Honey, Spice And Not So Nice

Well... It couldn’t get worse

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[punkrocklorax]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[spiralatria]

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

[hiveswap]

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

[hiveswap]

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

[wrecked-cuticles]

hate to say it but the cow is right

[hiveswap]

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

[snazzymolasses]

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

[hiveswap]

[porterdavis]

[bowlby4]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[astarlingdiscovery]

[punished-ned]

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

[swan2swan]

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!

EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds. 

[swan2swan]

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own. 

[tuulikki]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job

[yrbeecharmer]

don’t ascribe human expressions to nonhuman animals or whatever but mfw a giant reaches into the side of my house to dump a whole new person in there

[kittymeiga]

More like… an Eldritch Being of unimaginable form and dimensions reaches into your home with its weird appendages, and very gently deposits your missing sibling before disappearing forever

[catchymemes]

[michygrimes2025-deactivated2026]

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[crows-junk-pile]

i could have sworn i saw a normal version of this post a few days ago. something is wrong here

[ralfmaximus]

I thiiiiink when staff rolled out the disastrous “every reply chain gets its own notes” change then rolled it back a few hours later… they broke something.

I’ve spotted a few 0-note blogs that should logically have notes, warnings about filtered tags that don’t exist, and other general weirdness.

[spicysaladd]

12 and 14 do NOT look the same what is this forbidden knowledge smoking

[travalicious]

[the-real-skeletor]

Love how Miyazaki lost his shit

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[cannibalchicken]

[seventhpaw]

[mysharona1987]

[liatkolink]

Really bodes well when they consider children as terrorists too.

[link1n]

It wasn’t a stick. It was a knife. He had to undergo emergency surgery on his anus. 4 days later, he was back in the same notorious hellhole prison.

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

No that's not sexual harassment. It's RAPE.

[mysharona1987]

“He was a terrorist.”

It was probably just a frustrated Palestinian teenage kid who threw a stone at an Israeli tank once.

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.