[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[ifyouknowmeirlno]

one I've seen recently

they really do not understand that I DO NOT CARE

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

not gonna be smiling when I abort you, little dude

[clfixationstation]

Prettiest She-ra Shots*

*from what I have saved on my laptop

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bravelycowering]

[enki2]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[transmechanicus]

Dude i need you to be more specific how many skulls does the skull throne need, i’ve got suppliers crawling all over me and i gotta give em a number

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Burger still gets made, even if you go Vegan. If you don’t buy it, it just winds up in the trash. If you want to do something meaningful about waste, you need legislation: It must become a crime to waste food in those ways.

If you care about Animal Cruelty in Factory Farms, you need to get legislation passed. It must become a crime to mistreat animals in those ways, and when malfeasances occurs, the onus of responsibility for those crimes must fall upon wealthy shoulders. That, also, requires legislation. It requires regulations, and regulators.

The largest source of Microplastics is wear and tear on automobile tires. It doesn’t matter what brand of shampoo you buy. It doesn’t matter which company you support with your dollar. The issue of Public Transit is too large-scale to be handled at anything less than the municipal level.

It’s not enough to just not participate in society

If you want the world to Change, you must leverage the mechanisms of political power.

You need Government.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

STOP PROPOSING INDIVIDUAL SOLUTIONS TO COLLECTIVE PROBLEMS

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[high-metafive]

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

[raccoony-stardust]

and the link……

[dangerously-human]

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[anexperimentallife]

I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.

The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.

[invisible-goats]

Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date

[bippysaurus-rex]

One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”

He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.

If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”

[chocoholicbec]

@tikkunolamorgtfo's tags: #This goes for friendships too!#I really do need you to say ‘Hey you’re cool let’s be friends’ like we six year olds at recess#or I will assume we are mere acquaintances and that I need to maintain boundaries to make sure I don’t annoy you

[depsidase]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[myluckispressed]

https://youtu.be/3wHqLeVVQxI

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um. Thanks h

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

D̴̜̖͇̹̎̓͆̂̏̃̉̍̽̍̑͝͝ͅI̸̘̺̒̅̐͗̓̓͗͆̉̒͠͠D̷̛͇́̌͋̏̃̏̐̓̒̽͐ ̷̛̛̮̙͚̺̲̠̘̮͕̏͛̾̋̀͐̈̇̐̆̐͊͐̕͠ͅȲ̵̡̢̘̣̝̠̻͎̣̠̞̝͙̱̖̻̺̀̒̎͊͒̀̐̏͘ǫ̵͉̮̤̰̜͚̝̳͖̣̜̟͈̼̙͚̇͒̏͐̾̑́͌͒̂͝͝Ų̴̧̡̧̢̧̼̳̙͚̭̻̪͚̰̃͊͌ ̷̡̗̥͆̌̎̀́̽͝V̸̨̨̦̥̩̟̰̻̠̖̬̼̘͎͊͋̀̿͑̄̀̉̄́̆̎͘͝͝͝ǫ̸̨̗̼̳̱͉̬̟̙͍͉͚͈̉̋̈́͛͛͑͋́̀͗̋͊̇͠Ṭ̴̝͗̂͛͂̓̈́̚̕͝Ȩ̴̺̙͙͓͈͔̱͚̝̰̟̮̍̊ͅ?̷̡̨̖̲̭͈͍̠̰̠̰͙̺͇͉́́́̐͝