The SoundCircus

[mehillus]

[metatron-blogs]

"The sword does not kill. The hand kills. The hand is the most beautiful part of a human being, and is capable of nearly infinitely other things than parting men from their ghosts. Once you touch the sword, a terrible tragedy will occur, and your hand will slowly lose this ability. Over time, it will cease to be a hand, and become a sword.” - Kill Six Billion Demons

[gredi-bird]

rb to bring lunch for everybody

[dragon-ball-meta]

Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

[horseimagebarn]

horse dutifully typing away on a comically large keyboard in front of a beautiful icelandic landscape that is the life right there i wonder if this horse is typing peaceful and joyful messages or sending 20 slurs directly into my inbox

[horseimagebarn]

horrible news

the horse was in fact sending slurs into my inbox

[mehillus]

Literally everyone made this, you know!!! Totally a truther!

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

breaking news: my girlfriend just murdered me

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You pass peer review

[kaijuno]

[sweeter-pan-deactivated20240304]

[only-cat-memes]

[wizardshark]

Texting an elf and ten years later getting a response "sorry lol I got distracted"

[ruinedchildhood]

[orcboxer]

2024 the year of the orc

[orcposts]

YEAAAAAAAAAH

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

Hang on I need to look something up

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

[escuerzoresucitado]