A teeny tiny Ryan Gosling.
Itsy bitsy Rocky!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever

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occasionally subtle
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

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Andulka
hello vonnie
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ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

shark vs the universe
taylor price
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A teeny tiny Ryan Gosling.
Itsy bitsy Rocky!
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
āhonkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
many such pillowcases
I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal
and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint
miku ideas
the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"
I wouldnāt say heĀ ādidnāt careā more like he was burnt out
He played the role since he was a child and now is in his what 30s? 40s?
He knew there was never any real danger with Megamind in charge so decided to pursue something thatās a passion and doesnāt come naturally easy to him
but it was still a dick move
(via @uwugenides )
personally, a quote comes to mind whenever thinking/talking about metro man's character:
"everyone was worried about you, you know. you can't just disappear! you really hurt a lot of people."
"sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness"
"you don't think that's a little selfish?"
"i don't know what to tell you. i'm happy, for the first time in my life, and i'm not going to feel bad about it. it takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn't have to be that way. only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy."
no because imagine you spend your whole life fighting the same guy over and over and over and over again, with nothing ever changing, like being stuck in a loop. he had a whole museum dedicated to him, but no friends, no partner, and the guy who knew him the best was trying to kill him every other weekend. he didn't even have any hobbies before he faked his death! and it'd been like that for his whole life! everyone saw him as like, this perfect dude and basically worshipped him like a god when he was literally just a guy. a super strong guy, but just a guy! and he was never allowed to be just a guy! he wasn't able to have any hobbies or interests!
so, yeah, i think him faking his death and then retiring and learning the guitar was a little extreme, sure, but goddammit it was justified! and you know what, i'm a metro man defender. i'll defend that man's actions until the day i die. fucking fight me.
and! and! megamind isn't actually evil, and he never really tries to hurt anyone. and metro man knew that! the WORST thing that happened after mm retired was that megamind (being lonely and missing metro man) was a poor judge of character and accidentally gave superpowers to an incel.
so, in actuality, the trope is more like "what if superman was miserable and left his superhero job so that he could be happier, and also lex luthor is just a silly little guy"
the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes itās called the mammalian diving response and itās also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
Itās literally activated by putting water on the face.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
jokes to make after failure that arenāt self-deprecating:
Iām the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneās ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iām an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godās favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iām being sabotaged
Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.
I've been using Google as my main mail service since 2006, and every single account or service I've ever signed up for was made with that address. For a long time I thought it'd be impossible to divorce myself from Google.
It took less than 5 minutes to switch to a ProtonMail account, less than 2 hours to download and/or offload every byte of data from my Google account, and less than 3 days to change every single account or service I've ever signed up for to the new address.
As of today, the only single one I have that's still tied to it is YouTube. It's the only thing I'd lose access to if I deleted my Google acount entirely.
They really, really want you to believe that it's a hassle to switch to a different service. But it's not. Most websites and/or services allow you to change the email address associated with it.
I've been using Google for almost 2 decades and it only took a few days to move everything. It's not a painful sacrifice; it's an easy change that, frankly, has absolutely been worth it.
If you like watching youtube videos and aren't tied specifically to a youtube account, I recommend invidio.us.
It has its issues periodically, because it basically lets you watch youtube videos without actually going through youtube. But on the plus side, it lets you watch youtube videos without going through youtube, so any and all issues are still less than youtube would cause, imo.
Unrestrained summer fun
little design challenge for myself. designing dragons for different genres.
i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didnāt realize it would dissolve, and itās been on my mind for like 3 days
thank god i screen shot it
[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok. text reads, āI thought I could wash my salt lamp in the dishwasher! You canāt apparently!ā below the text a hand holds up the remains of a salt lamp: just the wooden stand that once supported the lamp itself. /end ID]
Ok you know what that's a good point i hadn't even considered???
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.
Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory
#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist
Official ominous sign
[ID: Image in second post from @wormsslime is a photo of a sign. It reads:
"Warning If you don't schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you." /id]
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.
I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. Ā He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of itās making down to like a 6 month window, because it only wouldāve been correct during a specific point in WWII. Ā
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. Ā I can barely remember my own stateās capitol.
THIS IS GOLD ššš
This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.
Holy shit the super specific things towards the end
Oh wow!
I didnāt know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!
I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book youāre looking at
I almost scrolled past this
A lot going on right there
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
ITāS BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACKĀ
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or youāll never see it again for 84 years.