Memes, Doggo, The Void

Hey! I love anime, Homestuck, and memes. Alex, she/her.

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJFHDJX

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

This was literally my first post

[twerkingyaowang]

and?

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

I’ve been going too far since day one

[seaswalllow]

end of 2020 mood is getting consistently jumpscared by the “posts from a darker timeline” blog

i’m calling it rn that blog is going to accidentally predict so many fucking catastrophes that’s just a prophet asking for the subway walls to collapse under the writing

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

thanks for your concern but i am immune to apollo’s gift of prophesy

[normal-horoscopes]

You can only tempt the fates so long before they indulge

[teaboot]

If you successfully cheat on a monitored test then you have passed a test of one skill by using an entirely different skill and I love the sheer stupid creative genius of it because that’s a little like being quizzed on Nuclear Chemistry and only passing because you learned how to read minds

[hehimmommy]

Is… is this a naruto reference

[teaboot]

I haven’t seen Naruto but I would LOVE to know what you mean

[sadhoc]

step 1: 

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[logarto]

[thehopelessopus]

Friendly reminder that if you ask about my OCs, you are actually doing me a huge favor.

You are:

Letting me know that my character/fic is important to you, which is so very important to me.

Making me think deeper about my character and therefore expanding his/her personality or backstory.

Making me think about my character which helps me to overcome writer’s block.

Encouraging me in my writing (which, let’s be honest, it’s a battle)

Letting me know that I am seen and that I’m not doing this for nothing.

So thank you, and don’t ever feel like you are wasting my time by asking me anything about anything.

This has been a PSA.

[jenroses]

Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory?  If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary.  You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens.  A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

[cipheramnesia]

I like this and also I like the low key point that you may be able to cope with bigger forks by finding little ones you can remove quickly. A combination of time, focus, and reduction to small stressors that can allow you to focus on the larger stressor in a constructive way.

[sheepscot]

does this mean somewhere there is a knife theory?

[jenroses]

Knives are traumas that require help to fix. Take a fork out and stress is reduced. Take a knife out and you better be prepared to stop the bleeding. 

[jay-kwellyn]

This is so freaking helpful

[metystopheles]

Compilation of my favorite Houseki no Kuni fanarts (mostly OCs)!

From 2018 to 2020. 💎

[thej0ry]

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video?? 

[cikero]

furries are rich because they all work in tech okay just get over it all of your software is made by furries just grow up

[xtec]

don't you work in tech op.......? 🤔

[cikero]

[sayhellotokathy]

I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 23rd of august, 2011.

[wymanthewalrus]

[bornunderabluemoonbaby]

[darrandennis]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

[vvorldwideweb]

[normal-horoscopes]

THERES NO WAY SMACK BARM PEY WET IS ACTUALLY GOOD

LIKE I GET IT WAS PROBABLY INVENTED BY POOR PEOPLE BUT SO WAS AMERICAN SOUL FOOD AND SOUL FOOD FUCKS HARD

[normal-horoscopes]

I WOULD TRY IT JUST TO SEE FOR MYSELF

BECAUSE THERES NO WAY THAT SHIT IS GOOD

MOTHERFUCKERS INVADED THE WHOLE ASS WORLD FOR SPICES THEY REFUSE TO USE

[witchbabywigg]

my husband made tacos for a good friend of ours out there and their housemates, and he was so hyped to share guacamole with our homie and their friends because he found guacamole at sainsburys of all the places! whips up tacos, everyone is jamming but not touching the guac, he eats a huge bite of taco with it and nearly pukes: it was fucking mushy peas. avocado was the fifth ingredient. the second ingredient after “peas” was “vinegar”. he wanted to cry lol

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[cadaverchan]

Americans seriously believing we don’t have fucking avacado over here or some shit 🙄 dropped your gullible card there mate

[normal-horoscopes]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CREAM IN YOUR GUACAMOLE

[4ttacus-4tlas]

@this-account-is-a-mistake

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

listen man, don't call me out on this one, I've never had guacamole

[rancher-dan]

It might just be because I love peas but smack barm pey wet is delicious ok? 

SCRUMPTIOUS 

You americans can keep your snooty, holier-than-thou, only-what-i-say-can-go-on-a-sandwich-goes-on-a-sandwich attitude across the pond and we’ll stay here with our free health care, education, leader who isn’t a facist dumbass, and pea water meat pie sandiwches. fuck you.

[normal-horoscopes]

Me: haha your cheap food has a silly name and doesn't seem tasty

English person about to say something normal: When your fascist government lets you die of a preventable disease, you'll deserve it.

[rancher-dan]

ex-fuckin-xactly

[normal-horoscopes]

Damn slow down there Adolf, you get any spicer you might establish a Raj on yourself

[parakeet]

you guys remember when every yorkie chocolate bar was a misogynist 

[parakeet]

like remember this

[parakeet]

and the ad campaigns for them

[parakeet]

almost forgot about the limited edition pink ones that were aimed at girls and a bonus pic of one of their easter eggs. and no this is not a joke this was the yorkie slogan and branding from like 2000 to 2010

[xybern]

has anyone else literally never seen/heard of this candy until today or is that just me

[drumcorpshero]

@parakeet is of a different dimension

[pissvortex]

Dudes Rock

[swarnpert]

pairs well with this

[psy-faerie]

Reminder for online sex workers 💗

[psy-faerie]

FYI pirating thieves if you post a models content and they decide to really fuck you instead of just filing DMCA, these are the consequences

[danganronpacomments]