In My Head Too Often

@mgchaser

“As we all have an infinite capacity to make mistakes, we all have an infinite capacity for forgiveness.” -Cassandra Clare 27 y/o mom that reads too much

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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

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This year is coming to an end, and I want to thank all the fanfic writers for making my year a better year, I love you all

When I’m sick, it’s a nightmare. Not necessarily for the people around me because I tend to make an effort to be overly nice and considerate, because when I’m sick I’m uncomfortable and clingy and, I’ll admit, a bit whiny. I’m really good at opting out of doing things because of small inconveniences.

My husband came back from dropping the kids off at school and found me crying. I’m sweaty, I’m cold, I feel dirty, I feel, well, sick. But I didn’t want to take a bath because I didn’t want to be colder after, and the bath is my kiddos bath so there’s toys and little bits of dirt and hair and I didn’t have the energy to clean it. So I told my husband all of this in a real whiny self pity fest and was just like “fuck it I need to sleep I’m being a problem”. My husband then proceeds to bring me soup and refill my water. Then he goes and cleans out the bath and coaxes me into it despite my protests. He adds the salts I like and takes my towel and my robe and puts them both in the dryer. When I get out he helps me dry off with the warm towel, helps me into the warm robe and then walks me to our room where he’s layered my favorite blankets and set up the heater and the fan to circulate warm air “so you don’t get all sweaty” he tells me.

It’s probably obvious that I cried again. He tucked me in and periodically comes to check on me to make sure I’m okay and I’m still comfortable. And idk I just struggle to accept that kind of patient and kind love but he shows me anyway and I will forever be grateful that I found him.

#sick girl #husband material #FeelLikeImDying ThankYouForComingToMyTedTalk

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

yes.

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

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Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

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Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

wrong.

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Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

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op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

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Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

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hey is this still post of the year or

NO

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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FINE! I'll do it myself

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Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

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According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

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happy Halloween guys

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This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

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im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

It’s back on my dash. 😂

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holy fuck-

if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend's head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

August will be filled with happiness.

August will be filled with blessings.

August will be filled with positivity.

August will be filled with progress.

August will be filled with kindness.

August will be filled with opportunity.

August will be filled with love.

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we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

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somecunttookmyurl

you. you get it.

I made it

Goodluck Pikachu

Hello, potato. We meet again.

Again we meet, indeed.

Can we be friends?

Yeah!! I like friends 🤗

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(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

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