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jeniferprince

just the two of us…

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jeniferprince

adrift 🐚✨

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funstyle

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

transhuman-priestess

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

transhuman-priestess

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

swagophile

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

hooved

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

orcboxer

I kill your grandad's foes

lokaror

They die incredible

marxistlesbianist

There is simply no outfit you can wear, no clothing/makeup/hairstyle/etc. choice you can make that will overthrow the patriarchy

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

elftwink

theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents

elftwink

common examples of normalize loving parents posting:

support women who shave their legs and wear makeup every day

let's hear it for masculine men

reminder that two people of the same gender can have a close platonic relationship!! not everything is gay!!

skinny shaming is hurtful too guys

does anyone else think [ironic kink du jour] is strange and freaky and gross?

saluting our bravest warriors who aren't afraid to stand up and advocate for the status quo

orgasmic-garlic

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

gatesofminrathous

There is a science to the ideal consumption of drama. Too close to the source and you get sucked in yourself. No one wants that. Too far away and you have to turn into a detective just to piece together the third-hand scraps, and that takes away the joy. This is supposed to be entertainment, not a second job.

This logic would thus dictate that the ideal is when the drama involves someone you personally know. Wrong! If you like this person you are still too emotionally invested and reveling in it feels bad. If you don’t like this person you’re probably not close enough to get any of the details, and we’re back to square one.

The ideal drama is when you know someone who knows someone directly involved. Close enough to get all the good details, far enough to not get sucked into the emotional sinkhole. Perfection.

clintseastwood

A typical English countryside, as done by a true and loving hand. Though you can't see it, there's a little country fair down that road and over the hill.

MARY POPPINS 1964, dir. Robert Stevenson