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Now slightly updated

[femgirlfriend-moved]

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

[mcbigman]

This is magical

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

you've been hit by

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

youve been struck by

[dubsthemagnificent]

truck

[xekstrin]

[porterr-robinson]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One young female tenant sees Gomez treating his wife with the utmost respect and affection and realizes that she’s been making excuses for her awful, obnoxious boyfriend for way too long and that she deserves better 

Another tenant is in a same-sex relationship and their homophobic family doesn’t know (the Addams do, and Gomez and Morticia sit their kids down to explain homosexuality to them) “Your father and I love each other very much, and so does your new friend and her lovely girlfriend…” 

Another tenant who’s being pushed through a college program they hate by their controlling parents gets the courage to stand up to them and switch majors, confident in the knowledge that if their family isn’t going to accept them as an individual with their own dreams and goals, the Addams family will 

[spectrumtwelve-deactivated20240]

i almost even feel like the kids wouldn’t even question it cuz like, it makes as much sense as anything else

[cipheramnesia]

These are the Addams Family values.

[lilibat]

Please stop posting my childhood daydreams, k thnx. 

[gothiccharmschool]

The Addams Family are the best family, and will accept you for who you are and who you want to be.

[ohcorny]

so last night I was saying how playing cuban pete vastly improves all the fight scenes in evangelion

[ohcorny]

eva’s back, post cuban pete

[castlewyvern]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[docwhofans]

THE POST, THE P O S T

[thistlecrimes]

WAIT A MINUTE. COMPUTER, ENHANCE.

ENHANCE FURTHER

DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.

THE PIECES ARE ALL FALLING INTO PLACE

[death-limes]

[sufan27-deactivated20150507]

IM DEAD

[effervescentbi]

#not this time bitch

[trappedstarchild]

Why don’t we talk about how differently they run

[raina16]

They’ve actually talked about that(not specifically about T'Challa and Steve), that Chris Evans has to do most if not all his own running scenes because they say his running form is really hard to replicate for a stunt double but it’s one of the things that sets Cap apart, Chris Evans particular type of physicality, and actually helps convey the “superness” I suppose of the super soldier thing.

[wahbegan]

Chris Evans had to do his own stunts because he runs like a weird idiot robot

[taraljc]

The Cap we deserve

[platypusisnotonfire]

If I remember my biomechanics correctly, he has basically perfect running form. If you track his head movement there is ZERO up and down motion, meaning his entire energy is going to forward motion, making it 100% efficient.

Like, this is “good” vs “bad” technique:

There is still some waviness to that green line.

Chris Evans just has like….none.

[rohirric-hunter]

Actually Chris Evans runs that way because he did ballet as a child. Most of the jumping kicks he does as Cap are based off of ballet form, as well as the way he runs and his massive upper body strength.

Ballet is a martial art they just don’t want you to know it.

[hettolandija]

He also runs with no forward lean which does not affect speed, but it’s rare

[wadey-wilson]

[kairios]

I think we ALL thought she was gonna have an affair with Mrs. Incredible

[trafalgarlawsdepression]

Memes for when you’re just an average citizen in the op universe part five

[ruskaina-deactivated20220606]

[mcbigman]

Adventure Time Complete DVD Set Unboxing I'm really impressed by this simply MATHEMATICAL set WB made here.

[marcoharem]

[mcbigman]

This might be the funniest thing this show has ever done.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.

[theokatz]

[uratypicalpinoycub]

and she used her white privilege to propel the integration movement and stood up against the active and overt racism in her town. ya go tracy!!!

[2-for-a-penny]

A true queen

[girlsonffilm]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HAIRSPRAY AND THATS THE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madlokilavender]

if i could add another one

[peachie5000]

Steven had 5 seasons of development and a whole part about self-love, none of it about losing weight.

[blackatdp]

Bruce winning a fight against an unbeatable foe with compassion.

[atomic-darth]

“IT’S OKAY TO BE ANGRY. USE THE ANGER TO MAKE CHANGE.”

[kumeko]

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

[mcstack]

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

[rael-rider]

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

[nerdgerhl]

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

[catbountry]

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

[incognitomoustache]

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

[fipindustries]

this for people to truly understand superman

[ghostalebrije]

…. :’<

[keenarnor]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead. This is top quality Superman

[sagolii-sandcat]

[mcbigman]

To any and all that wonder why Superman is THE foundation for all other super heroes, it’s not just cause he’s the first. It’s cause of stuff like this. Because Superman is what a lesser man should aspire to be.