start the next year how we mean to go on… posting ridiculous and “incorrect” edits of these two idiots… whom I adore.

Happy New Year everyone ✨🥳😇🐍✨