dating steve rogers would include:
- taking his virginity
- missionary, missionary, and more missionary
- you’re second place to bucky
- wearing lots of cap merchandise
- introducing him to Michael jackson just to see the look on his face when you tell him he’s a child molestor
- you become a history teacher
- he has very sweaty hands so no hand holding
- him going to finger you: omg baby you’re so wet you: steve that’s you :/
- cap kink
- you call him daddy and he immediately starts crying cus his dads dead
- sketches you titanic style
- eating americas ass
- you have to slap him for calling weed “pot”
- no substance use in your house
- he uses 40s slang. “fat head” is his go to
- he calls sex fondue. he calls anal sex chocolate fondue. he calls going down on you raspberry and cream fondue. he calls going down on him dick cheese fondue.











