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Secret Recipes To Try At Home
Here are the instructions since people keep asking!
Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade
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FUCK capitalism
Make you’re own goods, bitches
Sanders Sides highschool AU where none of them are related but they all have the same last name so their senior quotes all match up like so:
Logan: No, we’re… Patton: …not related… Roman: …so, please… Virgil: …stop asking.
Doesn’t help that they all look so similar. One time Logan and Virgil tried switching places for the day and it actually worked. They were so frustrated. Everyone jumped when in the final period of the day “Virgil” screamed “FALSEHOOD” when somebody called him Verge and then walked out, hitting his face against the door frame on the way out because he wasn’t wearing his glasses.
HI I LOVE THIS HERE’S SOME BONUS HCS:
-At some point Logan gets so fed up he makes the others do a DNA test with him just to confirm they are on no way related. He prints out the results and carries them with him at all times.
-Roman: *insert whatever side you want here* is super attractive tbh Random student: You look almost identical Roman: Exactly.
-Virgil introducing his friends: This is _____. Yes, we have the same last name, no we aren’t related. Yes, we look similar; we still aren’t fucking related.
-Logan used to rarely get confused with the others as he was the only one with glasses, but then Patton ended up needing glasses and picked the same. God. Damn. Frames.
-They all have incredibly specific outfits and color schemes to keep from getting confused with one another. Once Patton tried to shake it up and wear a black shirt and all day he got “Love the new shirt, Logan!”
-Adding on to the switching places: Patton and Roman do that a lot. They find it hilarious and every day people squint at them to see if they switched places again. Virgil and Logan can’t understand how people mix them up because they’re around them so often.
-Bonus: After high school one or more become famous and whenever someone sees one of the others they’re like “WOAH ARE YOU?” “NO I’M NOT! WE’RE ALSO IN NO WAY RELATED THIS IS WORSE THAN HIGH SCHOOL”
What if one time Roman’s parents asked to borrow Logan for an event like a business dinner or something because they knew Logan would behave better and both Logan and Roman were so embarrassed about it because Logan’s parents actually almost agreed but when they tried to complain to Virgil and Patton about it the other two just laughed.
I love this whole concept
WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS
Teachers always mix students up - even if they don’t look alike
A teacher who just taught Roman, and now has a class with Virgil in it: “Rom-Vi-No. Patton? Virgil? …..Mr.Sanders!”
Teachers with 2 or more or ALL in class:
“So…can I say “Sanders 1, 2, 3, and 4-?”
All: “NO!”
(its really annoying when they do that)
“Haha maybe if one of you dyed your hair or something…That’d help haha”
“Can someone take homework for….whichever Sanders isn’t here today I’m not even going to guess”
“Lo-Vir-Ro-Pat….. I’m gonna point at one of you and will that student come up to the board please”
“I can’t even tell if you’re sticking with the assigned seats to be honest. If you are though, Virgil sit up straight, Roman stop doodling, Patton stop looking up puppies on your phone, Logan stop reading ahead in the book”
They take up the teacher on the dying the hair thing, but they all do it seperately and all get purple. They decide to never try it again, unless they do it together, because it didn’t help at all.
Also, imagine if they went to seperate middle schools and Logan and Virgil used to get bullied a lot, for being a nerd and an emo, but now that they’re in highschool it’s suddenly stopped. They realize that it’s because people are afraid of accidentally insulting Roman and getting punched or Patton and making him cry.
Just imagine one teacher goes on maternity leave a little before half way through the year. So Replacement teacher! And don’t you know it’s the one class all four have together. So they’re all not looking forward to repeating the same thing they always say.
Logan is leading them into the class room and just stops. He then turns to the door and starts banging his head on it. Virgil is next and looks into the room to see what caused this. And just let’s out “WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?”
Patton and Roman are confused. What’s going on? So they look around the two and that’s when they see it.
Right there on the white board.
Mr. Sanders
And there sitting startled behind the teacher’s desk is a man who looks like he could be their father.
I wanna write this now….
I so want to write this
Thomas looking so confused at a pack of teenage doppelgangers and being so lost about what to do. The whole class just staring at the lot of them and some brave soul works up the courage to ask if Mr. Sanders is related to any of the teen sanders only to get all five of them to answer back “No,” in unison in various tones of disbelief, frustration, and resignation.
Thomas turns out to be pretty good at telling the boys apart and seems to gain their respect, making the group of unrelated Sanders grow to five as they all try and escape to his room when they’re bored or annoyed. They all groan when he reveals he has reading glasses, with the exact same frames as Logan and Patton that he doesn’t usually wear.
For Halloween, the Sides just change outfits and go to their regular classes making everyone wonder why they didn’t dress up until “Patton” starts lecturing people on the proper setup of a scientific paper, and “Virgil” joins in on the Drama club flashmob, nailing the lead part with a bright grin.
Damn. Now I wanna write this.
I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN
Time to add on
So the school’s old councilor retired, and the new one is going to every classroom, introducing himself.
In the middle of Mr. Sanders’ class, a cheery man walks in. “Do you how do?” He asks.
He looks as if he could be Thomas’ twin.
“God fucking damn it.” Virgil bemoaned.
Logan slumped over, letting his head hit his desk.
“Another one?” Roman asked.
Patton just waved hello, while Thomas sighed.
The rest of the class were in shock.
Emile is very surprised.
~~
Just when people where starting to get everyone correct, Roman’s twin brother comes back from boarding school.
Everyone at this point is just like, holy shit there are more of them
~~
Remy and Daniel both start school in the middle of the year and on the same day. The entire day people call them Roman, Remus, Virgil, Patton, and Logan.
They have a class together in the morning and then a class with Mr. Sanders. The two introduce themselves and Virgil just fucking leaves the room for a minute while everyone starts yelling.
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I love this so much!!
This is the best
I AM CACKLING
If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.
On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.
Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.
But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.
What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.
Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:
https://saveyourinternet.eu
Also, sign and share this petition:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial
We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.
#SaveYourInternet now!
It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.
Are you fucking serious? Is this really happening? I’m European and I didn’t know a single thing about this
Here you have
https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:52016PC0593
https://creativecommons.org/2018/06/20/european-parliaments-legal-affairs-committee-gives-green-light-to-harmful-link-tax-and-pervasive-platform-censorship/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitterfacebook&utm_content=JURI-vote-june-20
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/article-13-european-parliament-internet-censorship-copyright-a8408531.html?amp&__twitter_impression=true
https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/20/eu-votes-for-copyright-law-that-would-make-internet-a-tool-for-control?__twitter_impression=true
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/eu-meme-war-article-13-regulation
Also ao3 has spoken out about this
https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/10637
FOLLOWERS IN EUROPE! THIS IS FOR YOU ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
TAKE ACTION
Help save my internet. PLEASE. without it I don’t know what I would do and I’m not exaggerating it keeps my depression at bay reading your fics. Please help us
Hey I really need the internet to survive, can we maybe help us?? Please
“I have all these OCs! But no story…”
bruh
make a fighting game
But what if half your ocs are softys and not made for fighting?
dating sim
this post changed the game
Hey btw if you don’t know how to program, you should check out [novelty], which is a free Visual Novel creation software. Absolutely no programming required, and it’s super easy to use, I played with it some when I was a teen but the only reason I didn’t do much with it is cuz I made my story complicated and had like 5000 different branching routes that kept spawning new routes and made myself confused LMAO
But yeah, it’s a WYSIWYG with a really straight-forward GUI, if I remember correctly.
It even comes with some free backgrounds and characters and stuff, and this is what it looks like:
Did I mention it’s super duper free? It hasn’t been updated since 2010, but it has basically all you’d need to make a simple visual novel.
Just make sure your DirectX runtime is updated, cuz it can act buggy if it’s outdated, but this program is so old that I doubt it’d even be an issue lol
holy shit
This is so cool? Can you imagine fanfic in this format?
@becausedragonage @ashidoodle can I recommend Choice Script? It’s like a choose your own adventure coding program. The finished product looks like this, where every option sends you down a different path:
They are literally books you can play. You can even insert your own character’s name and pronouns and that would make writing reader inserts so much easier And as a writer who can not art, writing and making dating sims and games is more convenient.
The coding is also super simple and easy to learn and all it requires other than the program files is a text editor. And just like that you can start typing up like you would your own fanfics or stories. Plus it’s very versatile so you can make your game/book as simple or as complicated as you want, and even implement stats and inventory systems.
AND CHOICE SCRIPT IS ALSO SUPER DUPER FREE. THE COMPANY EVEN PUBLISHES YOUR FINISHED GAME FOR YOU AND GIVES YOU ROYALTIES IF YOU CHOOSE TO SELL IT. THE PROGRAM STILL GETS UPDATED AND THE COMPANY PUBLISHES BOOKS EVERY MONTH INCLUDING THE FANMADE ONES. THERE’S ALSO A FORUM FOR PEOPLE TO POST WIPS AND TALK ABOUT CHOICE SCRIPT AND GET HELP.
And there’s Ren'py, also for visual novels!
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Holy shit
Ooooof I’m gonna use thessee
okay friends here’s a quick Guide to Doing the Finals w/Mental Illness (feel free to add)
first of all, before finals, as much as you can: get cozy with teachers. go to office hours. have 3 questions written down that might actually help you, ask them. if you have anxiety about this stuff, rehearse beforehand, and keep the door open (it will feel less confrontational).
assume you will go into Bad Mode at some point. when you can, beforehand, start early. if it’s 2 sentences, a thought on what your thesis could be, whatever - get it started. it’s much easier from a start than from a blank page.
in assumption of Bad Mode, have your basic needs taken care of. if you know getting food is going to be difficult, stock up on snacks so that you force yourself to eat during the day. i don’t care if they’re oreos. you need to eat. if you can mix in some healthy stuff - nuts, carrots, apples, etc - go for it. but eat. buy dry shampoo for the days you can’t shower, or use corn starch. set out the clothes you will wear for the week.
if you can skip caffeine, do so. most of us won’t but… it does help anxiety.
find out if you study better with friends or alone. most “study groups” are a waste of time if people aren’t focused, and focusing on people and school is almost impossible with The Mental Illness, which wants you to not do work.
bribe yourself if you have to. “if i pass with [this average] i can buy all the things already in my amazon cart.” don’t go shopping, though. you’ll find yourself looking at strange shit for a dollar and it’s 4 in the morning and the essay isn’t written.
figure out what learning style you are and study using that. remember that if you doodle, you’re probably a kinesthetic learner - learn by doing. visual learners? flashcards. auditory? tape the lectures. kinesthetic? write it down, buddy.
make lists. they reduce anxiety and help you see that what feels overwhelming is only like 3 things.
figure out where you focus best. libraries or your room?
protip: use the school’s computer. you know, the big embarrassing ones everyone can see? having your screen visible to others will help you stay on track - particularly because the people waiting to use the computers will be v annoyed with you if you’re not busy.
fire your inner critic. you’re on full Survive mode, pal. you don’t have to make everything perfect to your standards. i find myself pointlessly obsessing about colorcoding and pretty writing. no time for that anymore. it’s there, it’s legible? it’s good enough.
five page literary/research essay gotcha down? get your evidence all of it. write it in the document. then put your own words about it. a good method is “i’m gonna give you evidence. [evidence]. this is an analysis of the evidence”. then put a sentence before your first to transition into it. then put one after your last to transition out of it. suddenly you have a lot of words with what feels like very little work.
wait to write introductions until the essay is done
citations made easier
white noise - good for study, stim, and also sleep
when you need to, just fess up. admit you have a problem. tell your teachers, talk to them about it, try to set up something to help you make up missing work. I want to say 95% of the time… teachers will do their best to pass you. they just want to see you try.
if you have trouble focusing on 1 thing at a time - do multiple homeworks at once. if you go on tumblr not even bc you care about this rotten website but because you just need something else, this will probably help you. two sentences on essay 1, three math problems, three words on essay 2? before you know it, it adds up.
i hear a lot of “quit social media!” but tbh if you reward yourself with like… human interaction… dont quit it. i’m like “okay i want to message him back but i need to finish X amount of work and then i can”.
small rewards are the bomb.com
honestly dress for success. if you’re in full No mode, it can be easy to wear the same thing 8 times in a row. if you pick out an outfit you love, and spend the time getting ready in the morning - it does help. and if you need to be in pj’s to attend the final? at least you’re there tbh.
grades are not a reflection of how much you learned, how hard you tried, or anything like that. they are frequently subjective. remind yourself that you are not defined by someone’s subjective amount.
tell a buddy about what you’re dealing with. have someone who knows. who listens to you.
sleep helps you learn way better than cramming tbh
good luck i love you
It’s exam month, my lovelies. Good luck!
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I’m a 25 year old single mom of 3 kids. I started dating a new man after from being in a toxic relationship with my other kids father for the last 3 years. Although I was on birth control when the new guy and I started dating, I still THOUGHT he was using protection and insisted that he used them, but I somehow ended up pregnant.
I’m not in any predicament to be with child or take care of a new child at all.
When my new boyfriend found I was pregnant, he was all for it and begged me to keep the child. I was completely reluctant. He is now showing his true colors.
After my pregnancy was confirmed, he became very abusive and controlling.
The first time he hit me was because I didn’t want to go home with him after he said the baby wasn’t his. He’s claiming that I cheated on him (i didn’t), and a few times after that over minor things like my ex picking up his children because he doesn’t like us in contact.
I’m tired of the abuse and the pain, this would really be my way out. I don’t want to have any ties to him at all.
He’s now claiming that the baby isn’t his (again) because I’ve asked him to pay for the abortion.
I can’t afford an abortion so basically I’m asking if you could donate to please help me get out this situation.
Anything at all helps. Please reblog, donate share whatever!
I’m currently 7 weeks now and trying to get the procedure done before it’s too late legally.
In my area, an abortion costs $700 and I’m trying to get as close to that amount as I can. CashApp: SantoyaRose PayPal: paypal.me/santoyarose
@lunathemoonissleepy @marsincharge
Someone: *insults them*
Silent generation: now, in my day in world war 2 when *goes on a tangent that quickly gets off topic*
Generation x: excuse me, you take that back now you should learn to have some respect (blah blah blah)
Millenials: now listen here little twerp,,
Gen z: no u
This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy
i love this!!!
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because Amanda cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.
we’re going on an Amanda hunt
I don’t care if this post doesn’t “go” with your blog, you’d better fucking reblog this if you aren’t Amanda
Sleep with one eye open, Amanda
I am an Amanda, and I dare to reblog. And I say that it is time for the Amandas of Tumblr to come out of hiding and reblog with me!
Viva la Revolution!!!!!!!!
ALERT THERE HAS BEEN A REBLOG BY AN AMANDA CODE PURPLE I REPEAT CODE PURPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OH GOD AMANDA IS PENATRATING OUR FORCES CODE PURPLE WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS I REPEAT CODE PURPLE NOT A DRILL
“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO
link
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you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system
im back with clip paint studio
setup crack
download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio
good 2 go 👌
REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE
@faun-songs @jeongmihyo
I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life
adobe animate:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view
Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!
I’m not an expert but I like hands a lot so hopefully some of this was helpful!
So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching
do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.
And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts
So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours
10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet
about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead
It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise
made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways
1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your
2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe
hour and 15 minutes
I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video
I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before
“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”
almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know
I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again
Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?
I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours
it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop
I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song
I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
i need to FEED
this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this
Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist
I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like
I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat
I hate this movie so much
IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE
IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD
MY FUCKING GOD
…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos
OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes
I HAVE NO WORDS
(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)
Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly
I am in tears omg
I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW
Yes it’s back on my dash!!!
Omg the audio
OMGGGG
Just some quotes from the creator of this lesbian flag~!!!
This is the kind of stuff your supporting when you refuse to use a different flag~! 😘😘😘
Signed: a Latina Lesbian~
Some brand new quotes from the creator of this lesbian flag showing that she is still exactly the same!
There is a lot wrong with everything you said sweety and perpetuating biphobic stariotypes ain’t pretty!!!
Anyway I’m not a fetish and not all ‘Hispanic’ woman look the same!!! (#Jenniferlopez lofuckingl)
Some people are just trash and never change 💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️
use this flag created by @anurtransyl instead!
It actually has meaning! from top to bottom, the meanings of the colors are: loyalty/trust, freedom to love women, trans/nb lesbians, serenity, and pride/love for oneself.
NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG NEW FLAG
This one is cuter anyway. Spreading the word for my lesbian fam.
Signal boost
this isnt a huge emergency but since i dont have central heating im relying on space heaters to keep my house warm which is running me about $10 a day in electricity, and its going to be freezing at night for the discernable future, if anyone wants to help keep me and my cattes warm my paypal is paypal.me/halphonso or @ [email protected]
again this isn’t a super super huge emergency right now but having to spend $70 a week on electricity means thats $70 less i have to pay anything else with like my water, internet, or medication
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!
RULES:
Will do:
- RWBY
- OCs (with visual references)
- DC/Marvel Comics
- Life is Strange
- Final Fantasy
- Little Witch Academia
- Re:CREATORS
- Anime/shows/video games/comics I’m familiar with (just ask!)
Won’t do:
- Characters/shows/comics/video games I’m not familiar with
- Difficult weapons/props (still not so great at drawing them yet)
- NSFW
You can request up to two characters in the same piece, and simple backgrounds are free of charge! If you would like to commission me or have any questions about prices/content, you can email me at [email protected].
Hey, guys. Yesterday was the last day I got paid for daycare until my sister goes back to work, and now I’m going to officially be unemployed all the way up until March. I have a lot of expenses coming up that I need to pay for, and I also need to get back the $105 I was scammed out of by a site that conned me out of getting a copy of my birth certificate, so please, help me out in any way you can. I have a doctor’s appointment, counseling appointment, Testosterone to pay for, and I still need to get my birth certificate so I can finish my name and gender changing process. I also really need a new phone because the one I bought back in November is an absolute piece of crap and it’s almost unusable when I’m out of the house.
So, yeah, in short, I have a lot going on right now. I really need all the help I can get. Please, please consider commissioning me, and share this around. If you don’t want to commission me but still want to donate, you can buy me a coffee, or even just tell a friend about me or something.
Thank you so much for the support!
