I don't even internet

The ramblings and peculiar affinities of a web developer / artist.

[michellepsychologist]

If you are scrolling through your dash and you are sleepy. Put your phone , tablet or laptop away and sleep. Your body and brain needs rest.

[langue-etrangere-deactivated201]

Buzzfeed says “if you can get at least 12 correct, you’re probably a genius.” Well, I think Langblr can get twelve, easily :P

[langue-etrangere-deactivated201]

I stand corrected. This quiz is hard. For example, what the hell kind of question is this? 

[jaythepolyglot]

13/19 right. I’m vaguely impressed with myself

[lila-cherryblossomtree]

11 out of 19

[mistressbirb]

Yeee 15/19!

[detectiveshipwreck]

What would even happen to you?

[kaiokentimesben]

somebody mod this into portal and let the physics engine work it out.

[rynnay]

The implications are terrifying.

[taciturnaberration]

Good news! I have the solution.

PORTALS CAN’T MOVE.

If you place a portal on a surface, and then that surface moves, the portal immediately closes. A good example of this is one of the last test chambers in the first game. There is a surface that, upon a button press, is tilted upwards at an angle. If you place a portal there and THEN hit the button, the portal disappears.

The ONE, SINGULAR EXCEPTION to this has been in Portal 2 when you are deactivating the neurotoxin generator. But it is fair to assume in all other cases a portal would not be allowed to move.

I will grant you that it may just be the limitations of it Being a Video Game. But there is no more concrete evidence to suggest they could move in reality than there is to suggest they couldn’t.

[theabyssalmeme]

However, just for funsies, someone did in fact pull this off in-game to let he physics engine figure it out and the results are…

Well, it’s something.

[theinfiknight]

Holy shit

[crypticcripple]

Reminder

Your body isn’t trying to kill you. Your body is trying hard to survive. It has the wrong blueprint, it lost the manual, but it’s trying.

Your body is working the only way it knows how, it is trying so hard to keep you alive. Your body is not the enemy, it is the battlefield.

It’s okay to resent your body, it’s okay to not love your body because it doesn’t function like others do.

But remember your body is fighting hard for you, even when it doesn’t seem like it.

[imawitchywitch]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[ruinedchildhood]

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[jumpingjacktrash]

end harpy shaming 2k18

[dailypsychologyfacts]

Recovery – The Dark Truth

“In order to love who you are, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you.” ~Stacie Swift.

Continue Reading 

[psych2go]

“Think of recovery as an anxious friend living on your shoulder. Imagine hugging and reminding it daily to keep on fighting. But in this case your anxious friend is your mind. You need to cherish it, nourish it, protect it, embrace it, accept it for what it is, and help it let go.”

[bxgodson2fl]

Word.

[catchymemes]

[alicentflorent]

reblog this post if you're under 25 and suffering from a chronic illness

I want to see how many of us there are

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[mistressbirb]

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

Found a cat in the woods back in March when it was only like 20 degrees. He was starving. He stayed with me for three days while I volunteered at a Ultra Trail Race. I found someone to take him that would help find his forever home. Just got a photo update and I am weeping. He is so loved. via /r/aww https://ift.tt/2zOaPOh

[mistressbirb]

y’all this looks like a video game character

[liberaleffects]

[liberalsarecool]

Climate change and ‘severe winters’ explained in four sentences. #ExtremeWeather means bigger storms in the summer AND winter.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

wouldn’t it be nice if Donald Trump froze

[english-idylls]

Elizabeth and her German Garden by Elizabeth von Arnim, cover design by Alphonse Mucha (1898).

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

[calis-discourse]

This has been a Burning Hot Take™

[yermemeblog]

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

[medusolo]

[volkryst]

@mekaspider

[sixpenceee]

This is how aluminum reacts with mercury

[rotenpk]

Chemistry what the fuck

[ryandevon]

R I S E