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[aropride]

being a non partnering aro is great because we have way more time for the killings

[aropride]

i love this website i just feel so understood here

[joelywoely]

like to think this is why op's sc is green

[miniatureobjectperson]

Genuinely my Grandpa was iconic

He moved his family (him, my grandma and my dad) from Chicago to Florida in the 70s because, in his own words, “if we're gonna be poor we're gonna be poor somewhere nice”

[birdiethebibliophile]

the problem with discord d&d

one person, for the fifth time: my parents are dead

everyone else, also for the fifth time: you cut out a little there what was that?

[jelloapocalypse]

PSA for literally everyone, I am SO tired of explaining this extremely simple fix to people

[pyrothorax]

PSA PSA for those who might not be able to read what this tiny ass screenshot says + without the unnecessary passive-aggressiveness:

Go to Voice & Video settings.

Turn off Automatically Determine Audio Sensitivity.

Move the slider over to the left to suit your sensitivity (avoid pushing it all the way to the left to cushion possible background noise).

This should prevent you from cutting out so long as said issues aren’t because of Microphone or Connection issues. Great fix for those with quiet voices or garbage microphones.

Here’s a screenshot of that for our visual learners. It’s a mobile screenshot, but desktop Discord looks exactly the same, just wider.

How hard was it to just explain that nicely?

[viostormcaller]

AHH I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS POST FOR MONTHS AND HAVE BEEN WISHING SOMEONE COULD BRING IT BACK THANK YOU SO MUCH

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Good to know

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[mochipuchi]

:)

[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[terrie01]

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

[homunculus-argument]

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

[weirdnotal]

Now that I've noticed I can't un-notice that every clone wars episode is Dave Filoni try to keep the most competent characters (Mace Windu, Commander Fox, Yoda, Commander Cody, Plo koon) as far away as he can from both each other and the plot so that they don't just solve it themselves

[nyenye0701]

they had the vocabulary of a 2 year old and rocky was already flaming grace :')

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[allpiesforourown]

Au where hua cheng was searching for xie lian more actively so he set a bounty on him and had "have you seen this man" posters with a drawing of xie lian plastered all over the place

Xie Lian finds said poster and goes "when did I offend the ghost king so much he's offering this much money to find me!?"

[allpiesforourown]

Poster: wanted alive and unharmed

Xie lian: he wants to kill me himself...

[allpiesforourown]

Shi Qingxuan: this portrait doesnt look much like how you usually dress though

Xie Lian: well it is from when i was 17

Shi Qingxuan: you pissed off the ghost king so badly he was hunting you down at 17????

[sunderwight]

#not going to disuade mu qing and feng xin from thinking hua cheng is gonna kill xie lian either#when xie lian shows up in the heavens i wonder if any heavenly officials considering turning him in to hua cheng for the reward (@thesadisticsiren)

Xie Lian's in so much debt from his third ascension, I think maybe the top tier comedy option is he turns himself in for the reward.

[shutyourmoustache]

[elvencantation]

[animentality]

[bayfuzzball7050]

A true yandere sim fan always speaks ill of yandere dev

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[twinklecupcake]

Manga!Belle is a treasure and the ACTUAL remake!Belle we deserved.

[birddotbones]

I love the Mechanicus because it feels like they're supposed to be disconnected from humanity and entirely emotionless and yet in every book I read, they are the biggest, snarkiest dumbasses in the room

[kitto-paint]

I wish they were less in touch with their emotions