Fancy that.

Margaret. 28. Dog enthusiast. "Bagels are believed to be food for the soul. Like a wedding band with no end and no beginning, bagels are a symbol of eternity"

[mousegirlheart]

[coelii]

this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[punishedsaints]

[astercontrol]

whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

[humphreybogie]

Since the Feds are now offering a 100k reward for info on Charlie Kirks shooter, it feels like a great time to remind everyone that the snitch that turned in Luigi Mangione never got her promised $60k reward money. Don't do the FBIs jobs for them lol they will not pay you.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[flyfeline]

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHAT THE HELL

[duckily]

[biglawbear]

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

[hotvampireadjacent]

This post has been getting notes for like 4 times longer than the shitty job that I was thinking about whitestown for

[notahorseindisguise]

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

[miata-detector]

uhmmmm not sure if theres one in this post.

[notahorseindisguise]

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

[miata-detector]

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

[notahorseindisguise]

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[kushblazer666]

[irl-loading-screens]

[dinovelvet]

[stream]

The Powerpuff Girls S01E08

[were--ralph]

This is the funniest video ever