anime was a mistake

John, 20, He/Him, Bi, UK Star Wars sideblog: @only-juan-kenobi

[thebestoftumbling]

[maglor-still-lives]

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

I had to find a picture of this 2017 article again because it's just so iconic.

[moniquill]

[tanoraqui]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[stan-leigh-bowery]

I just

[skelegun]

That’s not a home that’s a Halo Reach map

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[antique-scarecrow]

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

[meangirlnurse]

so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

[meangirlnurse]

best. trait. ever

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[thebootydiaries]

i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

[decemberfame]

Wow

[redo64]

🤔 But then how did she read the comments.

[thebootydiaries]

[orcpost-generator]

Words of Affirmation

You DO NOT have a -2 penalty to your Intelligence attribute

You are PROFICIENT in wielding double-sided battle axes

Your body scars are SEXY as FUCK

You can PUSH, LIFT, DRAG or CARRY as much as a creature of ONE SIZE LARGER

Your methods are both BRUTAL and CUNNING

If you BELIEVE in something enough IT WILL HAPPEN

Your battlecry is THUNDEROUS and FRIGHTENING

[grimeclown]

[s]

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

[craiganthonywells-deactivated20]

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

[s]

that’s what I wanted to hear

[tzipor-ktana]

צום קל ומועיל לכולם!

[funnytwittertweets]

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[nepofledgling]

hannibal lecter does the typical “are you a danger to yourself or others?” therapist thing but if they say yes he’s like nice.

[cephalophor]

“are you a danger to yourself or others?“

“no”

“would you like to be”

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal “Quantifiably Bitchy” Lecter