This ride... that takes me through life

Change is nor good nor bad, but necessary, it's the way you take it and move on what defines it. My name is Jorge. I'm 24 years old. I'm from México. Single. Founder of Proyecto Rooster Teeth Latino

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[taraljc]

I accidentally paid my mortgage twice and need to pay utilities. cmon roger, do me a solid

[starlightandtears]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN IM CRYING ANALSKSKAK

[starlightandtears]

GUYS

[ororomunroedontpullout]

He really did the lord’s work

[metal-knight]

Nobody cant tell him nothing my guys.

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey heres a cool website

http://everynoise.com/

it has thousands of genres of music and when u click on one it plays you a track

[elpiso]

I don’t think seto kaiba has fucked around a single day in his goddamn life

[turing-tested]

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

[moonpaw]

link

👀

[moonpaw]

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

[moonpaw]

im back with clip paint studio

setup crack

download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

[wet-paiint]

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

[goluckydanny]

@faun-songs @jeongmihyo

[potaders-deactivated20240218]

I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view

[rk-1k]

[guide-to-arting-p-good]

Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!

[hohslop]

Like what the fuck?

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[thechurchofapathy]

He’s so close to figuring it out

[simonbitdiddle]

That one stubborn braincell linking two things just isn’t going to fucking light up because the epiphany will blow out the back of his goddamn skull like he was in Scanners.

[metal-knight]

Please tell me she answered with "no, i just want to send you flowers"

[the-x-button]

imma be real here

piranha plant is legitimately a better addition to smash than fire-fighting starter pokemon #48320

[the-x-button]

i have just been informed that incineroar, the fucking pokemon thats based on wrestlers, knows a bunch of wrestling and fighting attacks, looks like this

and is constantly seen in wrestling ring

is not fire-fighting, but fire-dark

[wheel-skellington]

hes dark type because hes a heel

[the-x-button]

a what

[wheel-skellington]

in professional wrestling a heel is a wrestler acting as the villain, being rude and underhanded

in fact incineroar is called the Heel Pokemon

[trilllizard666]

badguy wrestler

think more Stone Cold or Brock Lesnar rather than John Cena

[sketchiedetails]

He’s meant to draw the ire of the audience

If he isn’t getting under your skin he’s doing a bad job

[holdonearmbar]

Dark is Evil in Japan, therefore he is a Fire Evil type.

Also you could go further into wrestling terminalogy and say that the heel usually gets the heat of the babyface and then the babyface makes a comeback.

He’s the big heel of the pokemon universe, and he’s based off of one the most popular Japanese Junior heavyweights of all time’s arch rival the Black Tiger.

[the-x-button]

this is so dumb hes still based on wrestlers

[wheel-skellington]

wrestling is very much not fighting tho

[italeteller]

If you wanna go really meta, the whole pokemon community was so done with fire/fighting types, especially after getting a break in the form of Braixen, that seeing Incineroar made everybody go apeshit And then he was revealed to be a dark type instead of fighting He was designed to make you mad from day 1

[chaosauxilatrix-moved-deactivat]

In other words, he’s a heel in a meta sense as well.

[metal-knight]

Also, he is the first character in Smash Bros to be a proper "Grappler" style of character. Slow, but powerful, specially his grabs. It all makes sense with his personality and design. The fact that he is a pokemon is just the extra bit, think of him as a wrestling character.

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

okay im going through the rules and stuff on matsodon rn and

sexworkers are good here as long as what they post is tagged. the gore thing is :// but like the person said sexworkers are supported here.

all of this. all of this is hot as hell. 

they actually have specific rules disallowing pedophiles and nazis+the terfs from the last screenshot.

dogpiling and harrassment and stalking is listed as a no go thank fucking god??

there is not one specific staff account as each member of staff has their own thing so it’d be most likely easier to get in touch with them

and the best part

a peek at the list of blocked domains?

ive legit been on this site for ten minutes and i feel safer on this site than ive ever been on tumblr. again im not like, leaving tumblr but this place is nice as hell.

the site itself is https://mastodon.social/  and im @extinction on there lets get this bread in a safe and orderly manner gays

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

btw this is okay to rb so more people know how sexy this place is

[kentuckymeatshower]

this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom 

[tcfkag]

The best explanation of Tumblr’s appeal that I’ve seen

[brunhiddensmusings]

everywhere else you speak TO people, specific people, one at a time or in small groups here you can scream into the void, and if a passing weirdo likes it they can give you a thumbs up or pass it along to their weirdo friends who might like it too

[pumpkinsforsale]

Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh

Ryan Reynolds: ME

Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT

Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER

[fuckyeahbrianehaner]

Breakdown Episode #3: Almost Easy

In this episode, Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance break down the song Almost Easy and look back on the recording process. The video includes lots of old studio footage and especially lots of footage of Jimmy, so definitely check this one out!

[lesbianshepard]

not to be mean or anything but that american missionary who got killed by the sentinelese was dumb as fuck.

[lesbianshepard]

like…its well documented that they’re a tribe that is aggressive to outsiders, it’s illegal to approach the island itself, and they will kill anyone who trespasses. not only that, because they’re an uncontacted people they have no resistance to modern diseases. he risked wiping out a large portion of an already small population because he wanted to proselytize.

and also they almost certainly have their own independent language that only they can speak. dude was just going to walk up and go what’s gonna sound like “oogity boogity” to them and hope they accept jesus cause of it? dumbass.

[metal-knight]

That shit might have flown in the 1500s my boy, but not anymore.

[bullysquadess]

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

[bullysquadess]

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

[tollhobbit-deactivated20250119]

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

[quartzfox]

You should see the video where he restores a knife…

[ginderpia]

Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

[jailynekujo-deactivated20210216]

poki sounds like my cat jasper

[jumpingjacktrash]

how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.

[necroyasha]

Poki is actually in his newest video:

[bullysquadess]

My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3

[blueskiesazureeyes]

Aaaaand he’s banned again.

[larrytrainor]

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[anarch0possum]

we been drinkin

titty tea

[metal-knight]

wouldnt it be... teatea?

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

[lichfucker]

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

[gostaks]

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

[brotherhoodofevilbears]

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

This is my fav post.

[bubonickitten]

Zone of Truth

[evans-closet-kingdom]

Intense Perception Check

[thingsnottwouldwear]

Hideous Laughter

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[viostormcaller]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK