breakfastless behavior

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[bedupolker]

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

[innovadesexual]

my house is pretty awesome ihave an elephant in the room and a skeleton in my closet

[herssian]

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

[chryza]

We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[kosmogrl]

the ultimate dream is to live in a peaceful, cozy and beautifully decorated home with the love of my life and cats. also 15 minutes away from the sea

[frottinq]

society and makeup companies to women at all times: you have to wear makeup, like you literally have to or else you look like a corpse, so wear it you fucking corpse. aren't you terrified of getting old? aren't you insecure about your little blemishes? we have the $80 solution.

someone online: you don't have to wear makeup

someone else in response, without fail, every single time: yeah but it's okay if you want to wear makeup :). I mean, it's a personal choice, which involves no coercion from the constant social pressures that dictate how women should present themselves, so go ahead! Don't let mean people bully you into thinking it's okay to have flaws in your skin.

[segamascott]

my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.

should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw

i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident

[thesituation]

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

[vykodlak]

that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music

[saywhat-politics]

"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950

[alivehouse]

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

[alivehouse]

[goldcrescent]

learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil