The Shed

27, he/him, trans, queer, autistic

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[fixing-bad-posts]

anyone trans is feeling it. yaaass to gender

[cookietastic]

Gonna eat my hands from how much tumblr is unaware of Bad Bunny

[cookietastic]

Bad Bunny been doing it and killing it before harry styles was doing it- he’s been wearing skirts and doing his nails just cause and it even got my older brother who is straight painting his nails cause he realized “yeah who give a fuck I like it” and bad bunny kissing men and women on stage being open about the LGBT+ community and speaking out to about the transphobic stuff that happened in Puerto Rico. Like it’s not bad for people not being unaware of him but it makes me wanna rattle people when I see them praising stuff Harry has done calling him iconic and the first of it all for this movement when people like Bad bunny,Prince,etc been killing it

[cookietastic]

Bad bunny be upon you

[cookietastic]

This is also VERY important to note + some people can’t read Spanish

[cookietastic]

Never forget

[gengarshade]

Just wanted to add more to this

Bad Bunny did half of the music video for “Yo Perreo Sola” in drag. And I cannot emphasize how much the genre is saturated with machismo bullshit and Bad Bunny just refuses to participate in it.

His video for “Caro” is also a celebration of breaking gender norms. Most of the video is performed by Jazmyne Joy as Bad Bunny.

Like I fully understand if you don’t normally listen to reggaeton or Latino music in general. But I cannot express to you how huge and popular he is. He is the highest streaming artist worldwide right now. He’s largely adored by every young Latino out there. He’s having a great time and doing amazing things.

[laaanat-deactivated20220929]

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

[lullabiestoparalyze]

This is the signed affidavit of a witness to the murder of Alex Pretti.

Do not let the government spin this story.

[hotshotriot]

stop being silly in front of me

[theconcealedweapon]

[gay-systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[sar-kalu]

✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️

[asksanguinius40k]

Mightiest of mighty beans

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Enrichment for the keepers, too!

The narration is worth having the sound on.

[clairenatural]

gay sex wasn't legal in kansas until 2 years before supernatural started airing. just btw

[clairenatural]

charlie was introduced as canon lesbian 3 years before obergefell v hodges legalized queer marriage nationally

[clairenatural]

don't ask don't tell was repealed when supernatural was on season SEVEN

[worrynoodle]

( @deancasforcutie )

( @angelsdean )

[tuningknight]

i stole this video i just think tumblr would enjoy it.

[m0thmans-husband]

@eddieintheocean

[pangur-and-grim]

honestly, open warning to anyone who sits beside me on a plane: I’m eating your ass immediately if we crash. I don’t have any religious hang ups. if we’re lost in the Andes in need of rescue, and I start to get a little hungry, I’m eating you. sorry.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh.

well thanks for letting me know, I’ll rewrite the card I hand out on flights

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman asked an army general when he'd last made love 

The general thought for a moment and said, "1956."

She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better."

They went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards she cuddled up to him and said, "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956."

The general looked at her, confused, and said, "I sure hope not, it's only 21:30."

[queer-quilll]

This joke will only be good for 375 more years. Reblog now you still can.

[byjove]

as a young girl, I was a horse girl. as a grown man, I am still a horse girl.

[darklyhandsome]

[whyenn-reader]

Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free