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[mintmillipede]

hi! this is my new account for things that make me happy :)

[theehorsepusssy]

[silverhand]

There is a title card generator for the broadcast Star Trek series (TOS through Voyager).

Star Trek Title Card Generator

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

You're welcome.

[mintmillipede]

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[thisuneasymist]

Tumblr i miss ads like these. I need ads like these back and not the ai fried egg titties or the ai chat bot "no really our bot will totally fuck you unlike other ai bots" ads. I miss the purity of how truly weird the ads were.

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[faggotry-enjoyer]

so fucked up that "most comfortable position" and "least painful position" are Not the same.

[faggotry-enjoyer]

see also "least painful position" and "position requiring the least energy to maintain"

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[lady-raziel]

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[mangonetics]

Anything that gets my dick hard is sci-fi and anything that gets my pussy wet is fantasy

[mintmillipede]

[importantpics]

[sternfleck]

How it feels to be

[monster2001]

True but I don’t agree

[snailifier]

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[strangeandrandompolls]

Doing this poll again

You have been turned into this animal

How you feeling about that?

I love it!

I like it

Indifferent

I don't like it

I hate it!

Voting ended onFeb 26