PromiscuousHorse

Why yes, I did really like the pony club when I was a child not a bot, just lurking

[luckykittycolor]

[bonnettbee]

[theconcealedweapon]

[sealonascooter]

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

[aerinalanna]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Just to confirm for people, they did kiss.

[not-a-space-alien]

[sudanese]

[does-it-like-women]

A Minecraft Movie

A Minecraft Movie (Film, 2025)

Does it like women?

Yes

No

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Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

Explain your reasoning in the reblogs!

[does-it-like-women]

Scoring at an adjusted 3.1% of approximately 415 scoring votes, A Minecraft Movie HATES women!

[192929020202020]

Greater sage grouse chick

[littleguysdaily]

[ari-kari]

fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

Fuck:

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Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[ari-kari]

Marry:

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[ari-kari]

Befriend:

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[ari-kari]

Kill:

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[wickedsick]

[bluehairedspidey]

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

[transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla]

[tvdoctors]

THE PITT 1.08 • 2:00 P.M.

[gean-grey-blog]

They didn't have to do this. They covered the fentanyl epidemic, anti maskers, measles, mass shootings, human trafficking, addiction, homelessness, bureaucratic barriers, COVID mourning, and so much else. But they took a minute to give credit where it belonged and thank the people who set the standard for so many lives saved and shine light on the repeated trend of Black communities pioneering things like this and then being fucked over

I love this show so much

[1968bullittmustang]

The Ambulance Service That Made the Modern EMS

How the Freedom House Ambulance Service and its Black paramedics set the standard for ambulance services and made EMS history.

[pinstripebindi]

everyone like "Willie, are you a doctor?" and when he said Freedom House I gasped and was like OMG THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS PITTSBURGH (I learned about Freedom House from an episode of the podcast Criminal)

[stealingyourbones]

Peter Parker dimension travels to Metropolis. Not MCU Peter, but 616 late 20s Peter Parker who can forge his identity and works for Lex Corp, initially not realizing it’s a bad company, but when he does he continues working for them to slowly yet surely make plans to expose and dismantle the company.

[stealingyourbones]

Putting my tags here because I still firmly believe that folks are missing out on writing Peter Parker dimension travel in Metropolis. Who needs the bats when you can have Peter Parker’s wild shenanigans with Daily Planet Photographer Jimmy Olsen

[justrebloggs]

[plotwholls]

Peter seriously didn’t know how this kept happening to him.

Seriously. He doesn’t.

He sighs, and tries to get comfortable in the mecha’s grip (impossible) while he waits for Superman to get him. Or maybe Lois. Honestly, Lois is more likely at this point.

Shit. He has to pee. Should he say something? No, that’ll just make things weird; he’ll save it for the shock factor later on.

He’s starting to think Superman is newer to the scene than he’d thought. Seriously, that’s the third punch he’s taken instead of grabbing it. Hm. Maybe he started out like Peter had, avoiding fights and focusing on rescues. Or, maybe his powers make it hard for him to learn how to fight?

Look, he’s gonna be here a while. He needs to entertain himself somehow.

[ailithnight]

Later, Superman finds a file — oddly enough, webbed?? — on top of the Daily Planet planet.

Inside is a full breakdown of his earlier fight and how he could have avoided hits, prevented collateral damage, and ended everything faster.

The file is signed: From - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man.

[plotwholls]

There are photos. Of him. In the middle of the fight. No aperture is that good. Seriously, none of them. Clark purposely slows down for Jimmy just long enough for the aperture.

The red pen is insult to injury.

YOU NEED TO LIFT UR KNEE MORE TO MAKE THAT WORK

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SCALE UR POWER LIKE U TURN THE VOLUME UP DUDE IT’LL MAKE THINGS SOOO MUCH EASIER

I AM BEGGING U TO TAKE A SELF DEFENSE CLASS WHY TF CAN I SEE THRU UR FIST?! SEE DIAGRAM FOR INSTRUCTIONS:

CANNOT POSSIBLY STRESS ENOUGH 4U TO KEEP UR EYES OPEN WHEN U HIT

THIS IS GOING TO BITE U IN THE ASS. WIDEN THIS STANCE NE BY AN INCH, + GET DEEPER. U STANCE IS UR BALANCE. FLYING CAN’T SAVE U FROM A LEG SWEEP

STOP PUNCHING FROM THE SHOULDER UR GONNA HURT URSELF. POWER COMES FROM THE HIPS.

GRAB THEM + USE THAT AS A GUIDE. IF U HAVE A HAND ON THEM U CAN COCKSHOT THEM EVEN IN THE DARK

THE BODY GOES WHERE THE NOSE GOES

He can’t ever let Batman or Wonder Woman see these. He’ll never hear the end of it. Especially not Lois. She would publish them with a grin and have a field day.

[ailithnight]

Well then, Clark better pray it's the only file he gets like this. If any more ever turn up up here, it's only a matter of time before Lois spots one.

(Alternatively, if he doesn't shape up soon, Peter may decide it's a necessary cruelty to release a few photos of the worst offenses for some good old fashion public shaming critique. And he just so happens to have befriended a couple of very good journalists during his time as a LexCorp whistleblower.)

[segamascott]

[theblackmoonoflilith]

I think Reddit stories are the purest form of comedy, it doesn’t even has to be true. As long as the story is possible it’s a work of art every time.

„Cum time“

[nitw]

im so mad that one of the best dialogue exchanges in disco elysium is something the vast majority of players will never find on their own because the requirements for it are ridiculous

harry getting hatecrimed by a mysterious pair of eyes should be mandatory to the disco experience

[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas!

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas 2021!

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas 2022!

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas 2023!

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas 2024!

[conzoop]

You always be on that damn tapestry

[conzoop]

just another hour of tapestry in bed

[conzoop]

"Woah lol check this out" *Hefts tapestry over to show you a section that's incomprehensible without context*

[mrscancelled-1]

[cursedtrekedits]

“Well Mr. Columbo—”

“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”

“You’re Starfleet?”

“Star who now?”

(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)

[takemebacktowheremyheartbelongs]

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

"Just one more thing..."