MJ & Her Absolution

Inactive, only still exists out of necessity for browsing.

[thatkirisame]

Old drawing

[mjnherabsolution]

this website needs to stop scaring me with the "most recent" posts being from like 3 or 6 days ago. i know that's not your truth, tumbling app. reveal yourself, reveal all that you are, show your world

[mjnherabsolution]

you god damn passive aggressive COWARD

[mjnherabsolution]

this website needs to stop scaring me with the "most recent" posts being from like 3 or 6 days ago. i know that's not your truth, tumbling app. reveal yourself, reveal all that you are, show your world

[solstacoded]

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[sorryponiko]

This is the technology every indie game should strive for: being able to flip your big middle finger in the middle of any dialogue!

[myeclecticdream09]

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

[cubanpercy]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

[lotrlocked]

[rinasaurusrex]

[andthosearesmalleragents]

[starlet-girls]

[scryforstars]

[blade-maid]

[mjnherabsolution]

[nestunes]

i did some mystia lorelei music

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

[foone]

And just like alcohol during prohibition, it's gotten weirder and stronger during the prohibition.

[mjnherabsolution]

there's something about the idea of battle-hardened adult material (of any sort) that's inherently horrifying to me. "my porn is too strong for you, traveler" is a believable statement

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how every century or so the entire field of physics collapses on itself because of a few discoveries that go against everything currently known and then we just kinda have to wait a little while until it gets back on its feet

[ryan-sometimes]

A chemist from the 1910s could pick up a modern chemistry textbook and understand quite a bit of it. They’d have lots of missing gaps but they could probably understand a decent amount. A physicist from the 1910s could pick up a modern physics textbook and not understand jack shit of it

[ryan-sometimes]

A chemist from the 1910s in modern times: Woah! You guys discovered quite a few more elements of the periodic table! Cool!

A physicist from the 1910s in modern times: what the fuck is a particle accelerator

[ryan-sometimes]

Y’all. The physics we know today is incredibly recent. A physicist from the 1910s would not only barely know a thing about quantum mechanics, they would have absolutely no idea about the BIG BANG. The big bang theory isn’t even 100 years old. GALAXIES were only discovered in the 1920s. String theory? Just barely 50 years old. The standard model of particle physics was only completed in the 1970s.

Past the basic high school level, most of the physics you learn has only been around for about 100 years, even less.

[foone]

There's an estimated 90,000 people alive that are OLDER THAN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT GALAXIES EXIST.

Because that shit dates back to 1923, 100 years ago, and that's how many people are alive over the age of 100.

(specifically that's when Hubble announced his* discovery of Cepheid variables, which can be used to measure how far away stars are, proving that some are definitely outside our galaxy)

* this is a lie. Hubble gets credited for Henrietta Swan Leavitt's discovery, but she was both dead and a woman so it's not like anyone was gonna complain about that minor academic misconduct.

[leahaliceart]

Bridget brain rot never left 😤🤕

[pixiecatsupreme]

Trans femmes, reblog to give yourself bigger tits

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[beesinmyskull]

Mega mawile drawing!

Kinda looks like Maya fey from ace attorney but what can you do

[rot-city]

today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers

tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing

[werewolf-cuddles]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[redchrominance]

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

[twimmythebabywitch]

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[dduane]

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

[fandomsandfeminism]

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

[dduane]

Always reblogging this.

[pencilchewing]

hi tumblr :)

[nyahgust]

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

[nyahgust]

she’s a lesbian girl now if anyone wanted an update.

[nino5571]

Maria but eggman vibes