gachiakuta brainrot

Minty • 25 • she/her • bear with me I havent used tumblr in 5 years

[bgm05]

new dom/sub dynamic has emerged: ragebaiter and fat dog

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[sakura-rose12]

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

[tidesandtwilight]

if I can’t get silly with you I don’t wanna get sexy with you

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

[medlabmech]

*opens the jar*

[what-even-is-thiss]

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

[alnaperera]

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

[i-dont-know-how-to-exist]

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this thank you

[vexheart]

This

[findyoump3]

is it ok to add this image

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[feefal]

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

[catgirltoes]

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

[peach-pot]

at this point my emoji reactions are more of a sign of my reading comprehension than anything else.

[peach-pot]

“it’s really raining over here” familiar word spotted: rain! I shall reply appropriately: 🌧️

[coatsinkleaf]

it never stops….

[neo--queen--serenity]

Completely relatable for Yoshiki to give in to his attachment to the not-Hikaru so early on. If I was an isolated, closeted gay teenager who’d lost my best friend (who I was in love with), and the eldritch horror that replaced him came back validating my feelings every second of every day, telling me how much he loved and appreciated me, touching me constantly, giving me honest, unfiltered declarations of devotion?? Shit, I’d fold too

[sephirthoughts]

it would take me exactly 36 seconds yoshiki held out like a champ

[thedominickowo]

kids :>

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[citrus-c0la]

That is NOT how it works u idiot 🥀

Mactober day 11 - PC Builder Mac

(@/nil_mats)

[draconicscreaming]

Please enjoy these cursed screenshots I took when Enjin was fuckin up his driving

[r0ulotte]

That fucking bird that I HATE