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I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

the-clapping-smiling-pig

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

daftpatience

needed to draw this hi

onetobeamupart

Daine the Wild Mage of the Immortals quartet, the original blorbo.

smhmyheaddude

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

crommers

lillagrim

relelvance

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

piedude

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

reagan-slayer69

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

generallyunskilled

Obviously Velma sucks but if we do ever make a more adult Scooby Doo I want a semi realistic period piece from the late 60s where the Scooby Gang are draft dodgers and hippies that just happen to stumble into the crime fighting business because there is just a fresh stream of con artists when you’re drifting town to town in a van.

Freddie and Daphne start it all. Instead of showing up at boot camp when drafted, Fred Jones got the van he bought with his summer job and ran off. Daphne, his girlfriend (who frankly has the least strong feelings about Vietnam but for gods sake are they not taking Freddie there) runs along to be supportive and to get away from her strict, stuffy family.

Velma catches wind of Fred and Daphne’s plan a few days before it happens. They invite her along but she has to consider it. A staunch feminist and the brightest girl in school, she has the most to lose if she leaves. However, she grows embittered by the fact she’s never gonna get into her dream college since it doesn’t admit women, and decides to go along. Besides, if Fred and Daphne leave without her, there won’t be anyone like minded in their hometown for Velma to be friends with.

Shaggy wasn’t originally part of the group, but they find him and Scooby hitchhiking and pick him up. The gang learn he has similar circumstances to Fred for running away from home, being a conscientious objector who ran off when they tried to put him in a non combative position instead. He opposed even this as it still meant he would be part of the war machine. He comes bearing plenty of 8 track tapes and some real good pot, so he’s welcomed along happily.

Along the way they become friends and use their combined skills to solve cases of supposed hauntings. Every single one is shown to be some kind of capitalist fraud.

jelloapocalypse

Finally a good take

blessyouhawkeye

huh? what? yeah okay sure whatever-

HUH!! WHAT!!!!! HELLO!!!!!

great-gatsby

from the amazon page <3 they switch back and forth between their human and vegetable forms...

evergreen-femme

not gonna read this but i'd be willing to bet money that this is adapted from veggie tales fanfiction

strongcat

really? what tipped you off

prettysweetprettysweet

i wish i could telepathically communicate to all the young gays that watching Xena is worth it even with our much higher standards today for lgbt characters in media. the cast crew writers and showrunners never panicked when they discovered that their characters were driven by romantic love and were pulled back only by the network to prevent it from becoming textual. by season 4 they established them as souls in love reincarnated together forever and never tried in earnest to pair them with men. by the end of season 5 they stopped that altogether. by season 6, it is as explicit as they were able to make it given the restraints at the time, and they did so much to signal to queer audiences that Xena and Gabrielle were one of us. like Xena presenting Gabrielle, a lover of written word, with a poem by Sappho as a gift (and becoming adorably shy and blushing as she reads it).

there is so much joy in seeing just how effectively they were able to convey the romantic nature of their love and companionship despite the opposition. physical attraction is clear in the s6 episodes “Who’s Gurkhan” and “When Fates Collide”. “When Fates Collide” and “Return of the Valkyrie” are so dizzyingly and overtly romantic that i still can’t believe they pulled it off. when viewed in its full context it is really an epic and beautiful love story. :)

geshertzarmeod

#i’d even go a step further and say that xwp is unique BECAUSE of the censorship#it forced them to rely on literally anything other than words to convey their love for one another#which made it so much more impactful#we believed their love because of the way they looked at each other the way they fought for each other and it was so CLEAR#but modern media is no longer pressured to tell a story this way and while that’s great for representation#i also feel like something got lost in translation#idk how to express my thoughts exactly but. in newer media I’ve watched wlw relationships don’t ever reach the same depth xwp did#i have my beloved blorbos don’t get me wrong it’s just that#xwp was epic. xwp was one love for a thousand lifetimes. xwp was romance at its absolute most egregious#xwp wasn’t the story that ends when the will they/won’t they couple finally get together and live happily ever after#it was a story devoted to everything after that#and I’m gonna sit in my corner and blow kisses at the heavens for placing it in such a precarious cultural climate#that ultimately nourished a tale of such overt devotion#one that is extremely hard to replicate today#xwp (via @shiryawashere )

3798tadpole

hey so what the fuck was this about

arrivisting

are these not, basically, wedding vows

chumbie

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

randomitemdrop

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

dailycatsblog

theveryworstthing

beautiful and gentle wild turkeys i met in a forest during a dream. they were velvety soft, they kind of drifted along the ground like jellyfish, and they were very aware of the Dangers.

pastrygeckos

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

osmosisjones

this is how they make lacroix

homestuck

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

septembersung

janusfnc14

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

ehlihr

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up