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[nic-the-rat]

LAST CHANCE TO GRAB YOUR SCREENSHOTS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. REBLOG TO PROVE YOU WERE HERE!!! ITS HAPPENING!! EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY FUCKING CALM.

AHHHHHHHHHH.

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[kei-maki]

THE ORIGINAL HOLY S H I T

[dannyphannypack]

need an essay over why the 2004 hit nickelodeon tv show danny phantom attracts so many asexuals

[enigmaris]

Something about… Ghosts being neat, the inherent need to hide a part of your identity from your parents and the world at large not believing you exist. :/

[ebonyheartnet]

[everydaythoughtsofafangirl]

Demisexual Flag Redesign

I've never been happy with the demi flag, so I am reviving my middle school account to post my pitch for a redesign.

I don't like how muted the current flag is because it is just a rearrangement of the ace flag. The colors feel right for the ace vibe, but doesn't feel like it showcases the swinging pendulum into the allo side that differentiates being demi.

So here is my redesign and why I chose the colors I did. Still not vibrant and shocking, but just a little different from the ace flag to show the duality of existing as both allo and ace and neither and both.

Happy pride y'all

[kaity--did]

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

[kaity--did]

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

[kaity--did]

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

[oldearthcartography]

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

[deepestparadisecolour]

I can bet it will be the Dad who’ll find the Christmas Vampire first. I wonder what would he ask the kids to dress up as?

[kaity--did]

Of Dad wins the we don’t even GO TO THE MOVIES! We stay home and watch it’s a wonderful life and a Christmas Carol but the muppet version because dad doesn’t like people, tight places, or ghosts.

[kaity--did]

THE HUNT HAS BEGUN

[kaity--did]

GUESS WHO FOUND THE CHRISTMAS VAMPIRE

[kaity--did]

The Christmas Vampire was hidden in the lobster shanty. The story this year is that were was a terrible accident. He accidently spooked the carrousel operator who poured his drink into the switch board and caused a death. The Christmas vampire had to flee but he didn’t get far.

Dad husband and I had to conduct a police investigation but the number one detective, ya girl, caught him!

[mysqueuedview]

This is insane and I love it!

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: *on the phone* Mr. Stark! I need your help! I-

Tony: nuh-uh petey is the House on fire?

Peter: .....No?

Tony: then it’s not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Shuri: what did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Peter: apparently it’s not an emergency.

Harley: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE F*CK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?!?

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[daddys-kittenn]

This literally made my morning!

[irondad-on-crack]

Whenever Peter has caffeine, his body vibrates at a frequency that emits a pitch only he can hear.

Peter, whispering: Do you hear that?

Tony: Hear what?

Peter, chugging his sixth Red Bull: My organs vibrating. It sounds like a high B flat.

Tony, frightened: I-

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

I don’t do the sex. I read the sex.

[sugarmint-dreams]

“I feel like I’m always searching for something, for someone." 

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[chismosavirus]

i, for one, cannot wait for this,

[missysworld26]

Every pansexual's dream...

Peter Pan precisely preparing perfect pancakes in a Pam polished pan in the p.m. at his playful pad for his pal, Pan, playing Panic! at the Disco on his pan flute.

[moonlightandgunpowder]

Guys guys guys

OMG

Somebody pointed it out on twitter and I HAD to check because I couldn’t believe it but

During Stammi vicino…

They actually kiss!!!! It’s just a little frame, and the animation is not too smooth or refined (I really hope they better it for the dvds) but…

AND THEN YUURI ACTUALLY LEANS INTO VICTOR

I WILL FOREVER SEE IT AS A KISS AND YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

/dead me: out

[fencer-x]

REBLOG IF YOU’RE ON TEAM “THEY FUCKING KISSED TWICE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD NOW DAMMIT”

[collusive-dreamer-deactivated20]

everyone who reblogs this will get a flower doodle drawn in their submissions (if open, that is)

[trixdraws]

[insert caption here]

[fullereno]

“No Anna, I don’t want to build a f***** snowman right now”.

[alternateuniversely]

Google Translating to make things better

English > Russian > Japanese > English