believe me when i say the sky is falling

1998 | foulmouthed loud creature | transgender urban legend | she/it pronouns | im miriam. all i do is reblog and youre gonna love it

[dogpuppy]

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[polpotpie]

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo

[jame7t]

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

[monkeymage]

Covering blowhole

[dailykafka]

[loveloverilovelove]

[goatstrogen]

you can add me on discord and never say a word because i love you

[goatstrogen]

you can add me on discord and text me everyday because i love you

[cetaceous]

Slag Pot Carrier image credit: HPVD Photos, 2014

[dailycatsblog]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:

What the Fuck

This thing don’t work

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Ok

But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you

[ramb-lies]

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I Don’t like the word Shitpost

[ramb-lies]

Did the scanner do anything different?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

No

[festive-dirksteve-deactivated20]

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Still the same thing

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

I will buy you a New

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Thank You!

[nishiki-apologist]

lame loser cringefail restaurant i hope it blows up

[json-derulo]

[plumadesatada]

owner said "literally"

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[werewolvesnearyou]

bleeding (comm for sadiez.bsky.social)

[b0nkcreat]

REPRESSED CHARACTER WHO PUTS UP A 5000 MILE THICK EMOTIONAL FRONT CRUMBLES INTO PAINFUL VULNERABILITY WITH THE FORCE OF A LANDSLIDE

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[minotauri]

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

[minotauri]

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag