I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Janaina Medeiros
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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid
This was a Patreon Request
I'd like your attention for a moment, after some internal review we need to issue a rare rebalancing for Rocky.
NO CHUCKABILITY - We had not seen Rocky with earth-like gravity, and so needed to adjust for this oversight. NO BONES - We were unsure how to solve this, but after much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that whatever Rocky has got ain't bones. MAX MEDIA LITERACY - We had an unchecked earth bias that clouded our judgement. Rocky's ability to adapt to a culture which is literally alien is extremely impressive. That they were chosen for such an important mission must mean that they are an exceptional Eridian, and their ability to communicate across such a wide gap should have easily gained them that third star.
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
Eden Kalif, Good Cats
hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird
What more do you want?
That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.
the big mamdani
"what is this BABY doing in space!???"
-Rocky, probably
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.
like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.
i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper
Rocky and Grace
Project Hail Mary art Pixel animation
It's that time of year again, so let's all take a moment to remember that "re-signed" and "resigned" are very different words.
‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.
The Addams
Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔
I may in fact be stupid
It’s okay. Understanding the enemy (the concept of a nuclear family) is the first step to defeating it.
Nuclear Family Month is a thing? That... that can't be real.
oh wow. it's real.
....real stupid.
sadly. microdosing Tumblr on the worst news stories I have had the misfortune of reading.
you don't even have a dog
btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.